My awkward marauders hcs:
Barty had to quit quidditch because he got too many concussions.
Mary pees a little bit when she laughs. Like, almost every single time, even if it's just a small giggle.
James can't drink water without spilling it all over himself.
Evan has sticky fingers, literally and figuratively.
Sirius is the nosiest person you'll ever meet, but also the most out of the loop. Constantly being told to mind his business, but still knows nothing at the end of the day.
Marlene is always bleeding in one way or another. Nosebleeds, hitting new piercings, cuticles, unnaturally long periods, scrapes on her knees, etc.
Regulus is terrified of thunderstorms and won't leave his bed when they happen.
Peter throws a fit every time a leaf falls off his plants.
Dorcas is lowkey addicted to weed.
Remus is always getting caught watching people kiss. Fully staring.
Lily has trouble filtering her words and is constantly offending people by accident.
Pandora got a potion wrong once and burned off her fingerprints and a few of her nail beds.