#urdnot wrex

[pepsisvegetables]

☝️ my turtle

[illusivesoul]

"Fifty degrees hotter and I might start to feel uncomfortable. How are you mammals doing, Shepard?"

[vvulpesincultaa]

me1 squadmate kandi ! i was gonna do ashley and kaidan but i ran out of tan beads :( i will do them soon ! :) me2 squadmates are next!!

[moonraccoons]

Lol what if Aleena (from Wrex story in ME1) was Aria

[locallegion]

Still playing Guitar Hero World Tour mainly to take performance mode screenshots of characters I like on screen together. Honestly having way more run with it than I thought, considering I've been playing for like 4 months now. On the plus side, I've using an actual guitar controller for the past two weeks and I'm no longer ruining every song on Medium and instead using Hard as my first run through of a song I don't immediately know will kick my ass. Progress!

[medialogue]

ME3 Citadel: Party Phase 2 (Energetic): Bar Group

Party Masterpost

Joker, Cortez, and potentially Garrus, Wrex, Zaeed, and Javik are standing around the bar near the fireplace.

Shepard: Hey, guys. Talking shop?

Cortez: No worries. This is fun for us. So you don't have a sidearm under your pilot's chair?

Joker: The weapon's locker is on the bridge. Practically right there!

Depending on who was invited:

Garrus: A weapon you can't get to is no weapon at all. When's the last time you trained with a handgun? Cortez: "Practically" and "right there" are two very different things. When's the last time you trained with a handgun?

Joker: (Scoffs). Sometime before I got the ass-kicking robot as my copilot.

(if at least one of Garrus, Wrex, or Javik were invited)

Garrus (if invited): That's no good! What if you have to save EDI someday?

Javik (if invited): Unacceptable. You should always train. Pilots are warrior too.

Wrex (if invited): You know what this is? It's a man emergency. Take this kid out back and make him do target practice.

Cortez: Exactly. Some range time will fix you up. Right, Commander? [to 1]

(if the conversation only has Cortez and Joker)

Cortez: Way too long. You need some range time. Right, Commander? [to 1]

[1]

Joker: You are not taking me shooting. My testosterone levels are plenty high. I fly a deadly war machine, remember?

(Shepard selects "Support Cortez")

Shepard: Joker, I'm surprised at you. What about the Collector attack? The bridge can get dangerous.

Joker: Hey they totally proved my point. If I'd fired off a shot then, I would've been mobbed. The real weapon is your brain. Take that away, and you've got nothing.

Shepard: It still would've been nice to have a little backup at the sushi bar.

Cortez: You know, there's a combat simulator on the Citadel.

Joker: Hell no. Maybe a shooting range if we're not letting this go. Maybe! But not while I'm wasted. Or hungover.

Depending on who was invited:

Wrex: Hungover is the perfect time to train. Makes you angry at every loud noise. Javik: The Reapers will not care about your comfort level. Train like you mean it! Garrus: Hungover is just like fighting while wounded. It builds spirit! Cortez: Oh, no, you're going in tomorrow, even if you feel like shit. But I'll be right there with you.

Joker: Cortez, you're on. If you're in the condition to take me there, you can. But tonight, you gotta match me... shot for shot.

(Shepard selects "Support Joker")

Shepard: Joker's body count is plenty high. You don't need to take him anywhere.

Cortez: This is not about me knocking Joker. This is about being prepared for the worst.

Joker: Man, I didn't hear of any gunplay when Wrex/Wreav grabbed your shuttle on Sur'Kesh.

Cortez: If there had been, I'd have killed our best shot with an alliance with the krogan!

Depending on who was invited:

Wrex: You mean you would have wounded it. Ha! Garrus: More likely you would've just pissed it off. Javik: A wise choice. Also a convenient one. Joker: See, that's what I'm getting at. When it comes down to it, you gotta think more than you gotta shoot.

Shepard: Then maybe we should drink. To brains as well as guns.

Cortez: Done.

[butter-and-too-much-bread]

I do think a lot of Mass Effect fandom doesn't dig into how a lot of characters in the settings, like Ashley or Wrex, or soldier class Shepard, have an honest to Gods healing factor that's about as weird as biotics. You get a paper cut, and it's closed by the time you wipe off the blood...

[skelekerrry]

Studies