Nick

20. INFP-T. Musician. Oklahoma. "If you want love, just pick a girl and love her."

[rapidslash]

any of my mutuals wanna duel in the middle of a field of white flowers with me 

[teathattast]

bless

[cybereihino-deactivated-deactiv]

Only tik tok video that’s valid

[teathattast]

bless

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Only tik tok video that’s valid

[frontpagewoman]

[whistlingwindtree-deactivated20]

People are already getting in their feelings because how dare people mention that Yasuke was a slave (not a servant as media outlets are reporting) and how dare movies now ‘insert’/want to tell the story of a black historical figure.

My girl Kimmy says it the best: 

[dulaut-deactivated20210910]

^^^^^^^^

[hydro-homies]

[animalmusicthemes]

Visit Original Link

[serotnin]

how come you only become aware of how tipsy you are in bathrooms

[serotnin]

[criticalsuccess]

playing dnd

me (the dm): you come up on a market thats bustling and swarming with all kinds of people

player: are there milfs

me:

[halles-comet]

Last week I joked that my very cerebral, retired-police-chief-grandpa is basically Holt from Brooklyn 99 and then today someone said, “damn, we’re out of decaf” and he just deadpans “well there’s no need to get hysterical.”

[halles-comet]

Yesterday he said “if you need to insult the same person twice you’ve already failed in your goal to devastate them”

[halles-comet]

My Yaya was trying to remember the name of a guy who stole money from her in high school today and my grandpa instantly pipes up “his name was Bernie Ryan and he was a scoundrel”

[weaver-z]

Most feral people on Earth:

Marching bands stopping to get lunch while on a road trip

Debate teams while getting dinner in an unfamiliar city

Theater kids at a restaurant after a show

[flutejesus]

You could just say “artists celebrating” and leave it at that

[coolyo294]

i’m choosing to interpret this line as meaning dante continued to piss and shit in his toilets even after his water got shut off 

[biff-donderglutes]

is there canon proof that dante *does* piss and shit?

[coolyo294]

well he isn’t flushing those toilets for fun

[biff-donderglutes]

dante absolutely thinks toilets flushing is the funniest thing in the world, you really didn’t think that one out

[deadgripss]

Dante definitely flushed the toilets whenever Vergil was showering

[coolyo294]

oh now that’s undeniable 

[thorkizilla]

[weirdlandtv]

[squidwardhentaicles]

the cakes are going the wrong way

[totally-not-toby]

[sixpenceee]

“The idea for “#ThingsThatiHear” arrived when I was visiting a cookware store in Los Angeles. A young woman was looking at her phone and gave a big sigh, turned to her friend decisively and exclaimed, “He wants to go to Bali. But I say Fiji!” I couldn’t help but laugh. The absurdity of this “first world problem” was too much. From that moment on I started to catch all sorts of real-life conversations, that eventually turned into these illustrations.” More info: Instagram | avnergeller.com

[faxmesmut]

I love “aggressively positive and uninvitingly friendly.” I am going to use that everywhere now.

[betofuuu]

Since everyone is reposting it, might as well just post it myself here. This was a commission, believe it or not, someone paid me to draw this.

[welcometoyouredoom]

[itssimonbeck]