My FNF shit is wild so buckle up, I may post some mature content now and then so you have been warned. All my AUs take place in an omegaverse world but since that's really not important to the stories (majority of the time) you can dismiss that. I will tag when things get freaky tho lol
I come up with way too many AUs. Which one's your favorite?
Burlington Bounty: Pico's School AU where everyone went to the same high school. Keith later becomes a wanted bounty known for ruthless murders, and he somehow manages drag his old friends in too. BFxGFxPico.
The Crooked Kind: Fantasy world AU where Keith is a reaper and Cherry is a guardian angel. Life seems okay before their school is shot up, and several other close lives are completely changed forever. BFxDarnellxNenexCherryxPico.
Mixtape: Swap AU where Keith, Darnell and Nene went through the shooting. Cherry is a rising rapper dating Pico the prosecutor who struggles to handle both his job and danger-magnet girlfriend. BFxDarnellxNene, GFxPico.
Animatronic: FNAF-based AU where Keith, after having became a successful musician and running a hit family entertainment restaurant, gets murdered and spirit now possesses the animatronic mascot of his restaurant. GFxPico
Prototype [ON-GOING FIC]: Regular Take AU where Keith's life spirals downhill. BFxPico, DarnellxGF (Be mindful of this fic's tags!!)
here's my main OG Funky Trio I usually fuck around with
Keith Burlington, Cherry Davis and Pico Dankworth
Ages 35, 34, and 36
Heights of 6'5, 5'6, and 5'7
Alpha, omega, omega
Dork, sweetheart, bastard
Question about Jeffery in the Animatronic AU! Has the man ever made more not-so-smart decisions regarding the Funkstaurant down the line? By that, I mean has he ever tried to make any changes that he felt were needed only for him to be stopped by Michael, Martha, and other staff members? /gen
Yes, he has. One of those decisions was shrinking the employees' breakroom, as he felt it was "too excessive and a distraction." Thankfully, Martha managed to prevent him from going through with it, as she claimed it was a disrespect to Keith and the effort he put in for his employees.
Another thing was the Funkstaraunt flooring. See, the main areas of the establishment have this carpet all over
(Thanks again to Kim for providing me this)
And Jeffery somehow thought it wasn't very appropriate for the Funkstaraunt, so he opted to change it to a more simple one. However this idea was met with some backlash from Michael and the employees, so they ended up keeping the old one
So am I terrible for having a silly headcanon where Animatronic Keith was once pranked by someone who covered him with toy spiders while the guy was asleep/deactivated?
Nope! In fact, I can totally imagine some of the employees fill the ball pit with toy spiders instead and drag him inside while he's deactivated so that he wakes up and has a total freakout. Jeffery and Michael won't be too happy to find out they have to repair a hole in the roof later on
I hereby demand you to grab the first Alpha-like non-omegaverse character you own or owned by a friend of yours and then introduce them to Keith. Just to see them become friends. Yes. Totally not wanting this to happen solely to see Keith cause a commotion nooo 😏
*sweats nervously in doesn't own non-omegaverse characters yet*
Haha we'll use Zephyr for this one, since this was already a scenario Kim and I discussed a while back.
Basically, we were talking about how it would go down if Pico, Zephyr and Keith met, and it turned into a rather chaotic scenario. I think you'll get a kick out of this one 😂
At first everything is going really good with Pico and Zephyr hitting it off well and discussing hitman work and guns, then Keith comes in and... well, Zephyr comes off to him as an alpha thanks to height and fangs, and as much as Pico tries ushering him to settle down on the suspicious glaring and growling, Keith pretty much yoinks him away and growls at Zeph when the latter leans in to show Pico his gun.
At this point Zephyr, oblivious to the omegaverse social queue, is pretty much pissed off at Keith being an asshole towards him. To quote Kim, "From his point of view, Keith is just being overprotective for no damn reason despite him having making it clear many times by now that he ain't interested in his partner."
Unfortunately for Keith, he is also unaware that Zephyr is a demon from the netherworld. A hitman too, might I add. So when Pico tries harder to get Keith to settle down and is ultimately ignored, Zephyr is pretty darn annoyed.
So he reaches over to grab Keith by his shirt and gets in his face. "How about you get the fuck over yourself with whatever dickpissing nonsense you got with me and chill the fuck out?"
And Keith, while startled by having been grabbed by the shirt, still has the stubborn alpha balls to grab Zeph's hand and try to pry off it off with another growl. "You're the one getting close to my fucking mate here."
Pico is now panicking and trying to get in between the two to stop fighting. "Keith that's not it, we're just talkin', calm the fuck down--" But it doesn't work, of course.
Zephyr tries to warn Keith to back off, and let him know that he's NOT INTERESTED in Pico AT ALL, but that only riles Keith up. Alpha's just getting more snappy at him.
Yep. Zephyr pulls out his wings and fucking LEAPS up to the sky hauling a screeching Keith behind him, leaving a startled Pico calling out for them from below in distress.
Don't worry, all Zeph does is just a bunch of loops and tricks in the air to scare the jerkiness out of Keith as the alpha screeches to be put down.
...more or less.
Relax, Keith doesn't actually fall splat besides Pico lol thankfuckinggod
Once Zeph is finished having fun he brings the now terrified puppy back to earth to his ginger sweetheart who is also quite shaken. He will feel a bit bad to see Pico worriedly hugging Keith who lies on the ground like a shaking leaf, and he does apologize for the scare, but also says that that's not the worse he could've done to give Keith "just a scare," as netherworld demons of his kind tend to go overboard when giving scares.
In the end, Pico apologizes on Keith's behalf (guy is still petrified on the floor, can't utter a fuckin word), having to explain that he can't quite control his instincts when it comes to his mate, and they later reconcile when Keith properly apologizes himself for letting his instincts get ahold. All fun and games!
I'm sorry if this was already confirmed, but does Animatronic Keith have a fear of spiders like most of his alternate selves? Also has any well-meaning newbie employee ever tried to stop him from eating & drinking the first time they witnessed him doing so?
No need for apologies, it's been a while since I've discussed about my AUs lol. If anyone has questions and wonders about them having been asked already then please don't be afraid of asking either way, I'll gladly answer
Anyways, yes Animatronic Keith is still afraid of spiders. This huge hunky animatronic still shrieks and leaps five feet in the air if he suddenly spots a spider within three feet of him. If he ever spots one somewhere on him then, well, let's say he'll cause a bit of property damage when he flips out and tries shaking it off.
And yes, there have been newbie employees who attempt to stop him from eating and drinking at first. You can bet they're confused as hell when the other workers shrug and go "eh, it's just something he does. You'll get used to it."
And they do, in fact, get used to it. The Boyfriend Animatronic tends to grow on you when you're around him ;)
To add onto that other anon's question, would further confusion and possible misunderstandings be caused if the non-omegaverse person had some traits that omegaverse folks generally see in Alphas? :0
I certainly hope not or else Keith will make some terrible first impressions if his Alpha side were to get the best of him lmao
Oh boy does it get worse if that happens LOL. Let's just say he'll definitely come off as an asshole if any non-omegaverse person gives him an alpha impression on him.
