I Am Snek

My name is Shoon, I love to read, sing, play video games and jam out on the guitar.

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when ur aunty try ask about your love life so u ask her how her second divorce is going

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[magicalgirlmindcrank]

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood and sorry I could not travel both And be one traveller, long I stood

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:)

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Someone unfollowed me and sent me hate because I reblogged this post. My job here is done

[alwaysbewoke]

reblog to piss of a racist

[glitterweave]

i got this shirt and it has this weird ruffled hood / neck so i can wear it like this

but if its gets cold i can also put it over my mouth and nose like this

and when it rains i can use it as a hoodie

and when i need to attend an emergency kkk meeting it works too

and i can also pretend to be the pixar lamp

[snynchly]

[answeringemails]

im never catching feelings for anyone ever again in my entire life !!!!!!!

[shanny-phantom-blog]

Until you do that is.

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[greggaraki]

i’d rather die than read anything longer than like two paragraphs on this site

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[shanny-phantom-blog]

I want to die.

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nurse: doctor!!! This man needs an IV right away!!!! roman empire doctor: four??? Four of what????? He needs four of what??????????

[shanny-phantom-blog]

me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.

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me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

[maybesomaybeno]

Sometimes I drink too much vodka or eat 3 servings of macaroni and cheese in one sitting, but by far the most unhealthy habit I have is comparing myself to others.

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This is one of my favorite things I’ve ever read on tumblr

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how fucking weird would it be if babies cried while they were still in the womb like can u imagine a woman walking around and there’s just this muffled scREAMING coming from her stomach

[socalpeach]

courtney what the fuck

[petiteelfqueen-blog]

fun fact: fetuses actually do cry in the womb. they can’t make noise though because their lungs are still filled with fluid. x

[redfingerfish]

In the womb, no one can hear you scream.

[bogleech]

what’s a fetus even cry about? Umbilical cord taxes? Why don’t they come out of their cushy baby cave and join the real fuckin world for a change that’ll give em somethin to cry about

[monitorlizardappreciator]

pay rent you parasitic little fucker

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what you should do:

take a hint

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[shanny-phantom-blog]

May god have mercy on your poor soul