we died a long time ago

suddenly got really into wrestling and i needed a space to scream about it so... sideblog

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wwe subtle way to get King of the Ring Oba Femi out of the title picture so we can deal with the desired feuds lmao

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The blood in Swerve vs Ospreay looked like a horror movie

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aew having audio issues again 😒

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Andrade betrayed Don Callis

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Andrade just being all "how you know?" to the demon is so mexican

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ngl i used to NOT be really into the conglomeration but if they hadn't won me over by this point, their backpacks filled with tacks, nintendos and oranges might have done the job just fine

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oh my

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Okada seeing Takeshita and immediately starts stripping. girl me too. what. who said that

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ngl i used to NOT be really into the conglomeration but if they hadn't won me over by this point, their backpacks filled with tacks, nintendos and oranges might have done the job just fine

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genuinely just full body cringed with that mjf darby tacks spot

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they're using Nintendos as weapons 😭😭😭

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*Mercedes shows up in pink*

me: oh no

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JAY WHITE IS BACKKKKKKKK??????

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love that people are counting the punches and you can hear them both in english and spanish. the punches are bilingual

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the scream i let out when mox started breaking bandido's mask. johnny please behave yourself

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i feel like Zack Sabre Jr is at like 50% of his normal power but that just means he can still twist your body like a pretzel so it is anyone's guess

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"Ultimately it was Bryan Danielson who had to change his underwear after the match"

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"Not a word! Thank you very much!"

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finally gonna sit down and watch Forbidden Door and that is a threat