25 Good Reasons why Dungarees are Over-All the Best, or Dunga-steeze
If you forget to turn your swag on, it’s okay because overalls and swag are kind of overkill anyway
Getting dressed is very fast
All shoes look cool with dungarees, except kitten heels but that’s okay
You can scratch your junk really easily without anyone noticing
You look really dope all the time
If you are taking a plane somewhere, you can keep your passport, immigration forms, boarding pass etc in your pouch so you don’t have to rummage and spill shit out of your bag every time some asshole buerocrat wants to see if you is really you
This applies to most situations - pouches are rad
The only thing you need to change daily is tshirt and undies and even then i mean really
You are always really comfy
You can wear overalls like a trendy biatch or like a 5 year old it is up to you they are very versatile
They are relaxing, like Tibetan Bowl Music
There’s lots of pockets so often you forget things in them and find them later and remember something nice
But you don’t forget your keys. Unlike bags, dungarees aren’t cavernous so if you shake them a bit you can easily find anything you’re looking for, including true happiness. Bags are unnecessary when you have dungarees.
They are really fast to take off, all you have to do is undo like one button and slip the straps off your shoulders and BAM nudity
If you have a hammer or other tool, it’s easy to bring it with you, because of the hammer loops
Wearing your overalls makes you happy
If you are freaked out or socially anxious about some social event (maybe you don’t know what to wear) you can just put on your dungarees and feel happy, relaxed and dope (see #5, #11, #17)
If you are at home or feeling sad (maybe all your friends are out having fun together whilst you have to study) you can just put on your dungarees and it’s not so bad
Dungarees can help you fit in if you go to a farm, even if you’re agriculturally challenged, but if you’re not at a farm you don’t look like you should be
If someone is really special to you, you can let them know by allowing them to wear your overalls for a short time
Good dungarees are actually just like good friends, except they don’t distract you when you’re trying to complete a task and they can be with you all the time without getting annoying
Once I was going to a costume party and I freaked out because I had like 5 costumes I could have worn and I couldn’t choose, so I just wore my dungarees, and instead of being like ‘omg, you didn’t dress up, funsponge, lolhater’ everyone was just like ‘wow, sweet overalls’
No one can dack you because your pants are strapped on
It’s very easy to layer with overalls - you can wear just a singlet or sweater under, a shirt loose over the top, jumpers…. Anything is possible. For this reason they are perfect for every season and every day.
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