Eyes Without A Face

Samson | 26 | Cis | He/Him | Bi Hi I'm Samson and I'm a little motivated. Sidebar art by 💖Milas💖 Icon by Cap

[rapidslash]

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[powerburial]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

tch... so it's an alliance out of necessity, huh...?

[coelii]

[homeofhousechickens]

Oh baby fight

[homeofhousechickens]

Its amazing how much they can grow in a few weeks :) Cellphone is still on the left and Terabyte on the right.

[homeofhousechickens]

Very important to duel your brother every single day.

[halondrus]

The hardest part about dark souls isn't the combat or the bosses or any of that stupid shit it's making solaire not kill himself like a hamster following the red string of fate into the jaws of the family dog

[woodmeat]

no fakes im my crew all my goons swallow cum

[typotracker]

*in

[woodmeat]

You think we didn’t notice it after 13 years? You fucking bitch?

[action52]

Visit Original Link

@fuckersupreme

[sceptixfakemon]

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

[sceptixfakemon]

im never leaving this hellsite

[sceptixfakemon]

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

[sceptixfakemon]

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage]

I am here for feminist sex

[bonnieventure]

can i interest anyone in some peppermints? peppermint anyone

[spectrometrie]

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

[spectrometrie]

i didn't need no imaginary friends i had Screaming Joe right here !

[omgeddon-deactivated20260424]

I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them

[sailorbrazil]

how i look like when he tells me to watch out for my teeth when im sucking on him but he forgot to buy me my pepsi while grocery shopping

[sailorbrazil]

the past grabs back

[chiyo-mihama]

its ok

[chiyo-mihama]

why

[rapidslash]

dont care how compelling the characters are, the level design is or how good the combat is. dark souls 1 is undefeated greatest game ever made. fuck everdark libra

[magicalastronomies]

[ambergrief]

it straight up smells like spiders in here

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]