[shaoxingjiu]

if ur a mutual and u found this blog that means we are soulmates xoxo

[shaoxingjiu]

tmi gastrointestinal crisis posting

girl I got so sick last night and lost every single calorie in my body and now I canNOT make myself eat or drink......what do I DOOOOO

[animentality]

[animentality]

[beautifulterriblequeen]

A sign to tap

[grissomesque]

"If you're still having fun in your 30s you're functionally brain damaged" sure is a take.

[noxs-mun]

Just because you want to be a soulless soot bag of a human doesn't mean you can just tell others they have to be that too Gregory!

Stars forbid someone does not want to be a dull husk of a human.

[the-haiku-bot]

Stars forbid someone

does not want to be a dull

husk of a human.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[coffee-without-anesthetics]

never kill yourself . your next apple could be so good it makes you feel like a horse

[oulious]

[shaoxingjiu]

Me understanding almost immediately it's Mao (PS: turbo granny gave you away)

(PPS: I missed Mao posting alot ❤️)

THANK UUUU I missed u too 😭♥️ immediate recognition means we are soulmates fr !!!

[laterkiss]

happy pride to my favourite post on reddit

[kafkaesquegf]

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

[huffylemon]

[shaoxingjiu]

sometimes as I write a fic you can tell I'm like struggling to choose a particular gender for the reader character and I feel like you can tell with this one rip

[shaoxingjiu]

this is frying me

[viejito-at-heart]

everyone tells me that ADHD isn't an excuse for being lazy and that there are people with ADHD who have overcome their symptoms and are successful but every day I drag around an invisible dopplegänger of myself who is horrible and listless and always complains. and he is so heavy. I'm ambitious and I'm passionate but he isn't and the problem is that to get anywhere in life I have to grab him by the leg and pull him along the whole way, kicking and screaming, and sometimes it gets exhausting. sometimes he pulls me down with him. and it gets a bit difficult to explain to people why I'm lying down on the floor in pain when they can't see him.

[justaratinacagexx]

I've never heard ADHD explained this way....but it's such a good depiction of it.

[shaoxingjiu]

hiiiiiiii mao !!! i did not realise this was your blog that followed me the other day until my clown posting 😭

KMFOALFJSKS yes I like to keep my main on the down low in case of cancellation incidents rip I'm glad u recognized me and followed back 🫶 the clown posting has officially made us soulmates....

[shaoxingjiu]

I can never leave this website bc where else am I ever gonna find other people who have thought about the logistics of gun fiend pussy eating in concrete detail

[shaoxingjiu]

my track record of dipping from blogs due to antis is actually crazy like free me please

[shaoxingjiu]

I started watching The Boys because the ending was so controversially bad and I gotta say season 1 so far is fire...... homelander what is wrong with you

[shaoxingjiu]

I really did miss horny posting on this beautiful website