je t'aimais, je t'aime, et je t'aimerai

Baz/gay af/ENFJ-T they/them pronouns I'm sorry

[greelin]

“why did you write this man as a service top” because i have eyes. and common sense. And also god spoke to me

[kaijuno]

This is so wholesome

[cipheramnesia]

Has anyone drawn this as a merman yet?

[cuddlyclover]

Tried my best

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

unfortunately it appears that i'm some kind of insane person

[itsmisstutu]

The 8hr work day / 40hr work week is an infringement on our right to be human on earth

[oneheadtoanother]

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

[threedollarsdotcom]

parking lots should only have disability spaces im sick of the rest of you

[timberwind]

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

[juicydangler]

[64mpg]

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

[sport-news-daily]

ok so what if there was a little ball

[doll-shell]

that literally could never happen. fool.

[sport-news-daily]

what if the ball was red and everything was basically nice. and we all smiled / played

[doll-shell]

im literally frowning. the world is a fragile facade. tgere will be no hope ever

[sport-news-daily]

shatters the facade and endless light pours in. and endless light pours in. and endless light pours in.and endless light pours in.andendless light pours in.and endless light pours in.and endlesslight

[what-even-is-thiss]

When we learn something we should’ve known already or that everyone supposedly knows my family and I have taken to saying “well you’ve gotta learn everything for the first time at some point”

[what-even-is-thiss]

Didn’t know what feat. means on a a song? Well, you’ve gotta learn everything for the first time at some point.

Didn’t know how to read an analog clock until last week? Well, you’ve gotta learn everything for the first time at some point.

[thatdisasterauthor]

It's amazing I didn't end up with issues around beds given the two very bizarre experiences I had relating to beds as a child.

When I was four or five, my dad and uncles dug out the basement of the cabin to add more bedrooms, and they cut a hole for where the new stairs into the basement would go. Where was this hole? UNDER MY BED. Did I know about it? NO. Not until they randomly pulled my bed back one day to reveal a Pit Of Darkness (no lights or stairs had been installed yet) under where I'd been sleeping. And then I just. Kept sleeping there until my new room in the basement was finished.

Then, when I was six, my parents DRUGGED ME WITH COUGH SYRUP on Christmas Eve so they could get me out of my old bed in the middle of the night and build my new bunkbed. They then put me in the new bed ON THE TOP BUNK and waited for me to wake up Christmas morning. I did wake up. Eighteen inches from a ceiling that I had previously only seen from several feet away at the closest. I screamed, flailed, almost fell out of the bed, and managed to save myself by clinging to the outside of the railing until my brain reset enough to climb out of bed properly. I did not find out about the drugging portion of this until I was nearly thirty.

[thatdisasterauthor]

Me: haha, funny childhood stories!

Tumblr: ...babe, you good?

[thatdisasterauthor]

The floor hole in question.

[gloombby]

[kosmogrl]

[nonexistent-triangle]

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

[selfmaderibcageman]

my uh, close internet friend broke up with his girlfriend over financial things but the more he describes it the more i think its insane he ever stayed. She wanted to be engaged before they even moved in with each other, no prenup, she's 60k in debt, he has like 100k in assets, she's a Divorce Laywer. Can you imagine getting rushed into marriage by a divorce lawyer. lmao.

[bish0ps]

[troublepunk-ldn]

me as a teenager: man it sucks to have no privacy or autonomy but i guess its for a good reason. when i turn 18 i will realise how young i was and understand why they did all that.

me as an adult: teenagers are an oppressed class, their abuse is normalised and systemic and they need to start killing people

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard