Hello waitress, I want his head for dinner, silver plate it

Shae // Puerto Rican // I like pretty girls. Don't know how you got here, but I'd turn back if I were you.

[peoplegettingreallymadatghosts]

[naamahdarling]

Gold in the notes.

[zuccnini]

Hisuian Typhlosion mini painting

[orbitalwings]

Dragon Age being mostly dormant for a whole decade outside of a few novels, comics and Absolution is so funny because it means there's an entire generation of people who've never heard of it, and are now baffled as to why all their fellow Baldur's Gate 3 fans are 'jumping ship'.

They're not jumping ship, they're going home.

[cauterizedheart-deactivated2025]

[smokeandsong]

[madohomurat]

GLaDOS: I spent some time researching common human insecurities so I might better insult you. I've discovered that physical insecurities often manifest due to feelings of envy stemming from comparing oneself to others.

GLaDOS: There are no other humans in this facility. Just you. Therefore, you lack a source of envy of which would trigger the feelings of insecurity in your tiny simple human brain.

GLaDOS: A shame, isn't it? I thought so too. Which is why I've taken it upon myself to artificially create a humanoid body for myself so that you'll have someone to envy. A female figure who is taller than you, more mature than you and has larger breasts than you. Gaze upon my new form of perfection and shrink away in your envy. You'll never achieve this level of perfectio- why are you smiling at me like that. Stop it.

[sirartwork]

[oviz-deactivated20171127]

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

Dragon age is coming back so you know what that means. Logging into your dash each day and seeing callouts because someone sided with the magical wizard rumpus club over the warlock circlejerk in their playthrough. Getting messages calling you problematic for following someone who has mixed feelings about the gnome independence movement. Seeing paragraphs upon paragraphs about how slorpity porpity the esteemed magical elf was actually justified in signing the pixie exclusion act. Get ready.

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

any day now

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

Uh oh

[riessene]

she can guard my veil any day

[herssian]

i buy dragon age: the veilguard. i pre-install it. i wait for the exact release date and time. i launch it. i start a new game and enter the character creator. i soon reach the eyebrow choices and am faced with the most godawful creations ever known to mankind. i tear up as i choose the equivalent of two scorched caterpillars. welcome home

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[lakevida]

dude im not applying to your job on squeamix dot com.

[unrepentantauthor]

everything fucking sounds like this now i guess

[headspace-hotel]

Poob has it for you

[notemily]

I have two things to add here:

[dreamilypurpleoutcast]

[uncleasriel]

excuse me I'mtearing up a bit

[soft-caramel]

[wario-land]

I used to enjoy Pokemon games a lot, but lately some of the newer entries have been kinda controversial due a variety of issues.

But instead of focusing on that, i'm here to bring you back to the past to the Nintendo DS era of Pokemon, where many (myself included) would say that the quality and care of the series was at it's peak!

Games included in this collection:

EVERYONE IS HERE!! Every single Pokemon game released for the Nintendo DS is featured in this pack. Two emulators are included in the set, just download and play

Download here!! (1.25 GB): https://drive.google.com/file/d/1jGy0GHSDwSLIuGnUrdmsD3WY_AJiq5ws/view?usp=sharing

Hooray for 65k notes!!!

[heatwa-ves]

Tiny kitty that can be made with 2 pipe cleaners. If you care. If you even care.

[ourlordapollo]

The zoo in my hometown posted this picture of one of their cheetah cubs and I'm obsessed

HIS NAME IS YAM ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDINF ME

[carfuckerlynch]

[millenniumitem]

new favorite reddit user

[angel-demiel]

[cannibalchicken]

[catgirl-techsupport]

This is a sign of a good hotel. Housekeepers are paid enough to care about small details and have enough time per room to goof around a little. If you have your stuffed animal tucked into bed you know there was enough time to pay attention to all the details of the room and that the rooms are cleaned well.

[lemonsharks]

Housekeepers having both the time and physical & emotional energy to be a little silly with your room is a good sign