đź" Youâre Too Little To⌠âđź
â Aw, baby. Youâre too little use the grown-up potty. Sit on my lap, relax, and go potty in your diapee/pull-up. Iâll help you if you need it. â
â Do you need to go potty? Oh no, youâre too little to use the grown-up potty. Iâll take you to your little potty chair. â
â Let me cut your food up for you, sweetheart. Youâre too little for such big bites. You could choke! â
â Hereâs your bottle, baby⌠lay in my lap, youâre too little to drink it yourself. We donât want it to spill on your clothes, do we? Let me hold it for you. Just put your hands on your tummy and relax~. â
â Uh-uh-uh! Those are adult clothes! Youâre much too little for those! Letâs get you in a snug diaper/pull-upâafter all, we donât want you having an accident in big kid clothes~. Stains are hard to get out. Weâll find you more age-appropriate clothes too. â
â Uh-oh, did someone make piddles in their diaper/pull-up? Aw, donât cry. Youâre too little to know when you have to go potty. Letâs get you cleaned up. â
â Nap time, baby~. Whatâs that? Youâre not sleepy? Donât be silly, youâre too little to go without a nap, youâll turn into a fussypants. â
â You know the rules; you hold my hand when weâre out. Youâre too little to wander around by yourself. You stay by my side at all times. Or do I need to put you in a stroller? â
â Oh no, baby. The public bathrooms are for adults. Youâre too little for those. Just go in your diapee/pull-up, and Iâll change you as soon as we get back to the car. â
â Youâre too little to check yourself to see if youâre wet or messy. Thatâs my job~. And no, you canât change yourself. â
â In the back seat, let me buckle you in nice and safely. Of course Iâm using the child-locks. Whatâs that? You wanna sit in the front? Nuh-uh, youâre too little! â
â Oh, you silly baby! Youâre too little to dress/undress yourself! Let me help you. â
â I bought you a nice, big playpen to put you in, so I can keep an eye on you. Youâre too little to wander around the house without my supervision! You could get into things youâre not supposed to. â