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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@shadowamongstshadows
Alright, to anyone still maybe following me that is active. You should read through this. It’s Chara and Frisk from Undertale stuck in the void vying for the salvation or destruction of the world. It’s good stuff. And has funny quips like this too.
Spooktober in VRChat
shadowamongstshadowsH ask me
Hey, wanted to stop by and say that I’m impressed by you. Through thick and thin you’ve stuck by your account when the majority of the other blogs have died out. They either lose interest after years of doing it, get fed up with the fandom, or are fed up with tumblr right now. But you’ve been here for a good while now and proven that you aren’t going to give up. Good on ya.
Banana, I didn't send that in an ask. I just pm'd it to you... Nevermind. I'll stand by my words.
It wasn’t the best day.
Just stumbled upon this ask blog and I have to say I’m impressed. The art style looks great and I haven’t followed anyone in a good while. Hope to see this blog going for a while despite the whole Tumblr debacle going on.
Should uh, definitely head on over and follow.
Gives u a new password to use for business computers
The living shadow looked down at the wrinkled piece of paper that had been handed to it. “Banans4U” had been scribbled onto it. What was it supposed to do with a password but no username? Shadow had looked down for only a moment to glance at the scribbled on paper and contemplate how and why a pony had found a living shadow to give it a password for a computer it didn’t own.
Its gaze shifted upward only to find what it called “that-one-pony-I-possessed-once” gone. He was definitely a strange one. The curiosity it felt was overriding even though the password itself probably didn’t go to anything.
It would find a meat-bag to control and input the password for it into a computer. The shadow could then confirm the password was useless at least.
I have to reblog this every time because frankly this is absolutely genius prose
“He thought to himself, groovily.”
Thats gold.
eating chips with chopsticks is unironically galaxy brain. your fingers don’t get greasy and it lasts for longer
Oh yeah I’m going to stab my crunchy foods and make them fall apart like an absolute absentminded dunce, fool, clown, jester, like a monstrous moron, an idiot of Shakespearean proportions, a cretin
Just do it like the rest of us savages in just 4 easy steps
1: open the bag
2: open your mouth
3: pour bag’s delicious contents into mouth
4: Profit
the little claw marks on the ice omg
Everyone loves cats!
I think the most impressive thing is his straight face throughout the video
He looks so pissed.
hope your pets stay healthy in 2017
I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty
did anyone actually ever read those animorph books
just stared at the covers for a concerningly long amount of time before putting it back where i found it
me too
Here are some of the spoilers you missed out on by not reading Animorphs:
Five children are forced to engage in guerilla warfare, espionage and repeated murder to protect their loved ones from alien parasites as they wait for the other, heroic aliens to finally arrive. When they do, the “good” aliens turn out to not give a shit about humans, caused the whole intergalactic war through their own shittiness and are willing to exterminate whole planets themselves to get at their hated enemies.
A child repeatedly experiences his intestines hanging out of his body while in various animal forms
A child is mentally tortured until broken and never gets better
A child in the form of a fly experiences getting splattered and smeared against a ceiling until his friends who are also flies at the time can peel his body off and take him somewhere he can transform back into a whole human before his insect mind fades completely
A child is shrunken and experiences having her eyeballs digested out of her head inside her friend’s stomach while she’s in the form of a tiny elephant
The heroes are forced to permanently imprison another child in the body of a rat because he knows too much and they abandon him on a tiny island with only other rats and garbage for company. Rumors circulate that the island is haunted but it’s actually his psychic screams reaching distant boaters.
A race of devastatingly powerful, violent aliens turn out to be mental toddlers who don’t know what they’re doing and are just bred to think they’re playing one big game before they’re killed at age three so they don’t learn the truth
An alien spends a few centuries hanging from the parasitic tentacle of a much bigger alien, surrounded by millions of rotting corpses attached to its other moon-spanning tendrils. They engage in mental warfare until one finally absorbs the other completely.
It turns out another seemingly “evil” alien race is simply driven to kill and eat everything in sight because it was separated from its original world where food was continuous and the entire specie’s life is the torture of perpetual starvation
A peaceful robot willingly removes its inhibition against violence to help in the war, only to slaughter a huge number of alien-controlled humans so gruesomely that nobody dares think about or speak of it again and it is the only thing left undescribed in a book series that already describes entrails getting torn out and skulls getting smashed
A child stays too long in the form of a flea and instead of turning back into a human, accidentally turns momentarily into one big, giant flea that can only writhe and moan because it shouldn’t exist and can’t live at that scale.
The kids discover Atlantis, then discover that Atlanteans are inbred mutants who paralyze any humans they find, dissect them alive to figure out how their organs work, then stuff the corpses as kitschy museum displays for their children.
An ordinary ant gets transformed into a human child. It has no idea what’s happening and is so overwhelmed by its huge new brain and sensory input that it can only scream until it dies
I did a quick check and all of it is legit, who knew a book cover could make the difference in success and failure?
[discovered]
[immediately mocked by scientists]
me as a discovery
How can you not include the video?
@lordcephalopod
THEY’RE ROASTING HIM
Me when people meet me
holy shit
My boss keeps listening to this song at work and I cannot hear it without thinking of this post
What if somebody combined the drum solo of Phil Collins’ “in the air tonight” and the chorus of Toto’s “Africa” it would probably summon some sort of celestial being in sunglasses and a leather jacket
attn @consulting-cannibal!
I found it and it’s even more epic than I imagined O.O
@saphtism
PSA: THERE IS NOT A PLAGUE OF DISAPPEARING CHILDREN IN DC
the police have recently started using social media to try to find missing persons:
and it’s working!
so don’t panic, there isn’t a predator on a kidnapping spree targeting black kids. rather, the missing person reports that had previously not been treated very seriously are now getting the attention they deserve, and lots of kids are coming home safe because of it.
the DC police aren’t covering anything up. just the opposite. the world’s not quite as terrible as we feared.
https://twitter.com/DCPoliceDept – go ahead and check it for yourself.
