[retinaofthemindseye]

[gnawing-suspicion]

[beardedmrbean]

[sssubhuman]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[shock]

simplifying models for kids in science today

[ironwoman359]

Reblog for My Cat After (Wet) (Sad)

[faunflame]

staring the cashier down like they’re going to open and eat the chocolate bar i bought right infront of me

the cadence with how he says ‘WE MASK IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER’ has got me SOLD

[oneheadtoanother]

Ok now do NYT columnists

[dorkichiban]

already this has tags in the notes like “#anti ai” but... this is just real life with almost everything. this is like grifter 101 please don’t exceptionalize needing to be critical of chatgpt.

[clockworkdragonffxiv]

This is literally how job interviews work, by the way, and then everyone is surprised the super-duper confident guy is also an incompetent moron.

[semicolonthefifth]

It’s also where we get “con artist”, aka “confidence artist”. It’s someone who dazzles you with the assurance that they know what they are talking about because they speak with absolute certainty despite not knowing anything. I dare say it’s gotten worse with the internet because text and careful/exciting editing makes people seem more confident than before - and if you think you’re immune, you aren’t.

[iamthespineofmybook]

It was the face, that was what it was. He had an honest face. And he loved those people who looked him firmly in the eye to see his inner self, because he had a whole set of inner selves, one for every occasion. As for firm handshakes, practice had given him one to which you could moor boats. It was people skills, that was what it was. Special people skills. Before you could sell glass as diamonds you had to make people really want to see diamonds. That was THE trick, the trick of all tricks. You changed the way people saw the world. You let them see it the way THEY wanted it to be…

-- Moist von Lipwig (internal monologue), Going Postal, Discworld book 33

[toastbutteregg]

[italiancore-deactivated20220107]

I wish more people did it, props to you and your mom

[depsidase]

[robertreich]

The concentration of wealth in the hands of an elite few isn't just bad for our economy. It's corrosive to our democracy. When the wealthy and well-connected control our political system, the American people don't have a voice. The result is demagoguery and corruption. Say it with me: Tax the rich.

[multibugorganism]

*nods at you like an NPC in a unimportant FFXIV cutscene*

[multibugorganism]

[guns-n-broses]

Friend: Dude wtf why did you put glitter in my coffee I was going to drink that?

Me: aesthetic

[macleod]

fuck no fuck no fuck no please no i dont want to see a photo of coffee with glitter in it fuck no

[the-real-gmail]

Ah, context

[guns-n-broses]

[macleod]

i knew this was going to fucking happen and i am so unbelievably pissed at this fuck this fuck all of you fuck no

[dzamie]

[Image ID: a cup of coffee with a spoonful of silver glitter being poured into it]

[guns-n-broses]

Friend: Dude wtf why did you put glitter in my coffee I was going to drink that?

Me: aesthetic

[macleod]

fuck no fuck no fuck no please no i dont want to see a photo of coffee with glitter in it fuck no

[the-real-gmail]

Ah, context

[the-quasar-hero]

Y’all gotta come up with some new lines, or just absorb the information without comment.

[the-quasar-hero]

[ilywtf]

[goldensunset]

the nearest depiction of an animal or other sentient fantasy creature to you at this moment comes to life right where it is (i.e. cat photograph, shark plushie, dragon painting, etc)

what happens to you

i am so dead

i need to go to the hospital

maybe a few things to be looked at but i’m fine in the end

i’m totally fine

i’m totally fine and i’m happy

my situation is really really really specific lemme tell you about it

n/a

Voting ended onJan 11

assume it doesn’t know you (unless it’s actually a specific animal you’ve met) and that it’s normal for its species and would do whatever was natural for it. including being too giant for and destroying the room it’s in. as well as dying immediately if its environment can’t support its life

[william-snekspeare]

:(

[fursonas]

"sorry for party rocking" I don't think you are. I think you're sorry you got caught