Faggot Dyke Manic Pixie Nightmare @evilbeepthemeep - Tumblr Blog

So like the reason I'm currently not on very much is cause I probably have inherited my mum's super rare autoimmune condition and I've been Ill for the last 3 years.

Currently my brain fog is so bad I cannot even do laundry and im barely eating.

Im seeing the rheumatologist in a week and hopefully they can fix me enough so I can think again

evilbeepthemeep

Like it's so rare it gets mentioned on House a lot as a could be

#also my mum died of the complications caused by it

orpheusilver

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

orpheusilver

dont do this

babblingbranches

cryptcollector

I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.

cryptcollector

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

cryptcollector

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

cryptcollector

do not do this.

jenjensd

Unanimous consensus: Do not do this

Other people: Hold on I’m about to do this

jenjensd

therenobee

Oh boy, a bunch of stone spikes standing in a barren wasteland. I'm certain this is a place of honor, and that many highly esteemed deeds are commemorated here. A place of value to be sure!

dappercyborg

@evilbeepthemeep

silvisays

things are going in Curse of Strahd guys! (countless innocents are dead)

dappercyborg

@evilbeepthemeep nettle

doggosource

apeofnaplez-deactivated20260227

@evilbeepthemeep

@evilbeepthemeep

Ee-e-e-e-ee-e-e-vee Ee-vee EEVEE

@evilbeepthemeep

RIP to an OG Youtuber, four little paws that raised a generation

@evilbeepthemeep

@evilbeepthemeep @atomicniire sort of thing you say

ozempicofficial

obesecamels

ripe

thedragonwoodconservancy on ig

cryptidsydario

laser gun gator boys

peniswakt-deactivated20210717

oh my god i didn’t realize this video had audio

actualaster

Okay as adorable as this looks, I’m pretty sure that’s a distress sound? A “mommy help me I’m scared come save me!” sound?

@why-animals-do-the-thing

why-animals-do-the-thing

This video is from Dragonwood Wildlife Conservancy, and they are yearling (last year’s babies) Cuban crocodiles. Good news for you, this isn’t actually a distress call! According to @kaijutegu (and her giant bookshelf full of reptile resources), the laser sounds are an affiliative social call that young Cuban crocodiles use to communicate with their parents. They normally stop making the noise at around two years old, which is approximately when they start dispersing from the family group.

See, Cuban crocodiles are a super social species - and one of the few where the fathers stick around and provide paternal care for the babies! In the wild, babies would regularly interact with both parents, including when they provide food. This call is basically the type of vocalization that the babies use to communicated with their parents.

These crocodiles are being hand-raised as part of a private-sector breeding and reintroduction program (because the parents are so protective of their offspring that if you left them the babies to raise, you’d never be able to safely get close to them), and so they’re responding to the guy in the video the same way because he’s constant known safe individual and also the provider of food. He’s not a threat - his presence is a good thing, and he’s worth interacting with because it normally means food. You can also tell from their behavior and body language that they’re not stressed: some of the crocodiles are actively climbing on him and interaction of their own volition, but the ones that aren’t don’t show any indicators of hyper-vigilance. If that were a distress call, every crocodile that heard it would be alert and on edge looking for the threat. Distress calls tend to only happen once or twice, because in the wild continuing to make noise makes a baby more vulnerable: so these crocodiles wouldn’t be continually vocalizing if they felt threatened. There’s no snapping or gaping or freezing, all of which would be behavioral indicators of distress or discomfort. (Here’s a video of a baby nile crocodile being harassed by photographers which will give you a visual reference for both freezing and gaping.)

So, hey, this is certifiably cute - and good for conservation!