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i am going to unashamedly fill walls of text (in character!) because i just do that anyway but it'd be funny if I took it to the extremes and just made a huuuuuge wall of text. right. so thats what this blog is

you send asks, i reply with a huge yapfest, which is funny, because it is, because it's funny, and because i find it hysterical, and because that'd be funny. and in character. durr

giggles eueheheheu i assume i wont GET any asks since. whatever BUUUUT it is here. for. whenever i do. lalalalalalalalala

other blogs!! @doubleggz (self explanatory...)

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“H….have you seen my roller…? I.. I c-can’t find it…”

-@s-rider

OH!!! HEY SHADOW RI!!!!!!

No...surprisingly I HAVEN'T seen it. Shocking, since you normally take it with you everywhere....and it's just simply HUGE. How do you even lug that around anyway...

Maybe I'd suggest asking Sheldon?? Maybe??? Would you have left it with HIM?? Somehow???

I mean. Where and HOW could you even have lost something THAT big??? And golden n glinty n shiny. How does that even happen???? Where could it POSSIBLY be?? The training area???? A stage??? At home???? With Shaggles???? (Shadow Goggles 🥹)

[s-rider]

“..I’d ask Shaggles but I’m scared.. then again, when aren’t I scared..? Um.. or maybe Sheldon knows.. Could.. could you come with me to ask him? I can’t do this…”

[shadow-vintage]

true. When are you NOT scared...that's ALWAYS a point with you huh...

siiiigh....I suppose tht I CAN go with you...no promises that it'll be a distractionless and quiet trip though. I mean. I NEVER stop talking. And I might forget what we're doing halfway through. right. right. okay so. I supposeeeee it would be smart to look for him at his actual store.. Right???

i mean why wouldn't he be there. Well, actually there's plenty of reasons. But I don't think he's on another one of those super stupid dumb adventures...

Or.. or. Uhm. did you wanna talk to Shaggles first???? I sorta forgot what where we were going already...

[shadow-vintage]

“H….have you seen my roller…? I.. I c-can’t find it…”

-@s-rider

OH!!! HEY SHADOW RI!!!!!!

No...surprisingly I HAVEN'T seen it. Shocking, since you normally take it with you everywhere....and it's just simply HUGE. How do you even lug that around anyway...

Maybe I'd suggest asking Sheldon?? Maybe??? Would you have left it with HIM?? Somehow???

I mean. Where and HOW could you even have lost something THAT big??? And golden n glinty n shiny. How does that even happen???? Where could it POSSIBLY be?? The training area???? A stage??? At home???? With Shaggles???? (Shadow Goggles 🥹)

[vintage-the-x]

👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅 heyeh loser! loooooser!! fight me. loser. luhluhluh loser - @shadow-vintage

(ok hi rrraaaandom but. you don't have to answer this ask if you don't want to 💔 i'm far too socially anxious anyway to not include this stupid disclaimer thing in the ask)

You talk too much.

(Keeping brief just because the contrast is funny)

[shadow-vintage]

YOU talk too LITTLE. I mean come on. Do you HAVE to be stoic, and annoying, and rude, and stuck-up, and judgmental, and quiet, and stubborn, and offensive, and mean, and still QUIET THROUGH ALL OF IT ANYWAY. Hmphh. You need to be waaaaaay nicer...way way way way way way way way waaaay nicer. way. way way.

(EHHEHHH I GET IT IT IS FUNNY HEEUHHEH)

[vintage-the-x]

…

Shut up. Go back into your TV or whatever. Hmph.

[shadow-vintage]

No!! I quite like being outside out here thank you very very much. Or NOT. Can't believe my own counterpart is a complete BUTTFACE with a lack of EMPATHY like YOU because you're a BUTTFACE with a lack of EMPATHY.

Besides you're stuck here with me now!!! Get used to it!!! I'll be here as loooooong as I can talking yooooour ear off till you get the worst headache of your LIFE!!

[vintage-the-x]

👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅 heyeh loser! loooooser!! fight me. loser. luhluhluh loser - @shadow-vintage

(ok hi rrraaaandom but. you don't have to answer this ask if you don't want to 💔 i'm far too socially anxious anyway to not include this stupid disclaimer thing in the ask)

You talk too much.

