Gay™

Kieran, 25, he/him, Gay, UK

[kushblazer666]

[i-can-bench-220]

this is it. this is the funniest scooby doo clip

[nosleepforaiba-deactivated20251]

[xaveria]

noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”

[xaveria]

this is the correct response btw

[cowboy]

What would happen if you got an email

[starjasmines]

i would check it

[cowboy]

You sick fuck.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[zackisontumblr]

the obvious choice…

[depsidase]

[espurrnential]

[null-is-sparing-you]

the "you aren't friends" really sells it.

[juggalokomaeda]

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i put “All I Want for Christmas is You” through a MIDI converter, and then back through an mp3 converter

the result is this garbage

[red3blog]

I’m driving myself up the wall because I swear I can hear the vocal line but I don’t know how that could be if it was truly converted to MIDI. Unless you can replicate speech sounds entirely with modulated MIDI notes, in which case I’m actually impressed with this tire fire of an MP3.

[staff]

[exeggcute]

the holiday season is almost upon us and I’d like to bring back this absolute fucking monstrosity of an audio file

[scuffledig]

i love asking my cat 'what's up?' or 'what is it?' or 'what do you want?' and getting that fancy feast stare back at me. girl has no idea what she wants or what is going on she's just experiencing it

[scuffledig]

me: what's up, miss penny?

miss penny:

[shakirashakieran]

Kieran on TikTok

✨ Bevvy Routine #starbucks #coffee #coffeemachine #coffeemaking #flatwhite

[dollfairy]

my mom called our lazy susan a sleazy susan by accident once and now I can't call it anything else

[cherishedproperty]

Can’t let a piece of gold like that stay in the tags.

[vacuously-true]

The Tumblr Twitter account is literally the only good thing about Twitter lately (or maybe ever)

I'm like 65% sure that's the fucking crab from Moana. Why is Tumblr so obsessed with crabs.

[goetic-justice]

Cats never understand that you're helping them get their claws unstuck from fabric. They're just like "you're tormenting me at the worst possible time I hate you"

[thebootydiaries]

[only-cat-memes]

[shakirashakieran]

So now Twitter is slowly dying, are we all coming back on here?

[canthaveshitingotham-crucified]

im the king from humpty dumpty that tried to get my men to fix the egg and it didnt work and i was like Lol let the horses try

[catchymemes]