shane on you

The name is Shane Orwell 17 Senior I play Lacrosse Don't give me food unless you want me to fall in love with you

[chasedustin-thewind]

It was pretty hilarious. I need to start videotaping my interactions with people that come knocking. 

[shane-orwell]

You could put them on Youtube and make money by showing the world their idiocy. Ain't a better job out there

[chasedustin-thewind]

I said something along the lines of ‘I’m actually the devil wearing a halloween meat suit’. 

[shane-orwell]

Oh, no! Someone call an exorcist! I would have loved to see their faces

[chasedustin-thewind]

I told the Jehovah’s Witnesses that came by that their costumes were amazingly accurate.

And I guess they didn’t like it because they sent over their ‘elders’ to talk to me. 

[shane-orwell]

Please tell me you told them to fuck off or else I'd have to punch you. 

[luihell]

[themostamazingsongsofalltim-blog]

Okay. I like fun too. What did you have in mind?

[shane-orwell]

I'll let you decide that

[themostamazingsongsofalltim-blog]

What are you looking for?

[shane-orwell]

Fun. What we do depends on your definition of fun, though. 

[themostamazingsongsofalltim-blog]

Feelin’ kinda lonely. Someone wanna hang?

[shane-orwell]

What's in for me?

[chloelws]

So don’t ever take your shirt off when you see me… ever.

I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want. So tell me what you want, what you really really want~

[shane-orwell]

If that's what you want, alright. No shirtless Shane for Chloe

I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ha

[chloelws]

So I’ll just tell you to do the opposite of what I really want.

[shane-orwell]

Then I'd technically be still doing what you want. By the way, that Spice Girls song is stuck in my head thanks to you

[itsthelittlethings94]

Drew Roy

[chloelws]

I could if I really wanted to…

[shane-orwell]

Your word against mine. I'm not one to do what other people want him to 

[chloelws]

Looks like I’ll be getting what I want then.

[shane-orwell]

Doesn't mean I'll work my abs. You don't see me shirtless anyway

[chloelws]

You suck, go get fat. I’ll just find another attractive guy to watch.

[shane-orwell]

You do know the coach would kill me if I actually got fat, right?

[chloelws]

Who else am I supposed to look at when I’m trying to not pay attention in class? If you get fat, I’ll have to find someone else.

[shane-orwell]

I feel so sorry for you, Chloe. Too bad food is more important to me than distracting you from class

[chloelws]

Oh no, please don’t.

[shane-orwell]

You have no say in that matter

[chloelws]

I don’t know, it’s never happened. I wasn’t talking about bodybuilder muscles, just a little bit more definition.

[shane-orwell]

Now I'm going to get fat to find out what would happen. 

[chloelws]

I don’t settle. I get what I want, always. I like the way you look too, I’m just saying that there is always room for improvement.

[shane-orwell]

What happens you don't? Sure, but I don't want to look like a bodybuilder or some shit. It ain't healthy