(Keeping brief just because the contrast is funny)

[shadow-vintage]

YOU talk too LITTLE. I mean come on. Do you HAVE to be stoic, and annoying, and rude, and stuck-up, and judgmental, and quiet, and stubborn, and offensive, and mean, and still QUIET THROUGH ALL OF IT ANYWAY. Hmphh. You need to be waaaaaay nicer...way way way way way way way way waaaay nicer. way. way way.

(EHHEHHH I GET IT IT IS FUNNY HEEUHHEH)

[shadow-vintage]

What was it like fighting (and winning!) against your “original” selves?

HELLO!!!

Hehhheheh... well...I would definitely be saying "ORIGINAL" in quotes, yes...and I think fighting against them was pretty interesting and kinda cool! Sorta. Not sorta. Actually it was VERY weird too.

What's strange to ME PERSONALLY however is how absoLUTELY different we are compared to them....I sometimes tend to forget we're "shadows" or. you know. the completely totally super-duperly much cooler (don't tell them I said that.) opposites. Because that's a little weird.

Like why is opposite me so quiet and stubborn.. he needs to live a LITTLE instead of being so BORING....and I'm still not used to seeing myself so at the very least QUIETLY (which is a feat of amazement in it of itself...) angry and upset about EVERYTHING. or. in color. I didn't even know our opposites HAD colored ink I can't lie...

They underestimated us and our strength, which was DEFINITELY what lead them to lose hehheh..winning was VERY satisfying! You could tell they could NEVER see it coming!! Like. Bam! Pow! Zap! Whoosh! Whatever fits some sort of surprisingly fast paced win.

The others and I were pretty proud of ourselves! We DESTROYED them and left them STARTSTRUCK! For. A few minutes. And then they were riiight back to whatever else they do in the real world with the colorful Goggles. He's sorta stupid but he's got my kinda vibe I can't lie to you!

But still. The others and I were proud when we were selected to battle, and we gave it our all! Surprisingly, it's sort of easy to fight your light counterpart, because you sorta know yourself, so think backwards and BAM. aaaaand we MAY have had a teeensy weensy bit of a leg up from being exposed to their previous battles anyway! Hehhheh.

It was GREAT to see us finally being recognized as powerful and strong! There's more to us than just our light versions, yaknow.

Just between you and me...I think my light version doesn't like my constant tangental nature...just a hunch though.

it was OBVIOUS that the others didn't like us, which was RIDICULOUS because we were sort of itching to meet them in a battle and were met with SO MUCH DISGUST...ridiculous, I know...very ridiculous. Ridiculous sorta sounds like ridicule. Like what they did to us. hmph.

Overall, we sure as a shell showed them!! Even if our quickly thrown together team was sort of unreceptive to the win...

[s-rider]

”… I had fun..”

[shadow-vintage]

...GOSH, you're so SHY ALL THE TIME..what's up with THAT. Nobody's gonna bite you!! We're all. MOSTLY. Friendly around here!! I mean. You KNOW us..!

Glad you had fun though....from what it sounds like. If I could even hear that correctly. When you talk all like

"mumble mumble...mumble...mumble..."

Which is fine. Don't get me wrong...but STILL. You're so shy. And quiet. And mumbly. And weirdly jumpy. And fidgety. AGAIN..not like it's a problem, but still. They call you those things for a reason!!

[shadow-vintage]

man i love you take a popsicle

POPSICLES.!! BEUEHHH POPSICLES ARE SO TASTY...! Sometimes. If they're overly sweet I don't want em. Are they overly sweet. Are they sweet. Sweet things are GROSS. and sickening. I prefer bitter things....or spicy things. I suppose.

Hey!! They're colored like me!! Not. Me. Me. But. The other me. The. "regular" me. Still don't like referring to him like that. I'M the original..or. We both are. I guess. Hmph. Shadows aren't really respected, even after our redemption...

Awwhh!! Thanks for the compliment...I think. Is "I love you" a compliment???? Not sure how to respond to it regardless... I love you too! I think! I don't know how to uh. Convey that back! I love a lot of things...I'm just very noisy about it...

