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This guy was saying, "Clapping at the same pace isn't fun. Sometimes slow, sometimes hard that's what makes it enjoyable." I thought he was talking about life, how the same routine every day is boring. Then he said, "If you didn't get it, go watch Pogo." He was talking about banging. 🥲

I'm too innocent for this world.

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Just blew some air into your foreskin and tied a knot on top. You’ll get some extra inches. Y’all guys, please stop crying.

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I'm recording my own nude videos not because I want to get viral or become a pornstar. I'm doing it because in future if my wife ask me she want to watch porn, I have enough content to show her so she will never see other man in that.

We are not same.

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Reading of 1/2 in Marathi is "एक छेदात दोन"🤭

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??

[effinbirds]

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Me after socializing for 15 minutes

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Guys used to make educational, intellectual, crazy shit content back then. But now they just change their clothes, show bulges and body parts on social media, and get millions of likes. Where are we heading as a society?

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If you’re not getting sleep, remove all your clothes.

Still not getting sleep? Turn off all the lights.

Still not getting sleep? Increase the fan speed.

Still not getting sleep? Watch Frieren.

Still not getting sleep? Nut.

Still not getting sleep? Just wait for it.

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Mam 🤓(teaching) : Arctic Region मध्ये सहा महिने दिवस आणि सहा महिने रात्र असते.

Me : 😂😂😂

Mam : why are you laughing, आम्हाला पण सांग आम्ही ही हसतो. 🤨

Me : काही नाही mam 😇🤭

Me (inside) : inventing my new “Arctic समुद्रात नेऊन रात्रभर गांड मारेल” शिवी. 😈👻

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Fashion influencers be like: You don’t need to be ashamed of your body, here are some fashion tricks that make you look slim.

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I should start vlogging and show that the world isn’t as good or aesthetic as social media makes it look. Like those random story episodes in Shinchan. No random person on the street is going to teach you some deep life lesson. What feels meaningful to someone might be complete nonsense to someone else

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Abhi bhi time hai, thoda khudke liye aur khudke future ke baare mein soch

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I have trust issues. If reincarnation exists and I’m suffering in this life because of the karma from my past life, then I should remember those deeds, or at least have some proof of them. What if some deity is jealous of me and is sending false reports up there?

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I spread my own propaganda so that this world becomes a livable place for me. 🙂

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Arey yaar mujhe gussa nahi aata meri aawaj hi unchi hai.

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I just found out that Thermocol is actually a brand name for expanded polystyrene, and that a company called Kores started selling EPS sheets under the name Thermocol. This is unnecessary information. you could have lived a happy life without ever knowing it.