It was pretty hilarious. I need to start videotaping my interactions with people that come knocking.
You could put them on Youtube and make money by showing the world their idiocy. Ain't a better job out there
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@shane-orwell
It was pretty hilarious. I need to start videotaping my interactions with people that come knocking.
You could put them on Youtube and make money by showing the world their idiocy. Ain't a better job out there
I said something along the lines of ‘I’m actually the devil wearing a halloween meat suit’.
Oh, no! Someone call an exorcist! I would have loved to see their faces
I told the Jehovah’s Witnesses that came by that their costumes were amazingly accurate.
And I guess they didn’t like it because they sent over their ‘elders’ to talk to me.
Please tell me you told them to fuck off or else I'd have to punch you.
Okay. I like fun too. What did you have in mind?
I'll let you decide that
What are you looking for?
Fun. What we do depends on your definition of fun, though.
Feelin’ kinda lonely. Someone wanna hang?
What's in for me?
So don’t ever take your shirt off when you see me… ever.
I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want. So tell me what you want, what you really really want~
If that's what you want, alright. No shirtless Shane for Chloe
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ha
So I’ll just tell you to do the opposite of what I really want.
Then I'd technically be still doing what you want. By the way, that Spice Girls song is stuck in my head thanks to you
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I could if I really wanted to…
Your word against mine. I'm not one to do what other people want him to
Looks like I’ll be getting what I want then.
Doesn't mean I'll work my abs. You don't see me shirtless anyway
You suck, go get fat. I’ll just find another attractive guy to watch.
You do know the coach would kill me if I actually got fat, right?
Who else am I supposed to look at when I’m trying to not pay attention in class? If you get fat, I’ll have to find someone else.
I feel so sorry for you, Chloe. Too bad food is more important to me than distracting you from class
Oh no, please don’t.
You have no say in that matter
I don’t know, it’s never happened. I wasn’t talking about bodybuilder muscles, just a little bit more definition.
Now I'm going to get fat to find out what would happen.
I don’t settle. I get what I want, always. I like the way you look too, I’m just saying that there is always room for improvement.
What happens you don't? Sure, but I don't want to look like a bodybuilder or some shit. It ain't healthy