HOWEVER...I DON'T love sweet things. But I'm taking one anyway...because I'm still a sucker for food anyway....anyways....how many times do you think I can say anyway in one breath. I'm sure it's a lotOH RIGHT thank you. for the popsicle. why do they call them popsicles if they neither pop nor have anything to do with sickles?? That's sort of stupid. I don't like whoever made that. There's SO many better names...like...uh.. um. uhhh give me a sec. uhhhh...

[shadow-vintage]

if any of you just maybe, slightly, potentially, possibly, coincidentally, on accident or on purpose, head first, face to face, in the flesh, on the internet, on the offchance, see my light counterpart around here... tell him to catch me behind ammo knights... sometime-soon-not-sure-when-haven't-figured-that-out-maybe-later-today because. heyhh what a loser i'm challenging him to a one! on! ONE! match!! Heheeh!

stoicism can't save him now!! heehhheuheh...stoicism. is that a word. i think so....right...?? anyway...i'm kicking him to the CURB!! everyone knows he talks a big game...well. Sorta. I'M the talker. I sure do talk. a lot. but of COURSE it's always. Crucial to the conversation, right. I mean talking is really important to keep something going.

Almost like a train. trains are pretty cool they eventually get to their destination that's like me!! I talk. A lot!! Is that why they call it a train of thought?? Huh. I never realized that. But yeah talking to me is like being on a train. It may TAKE a while but we'll eventually get to the.WAIT I FORGOT WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT TO BEGIN WITH. OH YEAH. LIGHT COUNTERPART. RIGHT. Riiight? Or trains. I forgot.

Whatever! At least I'm not a STUCK UP STUBBORN BUTTHEAD like HE IS. Yeah. I called him a BUTTHEAD. Fight me!!! It'd be fun anyway...battles are fun! Especially when you're still pummeling your opponents....

...But winning is still better than losing!! Doesn't change that!

eeuhheehheeh. anyway. i'm sorta hungry. i could go for a snack...i don't know WHAT though. there's so many options and i'm so indecisive...

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also!! What is it like being a shadow? Do you ever get jealous of your counterpart?

HELLO AGAIN!! Two parter!! switching it up and starting with the second!! sorry...I NEVER know where to start I just have so much to talk about...

Do I get jealous...? Sometimes sorta slightly!!

Honestly it must be nice to be so unbothered and ignorant to your surroundings, but it's not like I could experience that anyway as is. That just seems so. What's the word. Not-sharp? Unsharp??

DULL. THATS THE WORD!! Like a pencil. But. If the pencil hadn't been sharpened. And wasn't the sharp ones that come right out of the box....

My light counterpart is so respected. THAT'S what really peeves me...I want the sort of respect HE gets!! Why can't I get it?? But of course it's because I'm loud and chatty. As if I didn't beat him!

Being a shadow is kinda fun though! We don't always exist all the time....but when we do it's super fun! It's nice to have frequent breaks, especially since my light counterpart doesn't particularly take well to MY existence the way some others take to THEIRS....

OTHER than being consistently hated by the Light Vintage....being a shadow is fun! I said that. Right? Maybe. It's been too long since I said the last thing to know what I said even before the last thing back.

To be honest....I think I'd rather just be me! Being a shadow is nice...and if I speak all the thoughts the LIGHT me has stored in HIS brain then why would I want to keep all those in MY brain? Right? I'd rather speak my words into the world!

Words and world look similar. That's goofy, I like that... WORDDDDS. WOOOORRRLDDD. WOOOOORDS. wwwwooooorllldd....

[shadow-vintage]

What was it like fighting (and winning!) against your “original” selves?

HELLO!!!

Hehhheheh... well...I would definitely be saying "ORIGINAL" in quotes, yes...and I think fighting against them was pretty interesting and kinda cool! Sorta. Not sorta. Actually it was VERY weird too.

What's strange to ME PERSONALLY however is how absoLUTELY different we are compared to them....I sometimes tend to forget we're "shadows" or. you know. the completely totally super-duperly much cooler (don't tell them I said that.) opposites. Because that's a little weird.

Like why is opposite me so quiet and stubborn.. he needs to live a LITTLE instead of being so BORING....and I'm still not used to seeing myself so at the very least QUIETLY (which is a feat of amazement in it of itself...) angry and upset about EVERYTHING. or. in color. I didn't even know our opposites HAD colored ink I can't lie...

