Palm-Tea

dogs are my everything

[mcdungeon]

I hope I give off the vibe to all animals that I am their ally and friend

[dogpuppy]

[afeelgoodblog]

[cannibalchicken]

[afeelgoodblog]

[afeelgoodblog]

the way this was handled

[thedankmemes]

[brightwanderer]

Extremely Important Update: in April 2023 the World Bird Sanctuary had an orphaned eagle chick in need of care, so they decided to see if Murphy could live up to his parental ambitions.

He successfully raised the chick, which is now thriving with the other juvenile eaglets!

Congrats Murphy, you made it happen through sheer determination.

(Pictures are from the Facebook page of the World Bird Sanctuary; I can’t link them directly because I don’t have a FB account and the site is a nightmare to interact with if you’re not logged in, constantly resetting and kicking you to registration pages.)

[ximen]

Update: Murphy’s foster chick has now been released back in the wild!

[silver-tongues-blog]

[afeelgoodblog]

[aropride]

i would have played pretend on the playground with all of u btw

[alternateroute666]

[997]

[swiminjello]

ooo…. lady gagita

[flyfella]

Favorite post I’m not kidding.

[shittymoviedetails]

To make sure their accents were accurate, the child actors in the Harry Potter movies were forced to grow up in England

[aflo]

the cruelty these actors had to endure is immeasurable

[utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat]

[little-bullheaded-shit]

[sic-s3mper-tyrannis]

[geminiagentgreen]

[dragonprincessmew]

[catasters]

[syntactition]

[small gasp] the phantom

[perths]

real

[loth-catgirl]

this gets funnier the older you reblog it

[kidgokart]

if i were a woman, i would tweet “ginger snapped so jennifer could body”, but i’m not a woman, and i don’t use twitter, and i haven’t seen jennifer’s body, and i don’t make a lot of money or have a car or look nice

[kidgokart]

and i don’t dress well or know how to tie any knots besides the regular one you tie your shoes with. my taste in music is lacking and i need a haircut

[spiced-wine-fic]

[msspookypickles]

"Indeed, when he applied to become an astronaut, he failed on the first attempt. Part of the test featured the famous Rorschach ink-blots psychiatric exam. “I leafed through a whole series of them, and then the last one was a blank sheet of paper, pure white, eight by 10,” he once recalled. “I was asked what I could see. And I said, ‘Well, of course, that’s 11 polar bears fornicating in a snow bank.’ And I could see the examiner’s eyes kind of tighten. He didn’t think that was funny.”"