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#thefutureisteal

[artbyaloser]

rocky learns about yawning

[nepptunii]

who’s gonna tell him

[autisticlittleguy]

"Grace Ryland is Rocky's dog" is such a funny fucking dynamic when you think about it

Eridians are further behind than humans technologically right? They dont have computers, relativity, quantum mechanics, etc. In fact, Eridians probably dont even know about the Big Bang because their atmosphere would filter out most of the cosmic microwave background radiation we use to detect it. On a human timeline, theyre anywhere between like early-mid 20th century. Rocky's basically a cosmonaut.

So the human civilization is pretty advanced from Rocky's perspective. Rationally he understands this. On a conceptual level he knows this to be true.

But at the same time... imagine youre one of the first ever cosmonauts to make it into space. Then you meet a 10 year old alien dog who cant do 2+2 without pulling out its calculator. It forgets everything constantly and has to keep notes everywhere, like it basically lives in Memento (2000). Also if it doesnt nap constantly it gets even stupider. And you somehow has to reconcile this with the fact that this dog has a better understanding of physics than your entire civilization does. Like the dog knows how the universe started.

[sushiisiu]

ily (avaliable as a print in my pinned)

[steamingketchup]

been phm pilled since I read it last summer so here’s a funny that’s been living in my brain since then

full thing below

[somepomegranatetea]

she's platonic about it but in my opinion, stratt 100% treats grace as her dead wife. she keeps a tacky fox trinket in her coat pocket. there's a framed photo of him in her study . he's grinning goofily in it (bc he's a dork). new guy like: is that her husband? / no, dumbass, it's dr. ryland grace, 1/3 of the hail mary mission. / oh, fuck. were they... ? / yeah, it's unclear. black-and-white montages of grace messing around in high-level meetings play every time stratt contemplates committing more environmental crimes. she looks up at the night sky and vaguely wonders if he's enjoying his space ramen. that's her dead wife. she killed him.

[alexxuun]

Believe in the Hail Mary!

[bulkhummus]

its a long journey to erid

[ghstwht]

I heard you guys love PHM x Artemis II content...

[melandrops]

the aroace read of ryland grace is so personal and haunting. "you don't even have a dog." was it not enough to love the world for the sake of living in it. was it not enough to live for the thrill of discovery. was it not enough to smile at your students. was it not enough to be afraid.

[chalroe]

eva stratt online shopping coping mechanism

[fuzzydoomsong]

All of Hudson and Connor’s Instagram posts and comments to each other/about each other including the ones that have been deleted/archived

*April 2025

*June 8, 2025 *(again)

*June 10, 2025

*June 11, 2025

June 12, 2025

*June 14, 2025

June 15, 2025

June 17, 2025

*June 22, 2025

July 9, 2025 (*again)

July 19, 2025

*July 20, 2025

July 27, 2025

August 14, 2025

August 15, 2025

*August 29, 2025

August 31, 2025

*September 11, 2025

September 14, 2025

*September 16, 2025

*September 17, 2025 (again)

October 12, 2025

October 27, 2025

*November 3, 2025

*November 17, 2025

*November 19, 2025

November 20, 2025

*November 25, 2025

November 29, 2025

*December 4, 2025

December 8, 2025

*December 9, 2025 *(again)

*December 12, 2025 (again)

December 15, 2025

*December 19, 2025 *(again)

December 20, 2025 *(again)

December 22, 2025 *(again)

December 26, 2025 (Hudson again)

December 27, 2025

December 26, 2025 (Connor again) *(again)

*December 30, 2025

January 29, 2026

*January 31, 2026 (again)

*February 14, 2026

March 3, 2026

March 31, 2026

[criticaloser]

just saw someone say “shane doesn’t know he’s autistic so ilya doesn’t know either”. y’all. come on. he might not KNOW the word for it but that man is googling “why boyfriend cry when touching velvet” “why boyfriend gag at mushy texture” “boyfriend can’t keep things out of his mouth like toddler” EVENTUALLY he stumbles upon the right combo of words to get “autism explained” search results

[haedraulics]

final boss of parental neglect ilya rozanov

[fleev]

So... i love them very much

[iruutciv]

Hi I've been raised from the dead by a new ice gay show how is everyone else doing

[shadowhunterandwizard]

Y’all I’m screaming