They underestimated us and our strength, which was DEFINITELY what lead them to lose hehheh..winning was VERY satisfying! You could tell they could NEVER see it coming!! Like. Bam! Pow! Zap! Whoosh! Whatever fits some sort of surprisingly fast paced win.

The others and I were pretty proud of ourselves! We DESTROYED them and left them STARTSTRUCK! For. A few minutes. And then they were riiight back to whatever else they do in the real world with the colorful Goggles. He's sorta stupid but he's got my kinda vibe I can't lie to you!

But still. The others and I were proud when we were selected to battle, and we gave it our all! Surprisingly, it's sort of easy to fight your light counterpart, because you sorta know yourself, so think backwards and BAM. aaaaand we MAY have had a teeensy weensy bit of a leg up from being exposed to their previous battles anyway! Hehhheh.

It was GREAT to see us finally being recognized as powerful and strong! There's more to us than just our light versions, yaknow.

Just between you and me...I think my light version doesn't like my constant tangental nature...just a hunch though.

it was OBVIOUS that the others didn't like us, which was RIDICULOUS because we were sort of itching to meet them in a battle and were met with SO MUCH DISGUST...ridiculous, I know...very ridiculous. Ridiculous sorta sounds like ridicule. Like what they did to us. hmph.

Overall, we sure as a shell showed them!! Even if our quickly thrown together team was sort of unreceptive to the win...

[shadow-vintage]

opinions on shadow double. egg.

hi. uhhmmm....shadow double. shadow egg. Hmmmmmmmmmm

hm. hmmm if it isn't obvious i think he's sweet...and polite...and. somewhat one of the most "normal" from the lot of us....uhhmmm. uhm. hmmm.

honestly...

he reminds me. of. some sort of bodyguard. he's so stoic it's almost scary...but he's polite. and kind. well mannered...he's a good listener! one of the only who can withstand my constant talking.

a LOT of constant talking.

he, like many other people...is rampant in my brain....but i still think he's so super cool. It's impressive how he can say things so clearly when he doesn't say a lot at ALL...

i find him very obedient! in a sense. he's able to listen to my directions....kinda. if i don't change them halfway through.

and of course there's the obligatory "handsome" comment...but who WOULDN'T like a good listener AND direction follower. so respectful. So many people are attractive though, let's be real here.....

he's good at turf! and anarchy. but we're mainly turf champions...so he's pretty composed during battle. very impressive. very interesting! Sometimes I wish I could be as motivated and quiet as him...but I'd rather not be anyway..

[shadow-vintage]

HIII SHADOW VINTAGE!!! Thoughts on Shadow Rider? Also what’s your favorite drink? :D

HI HI HELLO HEEEYY HI!!! hhheeeello! HI!

MY thoughts onnnn Shadow Rider....urrhhmmm...he's pretty shy isn't he..??? Kinda hard to notice, but that definitely gives him an advantage of some sort in battle or even in everyday for SURE....hehheh it's sorta funny when he hides behind his dynamo. I think he's a pretty strange guy !! Affectionately. Not mean. But he's still weird.

he's fun to do battles with.. but overall he doesn't talk very much to others which is sorta weird to ME since I can't really imagine being THAT quiet. like. how does he MANAGE to be so shy all the time.

ohhh. SHYDER. IS THAT WHY HE'S CALLED SHYDER??

He's sort of a scardey cat too...not very confident. Couldn't imagine! I'm too confident in many situations if I'm being honest (°▽°) He's NOTHING like his original though...which is obvious since he's LITERALLY the shadow version. Duhh. or. Really it's more like the other way around for US but not like majority of others could understand that....

and. for favorite drink....uhrrm...i dunno....i'm not a big fan of too many drinks..since i sorta dislike the taste of anything that ISN'T water....

bbbut i do like. huh. bitter things!! like some types of tea....? sometimes tea helps people be less annoying right?? Or. Coffee? That's pretty tasty too....hey you know what else is bitter and tasty?? chocolate. some types at least. there's SO many types of chocolate isn't that strange?? how does that even happen?? how is there even THAT many??