[memeuplift]

@memeuplift

[sportmuscles]

i just googled some facts about worms and they are apparently 1000 times stronger than humans 

[sportmuscles]

i read it wrong this isnt true 

[ambivalentme-blog-blog]

[katoyuu]

[cineastette]

you will not believe the date i just had

[physcicfuckface]

I miss this meme

[killowave]

[kaedeakamatsu]

[etherealthief]

[lysanderish]

[milf-adjacent]

[dollbed-deactivated20190625]

think of me when the sky is pink

[ashberrrry]

Damn this is such a good song let me play it 78 times an hour until i hate it

[skippyv20]

[detective-dr-curious]

I love everything about every single one of these

[fixedyourmeme]

[ellenfromnowon]

[cs-inactive1-deactivated2020060]

not all heroes wear capes

[funnytwittertweets]

[dragonbleps-moved]

Me, an artist:

[masturb88]

Say one word. One word, and I’m yours.

[setheverman]

bungus

[righteoussness-deactivated20210]

there is going to be a last time someone misgenders you

[budas-wagon-deactivated-deactiv]

when I smash their knees in with my bat

[captainperth]

[logotv]

[fandomlife-confessions]

[weirdgirlvampire]

i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance 

[lagtim3]

@fandomlife-confessions 

Fact! Uteruses come prepackaged with half a lifetime’s supply of eggs. Balls produce sperm on-demand. This means there would have been about a two-month period where Jacob found himself inexplicably VERY gay for Edward.

[evilbeepthemeep]

wait I thought Stephanie Meyers made it canon that Edward can’t produce new sperm and the warm water of the ocean warmed up his sac enough for him to impregnate Bella. So in all Jacob should’ve been gay for Edward all along

[eroticcannibal]

The warm water of the ocean did what now