[ego---corrigenda]

I want to sit atop the moon with a view of the earth like one from a plane, watching men crawl through cities like ants.

-Raven (10:34pm 8/2/23)

[iridescent-adolescent]

bitch i don’t have a “dream job” i dream about living in a cottage making soap and painting titties. capitalism is a nightmare

[world-of-cats]

[refuzz]

The clock: 10:33 AM

My ADHD ass: Shit. It’s almost 11 AM. Which means it’s almost 12 PM. Which means it’s practically 3:00 in the afternoon. Where has the day gone??? Guess nothing got done today……

[everythingfox]

(via)

[bitchycode]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[zephindles]

Eleanor and Chidi, The Good Place

[firelorcl]

me: *pulling petals off flower* he loves me. he loves me not. he loves m-

flower: he’s cheating on you susan

[jollygreengiantveggies]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Most laws were created because someone decided to be an asshole one day.

[punishedsjw]

roses are red, grass is light green,

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

*holding a gun to my dysphoria* I put on makeup, you hate it!!! I present more "masculine," you hate it. just tell me what you want!!!!

dysphoria: you simple fool........to be a man who fits into society's perception of androgyny in order to ocassionaly be mistaken for a woman

[blaksynagogue]

[tholos]

[ofcowardiceandkings]

thanks yahoo for this urgent news

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

I should like. make a database of books recs that’s “So You’ve Been Reading YA For Years And Have No Idea How To Go About Finding Adult Fiction That Isn’t Boring As Shit” 

[whitebear-ofthe-watertribe]

I NEED

[mysunfreckle]

Wait you're telling me that when Americans say bread sticks they literally just mean long pieces of bread???

Behold, the source of my irrational anger:

[selfcontainedinferno]

They Are Delicious And Wonderful

[mysunfreckle]

I am not questioning their gastronomic merit I am questioning their name

[theblazeofmemory]

What do you suggest we call them then? As a fun name that’ll sell because these are restaurant things, not made-at-home things.

[mysunfreckle]

*sobs* it’s just bread

how can these be considered to be the same thing??