[punkghost]

Wow, how long has it been?

[just-a-skinny-boy]

Red hot nickel dropped in water…

[fuckinglesbian-deactivated20170]

I just yelled THAT’S SO FASCINATING

[playmygayheartstrings]

As well you should because THAT IS SERIOUSLY SO FASCINATING

[mxsentienthouseplant]

THAT IS THE CUTEST NOISE I HAVE EVER HEARD

[sploadygoat]

it’s like a tiny magical girl transformation scene

[auxcable]

thats how they should just make the noises in any scifi movie ever

[anyway-what]

PLEASE TURN ON THE SOUND ITS A D O R A B L E

[scaryliterary]

We understand the lights above the Arby’s. We understand so much.

[schmookens]

[prettycolors]

#d1b02e

[notmusa]

i expect ill be able to solve a lot of my problems once my baby brain falls out & my adult brain grows in

[god--rays]

[bey]

i think it’s cute when someone texts you after hanging out just to say they had fun with you, idk little things like that are sweet to me

[onlytwitterpics]

[tangarang]

[iloveshikamaru]

[makeuphall]

[punkghost]

me: babe check out this high chair I bought on craigslist for our baby

wife: that's definitely a lifeguard's chair

me. not the character 'me' in this fictional scenario, but me, the creator of this post: I guess the joke here is that lifeguard chairs are very tall, and the character was looking for a high chair for their baby. It's literally a high chair. You can even imagine the characters climbing up the ladder to strap the baby into the chair and retrieve it afterwards if you wish. Haha have a good night everyone

[kidmograph]

[746486945895314343514364841-blog]

[bidoof]

this is my favorite “clickbait about hackers” picture

[railroadsoftware]

me when i remember my password in my own mind

[thx]