live.life.like.your.going.to.live.forever.

Jacob // 19 // Perth

[mojav]

British people be saying “I fink” and “me neifer”

[sailorbrazil]

im not bovered

[frawgs]

ello yewchube

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

this is a mosquito hate blog

mosquitos are so stupid they dont fcking even have toes

[latenights]

you never gotta worry about me cheating on you.. I might eat something that was yours but that’s about it

[mare-magicis]

probably my favorite thing abt queer eye is when jonathan just says whatever the hell words he wants in whatever order and snaps his fingers and then somehow i’m still like babe… i GET IT

[well-welly-well-belly-belle]

I love how baby boomers will talk about child-rearing like “I was beaten and repressed as a kid and turned out fine” and then like fifteen minutes later they’ll be like “A cashier at a clothing store wouldn’t take my expired coupon, this is a PERSONAL AFFRONT and you have to help me get them FIRED.”

Like. Are you sure you turned out fine, though? Cuz like. It seems like maybe you didn’t.

[voulair]

how do u get rid of ur gag reflex im not trying to do anything dark sided just wanna brush the back of my tongue without wanting to die u kno

[eroticfriendfictions]

[okay]

when i meet up with my friends i tell them im already on my way when im actually still choosing what clothes to wear 

[cold-earth-connection]

[alexboisset]

[bitchycode]

preach

[zackisontumblr]

TRANS PEOPLE ARE NOT A BURDEN

[shakethatis]

[shakethatis]

Wow buzzfeed on another level fam

[shakethatis]

[onlytwitterpics]

[forrestmankins]

Flying over the mountains, trees, and clouds in the central Cascades.

[bourtange]