confident

So, Hi I am Ruby Rose. I am a jack of all trades. My Angeldust aim = murderxtic disclaimer; fake af. Don't follow.

[shadowymusicsong-blog]

I mean that’s just her birthday what’s Christmas gonna be like?

[shadowymusicsong-blog]

She got a new baby for her birthday. We went to Knott’s Berry Farm. And I made that amazing cake for her.

[hashtaglovato-blog]

It’s not like I haven’t been considering you my girlfriend since our first kiss. And it’s not like I ever even want to be with anyone else. So yes, Ruby.. I’ll marry you.

[shadowymusicsong-blog]

Alright, so today is your 23rd birthday, and while some people treat it like any other day, I will not do that.  You are gonna get the best damn birthday I can afford.. Now, I’m going under read-more because it’s gonna get long.

So, what can I say besides the normal ‘Happy Birthday’ cliché? I don’t know, I’m not normal. You know this. As I write this out, you are gonna be like: What the fuck, Ruby? So, I’ll try to make it short and sweet, but no promises.

When I first met you, I was young, but old. And I’m still young but old, and I just knew that this person was going to  be my person. As we got closer, and celebrated birthdays and holidays with each other. Even meeting family members. Anyways. It’s been amazing, and I want it to continue to be amazing. Ya know? You probably don’t know what I am talking about, but I’m gonna push on.

I could list all the ways of how you are this amazing strong person, but this is a Birthday post. So, I’m going to lay out this plan for today.

Bed room presents. -  ✔

Birthday kisses -  ✔

Me wishing you a very happy birthday in person -  ✔

Cupcake with a candle -  ✔

Me asking you something important. - Fixing to do it right now.

So,  Demetria Devonne Lovato, I know we never officially made things girlfriends, and what not, but eh, I don’t want to do that. So, I guess what I am asking is: Will you marry me?

[shadowymusicsong-blog]

hashtaglovato I am flustered. Twitterpatted. God.

[shadowymusicsong-blog]

Goodness me. That’s.. wow. 

You are getting presents anyways.

[shadowymusicsong-blog]

Did someone say BIRTHDAY?!

Brb.

[lafeenoa]

The sounds of #Koalafornia

[animal-factbook]

How does a turtle do the thing

So when a mommy turtle loves a daddy turtle, they get together. They get dinner at a nice restaurant. Then, the mommy turtle and daddy turtle go into the bedroom and sacrifice the blood of virgins to Beelzebub. After enough blood has been offered, Beelzebub blesses the turtle couple with a demon hell spawn that will eventually aid in the demonic overtaking of our world. It’s a beautiful process.

Jonathan Ge, phD in Zoology and Funology 

[ememely]

(wakes up at reasonable hour) (stays in bed for two more hours)

[cleffairie]

you are the smell before rain, you are the rock to my dwayne

[ghostlyfel]

[tiefighters]

Covergirl Announces The Star Wars Collection 

In a galaxy far, far away, Covergirl and Star Wars have partnered to create a limited-edition makeup inspired by Star Wars: The Force Awakens.

Coming to a galaxy near you on September 4, 2015. 

[laikaworld]

Coraline, the biggest smallest movie {x}

[gothicprep]

what if you tried to call off of work and you are just like “im sick today” and your boss was like “i know dude you’re one of the sickest bros here” and you were like “no i mean it im ill” and your boss says “yeah you the illest” and he hangs up on you and you spend the rest of the day cursing urban slang

[oofpoetry]

Teeth on my neck and hands gripping my bones. I want you like something wild wants the key to it’s cage. How long do we sit here trading radical words while I stare at your mouth? How much can I impress you with all my talk of revolution when all I want to do is fuck you?

Clementine von Radics (via thesahara)

[shadowymusicsong-blog]

I think I am following everyone now. Possibly.