Hittingpeoplewithmycar-official

Your local eco friendly carbon neutral car whom is gay as hell, hates billionaires, the government, and any and all injustices around the globe. I provide a way to solve these problems. How you might ask? Vehicular "manslaughter".

[hittingpeoplewithmycar-official]

Some of this is a copy and paste of my description.

Your local eco friendly carbon neutral car whom is gay as hell, hates billionaires, the government, and any and all injustices around the globe. I provide a way to solve these problems. How you might ask? Vehicular "manslaughter". This is my side blog! I have a main blog called @milkinyourtoaster and you should check it out! I have more anarchist stuff on there but also a little bit of fandom posts from fandoms I’m in and a little bit of art sometimes! also funny memes (or at least I find them funny)! :D

Edit: my milkinyourtoaster blog is basically dead. THIS is my main blog now and has been for some time

[straightboyfriend]

if it’s your birthday: happy birthday

if it’s not your birthday: reflect on why that is. 👆🏽

[squiddleward-deactivated2019032]

happy 30th birthday spongebob!

[blackberryshawty]

He’s a cancer

[miscreant-side-puffs]

Oh snaps he’s older than me!

[spongebob-connoisseur]

He turned 35 as of 2021!!

[eye-of-toad]

SpongeBob is 40!

[damazcuz]

Don't listen to anything your brain tells you after (checks time) noon.

[damazcuz]

Don't listen to anything your brain tells you after you wake up.

[damazcuz]

listen to the amulet.

[dogpuppy]

[zer0brainc3lls]

Rocky dumbing down his speech for Grace only reinforces the idea that Grace is a kid in the other Eridians eyes and multiple conversations are happening at once..

Eridian scientist: why did they send a baby to space?!

Rocky: Grace is not a baby. He’s a fully grown human and you all need to respect that-

At the same time another Eridian: the human is thirty!! Are you COMPLETELY sure he’s not a child? He’s barely coordinated!

Rocky: Grace is very sick!! Of course he’s not coordinated you fucking idiot-

ALSO at the same time: did you not think to teach him how to understand us properly?? Let alone communicate with us.

Rocky: he doesn’t have the vocal cords for most of our sounds!! And we were WORKING on him being able to understand proper speech but he’s delirious?! The fact he’s conscious is a miracle-

Grace who is visible stressed and half covering his ears but also trying to listen: what’s going on?? I can’t hear you guys it’s too loud- Rocky what’s going on?!

Rocky: apology apology other Eridians ask dumb dumb dumb questions, Rocky tell Grace later. Grace sleep now Rocky handle.

Grace just nods with bleary eyes and knocks out almost immediately, and the other Eridians are giving Rocky the equivalent of a raised eyebrow in unison.

[amygdalae]

How i look when I see a loud noise

[amygdalae]

if I saw a loud noise I'd look at it just like this

[hittingpeoplewithmycar-official]

same

[ffcrazy15]

Eva Stratt but she doesn't go to prison afterwards. Eva Stratt but she's saved the world and she offers herself up as a scapegoat because she mistakenly believes that's what the world wants. Eva Stratt but she wants to go to prison, of course she wants to go to prison, because she wants to be done already, and why isn't this all ending the way she said it would? Eva Stratt but she's wondering what the fuck is taking the guys with the handcuffs so long, because she has sacrificed everything, her future, her soul, her friend for humanity, and someone has to punish her now, right?

Eva Stratt, but the world is cooling. But the crops are failing. But rationing plans need to be drafted and nations need to be threatened into submission, to get as many people as possible out of this alive. But it's her job to be right, and someone who is always right is a very, very valuable resource right now.

Eva Stratt, but someone needs to make the hard calls, needs to weigh lives in the balance, needs to be burdened with choices as heavy as the world itself and no one does it better than her.

Eva Stratt, but she's read the classics, and isn't Dante's hell just having to repeat your sins over and over again?

Eva Stratt, but she's just put Ryland Grace on a ship because he made the mistake of making himself too indispensable; Eva Stratt, but the world is blinking at her, confused, because lol. Lmao, even.

Eva Stratt. But don't you understand, honey, that you've just made yourself indispensable, too?

[cooking-with-hailstones]

"The last time any human touched Ryland Grace was an act of horrific violence"

Well... Yes and no.

The last time Ryland Grace was CONSCIOUS of any human touch was when he was knocked out. Absolutely true.

But the last human contact he would have had was Yao and Ilyukhina. Who were told that he was scared about panicking during launch and asked to be sedated. Who did all the pre flight checks before the Hail Mary launched. Who would have carefully, gently carried Grace to his bed in the dormitory, made sure he was secure, and initiated his coma procedure.

There would have been love there. Remember Ilyukhina throwing her hands high and saying "welcome to crew!" Remember Yao saying how he hoped Grace would say yes. Remember how much the crew trusted Grace, Stratt's First Officer, the guy who helped them so much, and was so kind to them, and was the one who they entrusted their preferred methods of suicide to. Who thought they were wonderful and brave.

They would have tucked him in. Maybe brushed his hair out of his face. Maybe said something kind to him before initiating their own coma procedures.

Ryland Grace doesn't remember, of course he wouldn't. But the last human touch he ever had was full of love.

[kasumigale14]

i think about this very often

[milanesa42]

[flimflix]

brought some fruit for the potluck

[penelopepseudonym]

A dark, foreboding feeling overtakes you. You know this face, even in its absence.

[pvnkpistol]

Y'all are still fucking gross about transmasc headcanons btw. Mulan is a trans man Mizu from blue eyed Samurai is a trans man Alyosha from genshin is a trans man, Peter Parker is a trans man, Matt Murdock is a trans man fucking everybody transgender fuck all y'all.

[angiethewitch]

NHS cancels all gender-affirming surgeries for adult patients of Welsh Gender Service with immediate effect

Some trans patients received news their surgeries had been cancelled just days or even hours before they were due to take place

"This comes after calls from the Welsh Tories for an independent review of the service over “concerns” it is referring trans patients for surgeries ‘at a faster rate’ than the UK gender clinic average."

so the issue is...they're too good at their jobs? what the hell?

[what-even-is-thiss]

“Why do you care so much about sex work being decriminalized if you don’t sell or buy sex”

Because I fucking care about harm reduction and human rights and frankly as a sex neutral asexual, sex workers and I have a lot more in common than you’d think. Liberation for one of us is liberation for all of us.

[welldrawnfish]

Granarchy 1: They grow up so fast. Thanks @astrmastr for the killer name!

[patientno7]

my humor 2016

[patientno7]

10 years