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should i put this here i should put this here probably

are you fond of bees

daddy wants to see yall on yall baddest behavior. lend me some sugar. I AM your neighbor.

the1920sinpictures

1926 Tea set by Stangl. Pinterest.

scarlettaagni

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

hyperlexichypatia

IDK I think if cis men are being told that being fat will lower their testosterone and make them Insufficiently Masculine, and cis women are being told that being fat will raise their testosterone and make them Excessively Masculine, and fat trans people are being denied the right to medically transition if they're fat, and thin trans people are warned against HRT because it will make them fat (and this is said about both testosterone and estrogen HRT), and androgynous-presenting people are told that only thin people count as androgynous...

Then maybe...

Maybe...

Maybe the weight loss industry is just using Gender to enforce fatphobia.

do-not-u-dare

let’s talk about how they made it impossible to function without a phone and digitalised everything and then turned around and went “actually! these phone things aren’t safe for kids but it’s magically ok once you’re eighteen. guess you’ll have to have your life dictated by your parents now lol cause we’re gonna take the devices away from you. IT’S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING”

do-not-u-dare

ok my apologies. take away my ability to buy anything too ig because these fuckass stores don’t accept cash anymore. take away my ability to communicate with people outside my house and school because I can’t text and I can’t email and I cant drive to them either and I can’t even fucking get public transport without a phone either. can’t order at a fucking restaurant without being asked to get a membership and install an app and also very sorry but you can only order through our online menu now! have you ever considered that it’s not just about instagram?

dykepuffs

I keep thinking about how WhatsApp is counted as "social media" which means that teenagers won't be able to text each other unless they have the right kind of (often more expensive) SMS plan - And how the physical environment that I grew up in that made it possible for kids to just walk to each other's houses and bang on the door is now largely gone, and parents are just less likely to let the kids go roaming like that with no real answer about where they're going or when they're coming back anyway.

Or how spending hours on the phone to a friend a long way away, then hanging up and ringing another one, was a cliche for "the teenager" since pretty much the dawn of mass adoption of phones and only died as they moved from the landline to the mobile and then to MSN...

[Images- one photo per decade from the 1940s-1990s of a teenager lounging on the phone]

This feels like a really dangerous attempt at curtailing kids talking to each other.

shaneposting

'he would not fucking say that' maybe he would if he knew he was starring in his very own porn fic for the sole purpose of delighting some freaks on archive of our own dot org. maybe he'd play it up for the cameras. ever consider that

lovelydeps

DanandphilREACT (modestly)

official-sonic-team

I DONT THINK HOMOSEXUALITY IS A SIN TBH THATS JUST THE STANCE DANTES INFERNO HAS NOT ME I LOVE HOMO

lickingandsuckingchristmascoins

arepafullequipo

what if we were INTERACTIVE and INTROVERTS and GIRLS and GAY and

#CUUUUTE #phyuri #dan and phil

aminta

your straight boyfriend is not FRUITY he is not a TWINK he is not GAY FOR THE STRAP he is a 25 year old heterosexual man named TYLER and his favorite hobby is playing MARVEL RIVALS