unicorn turd

Pat your dogs for me

[officialpigeon]

Person: “I’m 6ft tall”

me: *tries to imagine six subway sandwiches on top of eachother*

[deng-dong-deactivated20150421]

the gothest sentence in existence

[horsegirlimogentemult]

i love not being a teenager but also sometimes people on the internet just say words and i have to look them up on urban dictionary like i’m 90

[getoffmybloghoe-deactivated2018]

night night, don't let the bed bugs

adopt capitalist ideals

[transkafka-deactivated20150624]

ronald reagan died without knowing about bofa…

[debthaver-deactivated20170812]

who is ronald regean

[cloudsnothing]

bofa deez nuts

[rneerkat-deactivated20220104]

rapunzel rapunzel throw down some sick beats

[eva-420]

share a coke with the indescribable, omnipresent feeling of dread in the pit of your stomach

[animusrox]

[holedyke]

i love walking around my house at night wearing a too small tshirt and underwear it makes me feel like the slutty girl who dies first in a horror movie

[voldesnorts]

whats that? you like gamer boys? well I don’t mean to brag but I play solitaire

[dankmemeuniversity]

[toastbutteregg]

[gorgonsach]

[bonersniper]

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

[squided]

What’s up with the fairly recent trend of leap years all being bad fucking years like 2008? Shit. 2012? Fucking shit. 2016? Absolute fucking shit. I’m just gonna predict 2020 is gonna be the Most Absolute Stinky Piece of Shit year to date

[squided]

Date of Origin: July 3, 2018

[susanoomon]

Good night everyone