In Nomine Umbrae

Shadow Knight. He/Him, mlm. Adult. Random fandoms. ---- I do not vibe with exclusionism. If you're a minor you should not be here.

[fixing-bad-posts]

[Image description: a tumblr text post, edited blackout-poetry stye to read, "do not give up writing. there will be a story."]

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do not give up writing. there will be a story

[eggsaladstain]

GO OFF BESTIE

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[feefal]

Gold, Silver, and Bronze!🥇🥈🥉

Now as sisters and with a complex sibling dynamic.

[feefal]

did you know 24k gold is so soft you can scratch it with a fingernail? Because bronze knows

[pulpfanfiction]

"everyone's talking about this funny animal online. surely everyone will love it if we assign a bunch of numbers to him and encourage everyone to pretend to kill him in our Product™!"

[pulpfanfiction]

this post really feels like the ultimate encapsulation of WOTC's behavior towards D&D. they want it to be the perfect friendly Everygame, but they're also shackled to the fact that D&D has, since it's inception, been a game where players are encouraged - by design - to kill every single thing that moves.

[deepseasmetro]

did you like this physically disabled animal? now you can kill it

[rihannafenty]

sometimes u just have to say ‘tragic’ and move on

[sugar-petals]

schafer & yeoh blade runner? ooouuuuu sign me up 📢📢

they look amazing and the lighting is so well-curated. doing blade runner in warm colors is daring but i am so ready

[narcissa-black-supermacy]

i thought the “this is the face that launched a thousand ships, although now it would maybe be five-hundred.” line was just an internet joke but apparently that's a line Menelaus actually says in Nolan's Odyssey??

Not only that the language itself sounds straight out of a marvel forcibly funny haha moment, but Menelaus? The Menelaus who all thoughout human history, from Homer, to Sappho, to Euripides, to Virgil, to Shakespeare, to Brooke, to Barth; from Classical vases to Medieval poetry to Reinessance art, has been known as the man whose sword fell from his hands at the sight of his wife after 10 years apart?

"What joy for me to hold my wife" Menelaus?

"He flung the sword away, and kissed her feet" Menelaus?

"I believe all. I understand nothing. I love you" Menelaus?

"I have no fault to find; my wife, he daughter of Zeus and Leda, is mine again, she whom her brothers on their snow-white steeds, whilst torches blazed, made my happy bride, but gods removed her from my home." Menelaus?

The Menelaus who was picked out of the suitors by Helen herself? The Menelaus who couldn't kill a begging Trojan so his brother had to do it for him? The Menelaus who rescued Odysseus and got out Patroclus' body? The Menelaus who volounteered to fight Paris one on one so everybody could go home? Who kept expressing his guilt about himself being the cause of war through every assembly he spoke at in the Iliad? Who after 10 years away at Troy, took his wife through a 7-year long journey at sea back home, where he reinstated her as the queen of Sparta? Who wept like a child in front of Telemachus recalling the war and his brother and all the friends he lost and the only consolation being his wife' gentle hand on his?

You want me to believe that man scarred Helen's face and called her only worth half the ships because of it?

I'm actually physically sick just thinking about it.

[etakeh]

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[petermorwood]

Reblog and Signal Boost for US followers.

[thatisuseful]

Damn, that's useful!

[depsidase]

[quasi-normalcy]

I literally think that neoliberals don't even see the public as NPCs; they see them as an abstract aggregate "population" like they're playing Civilization III; and if they just press the right buttons they can fix the "low morale". They don't understand that some things are personal for us because they don't see us as persons.

[quasi-normalcy]

They do not, crucially, understand how personally they are hated.

[aromancy]

"Sire, I'm afraid the common rabble think you're a dick."

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[thevulturesquadron]

Nivanfiled undercover summer mission. 🧉 I just think Piers knows how to dress for the occasion. (Yeah, it started with a silly Death Island AU idea that never left my brain.)

This one goes to @puppynivans for keeping the ship alive even after all these years! Your blog is such a dose of serotonin. 🌻

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

coworker: it's good to see that centrifuge getting some use; most people don't like it because it's so sensitive me: *has been devising nobel prize-worthy balance configurations for every single load* haha yeah i guess i've just been lucky with it so far :)

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

the feelings i'm experiencing about this are akin to when a pet comes up to greet you and its owner is like "omg i never see them go up to strangers like that they're usually so shy"

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

developing a horse girl-like bond with the centrifuge

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

centrifuge: *shudders or makes noise* me: *patting its flank* shhhh... it's okay, girl...

[targetedknowledge]

[frankiesbullshit]

someone tell OP i did it, i spent about 3 hours on it