Shady_elf @shady-elf - Tumblr Blog

Tumblr knows I've been watching starkid musicals recently. The Hatchetfield fandom is hunting me down like I'm small game.

I'm a catch goddammit!

#starkid #tumblr algorithm #hatchetfield

I really need one of those pill divider things, I've got really crappy short-term memory. I can't remember if I've taken my medicine three times today or none.

#I can’t just not take it #a double dose isn't as bad as none is it?#eh it'll be fine

Really awkward to see a smut fic where the mc has my deadname. Makes me picture egg me getting railed by a turian.

#fanfiction #smut #trans #mass effect #turians are hot tbh #egg me was not #ive got mixed opinions #there's something strangely therapeutic about imagining past me getting railed

frogofalltime

i really Really want to drink some apple juice Right Now

shady-elf

Hell yeah! apples F*cking rock!

Reading fanfiction is awesome. I can sit in a dark room by myself whilst living vicariously through the social interactions of fictional characters. Gods, I wish to have cute conversations like the ones I read.

Yo, lemme just chew up my estradiol like a tic-tac I got impatient with.

#trans #estrogen #shitpost #tic-tacs #nom

An apple a day keeps the NOM NOMs away!

#hungee #need apples #protect me from the NOM NOMS #apple #dapple #doo daa

Going out is so much fun now! Someone called me an emo, but like, as a complement! Before, people would say I looked like a school shooter, now I'm the skellet bell of the ball.

#socializing #emo #antiques #turning trauma into humor!#that school shooter comment stuck #that along with other comments about my appearance confirmed a lot of negative thoughts I had about myself #really glad I'm past that

I am the one who laughs! Behold me as I dance before you!

\(^_^)\ - /(^_^)/

hotvampireadjacent

Occult themed blow job.

For weed.

shady-elf

For weed.

i-am-a-fish

the target audience for this post is silly little guys

shady-elf

Aw, that's awesome, I hope the silly little guys enjoy it.

I'm obsessed with incredibly violent but righteous characters that need to calm the fuck down. Like, yes babe, I get your anger, I'm angry too, but you're starting worry me (*-*). Just let me make you some garlic bread. Maybe some hot chocolate. Let's snuggle 💜.

#arya stark #Urdnot Wrex #others?#...I felt like I had a lot more examples #they're in my brain somewhere

Alt-right angsty teens who ended up as socialist trans girls actually just transitioned from Slytherin to Hufflepuff.

#slytherin #hufflepuff #trans #self explanatory #I definitely still consider myself a slytherin #but I'm totally not #I used to fantasize about ruling the world #now I fantasize about mundane shit #like books #and hanging out with friends #and siezing the means of production #holy shit... my ambition turned into socialism

one-time-i-dreamt

I was on MasterChef but we were cooking on the beach but it was also a Walmart and there was a murderer on the loose and I wasn't sure if it was me or not.

shady-elf

This feels like a Danganronpa scenario.