[narutocap]

[recaption]

[driflloon]

astrid chu on ig

[vodis]

Carmen Kass at Alexander McQueen FW 2002

[buddhaprayerbeads]

A simple mental health pain scale.

[southernbitchface]

I’m so thankful this exists. I think that many people with mental health issues (myself included) downplay what they’re going through.

I’m an 8 right now. If I hadn’t seen this chart tonight I’d keep denying my struggle. Now I have to face it.

[beauty-grace-outer-space]

Reblogging for my followers. My own mental health took a bit of a nosedive last week. Take care of yourselves. Take care of each other. ♡♡

[basic-banshee]

I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

[basic-banshee]

I like that people have two reactions to this post.

Reasonable: “just say she couldn’t make it!”

Chaotic: FAKE DATING AU

[victorxaxvale]

Well, which one is it going to be?

[basic-banshee]

And so it begins

[contentcrisis]

having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now

[basic-banshee]

Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.

[basic-banshee]

Apparently you can’t solicit a date as a “gig”

I now see my mistake

[basic-banshee]

Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action.

[justluckyiguess]

My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating

[basic-banshee]

Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine 😂

[basic-banshee]

By the way I’m in a relationship with this woman now

[ryuko-archive]

still don’t really understand how some people have trouble just being nice

[the-fault-in-our-balls]

Oh my gosh you’re such a good person. Hey everybody come look at how much of a good person this is.

[ryuko-archive]

i literally cannot comprehend how you got offended by this but thanks for proving my point anyway

[whitepeopletwitter]

[donnazbullsit]

Discord culture

-”we should move it to #general”

-come on internet don’t give up on me rn just send this fucking message, the first one doesn’t make any sense without it, and HELL you sent it out of order, oh my god BYE I am out I am socially dead now

-???who else reacted with that emoji I NEED to know

-talking to the same person in 3 servers and 5 channels at the same time about unrelated things

-”goodnight !!!!” *only make yourself invisible to go for a last ninja stroll on tumblr/twitter/instagram/whatever before the real snooze*

-”what time is it where you are again”

-the off topic channel that becomes the busiest

-congrats!!! u successfully edited your message but the server’s shiteater already pointed out your typo

-muting the notifications at lightspeed in busy servers with 7 bots

-”I should leave some servers I am in 33 of them”

-”@everyone *irrelevant thing*

feel free to add

[evelinanonesense-deactivated201]

-*the chat is super busy but instead of partcipating in the conversation you are just watching it scroll by and reading everything, nodding and agreeing at messages and giggling*

-”Hey, I am invinsible because I don’t want that person to see I’m online lol”

-AN ACTUAL FUNCTIONING MESSAGE SEARCH SYSTEM

-Typing like this because you need to make everyone wait for the rest of your text like wait for my text in excitement

-”wHO CHANGED MY NICKNAME TO “MACARONI MC CLUB”

-everyone is in voicechat when you can’t join in but at a time when you can actually talk with everyone you just stay in mute because you’re too shy

-”Why is #channel a thing again?”

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202]

parents who tell their daughters they are ugly are bad parents

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202]

everyone who is replying to this with some variety of “that’s just how life is”

no

your parents fucked up and should not have treated you that way

they were wrong and you should say it

[techmomma]

This includes implied ugliness.

you need to lose weight

you’ll attract more boys if

you’re wearing that?

i wouldn’t wear that

this will flatter you more

you should wear more makeup

[mlmoso]

new law

all mlm have to have a good day or else i will fight whoever is making you sad

[eternal-fractal]

DUDE MLMS CANT CONTINUE TO EXIST THEYRE SCAMS AND ANNOYING AS HELL

[rowanokeee]

mlm as in men loving men, not multi-level marketing my friend

[eternal-fractal]

Oh

[thecollectibles]

Art by Varguy

Instagram

[mobpsycho100]

[animanga-and-stuff]

[ssghoulhaise]

you’re right about one thing: all this is beyond human understanding.

[escenario]

[nicostiel]