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23 ~ she/they ~ so bisexual ~ snez, whump, h/c

[indulgnc]

“oh you poor thing” (sexual)

[paws-with-a-blog]

Give me protective knight and chronically ill prince. Knight who stands at the door day and night to make sure his prince is only interrupted when absolutely necessary.

Knight who makes sure the kitchen knows what to accommodate that day (head pain means soft food, jaw locked means soup, fatigue grants him a smoothie). Knight who will feed him if needed, and always sits with him while he eats because he eats better that way.

Knight who has no problem telling other nobles that their meeting with the prince has been canceled because he had a rough night and needs extra sleep.

Knight who does stretches with his royal so he feels less alone. They do breathing exercises and stretches every morning and night. It's just routine now, it's normal.

[clgx]

thinking about a character who hates having their injuries or illnesses being obvious to others, but also, very deep down, longing for that gentle affection and tenderness and care when they’re feeling terrible

[beastliness]

obviously I take no pleasure whatsoever in tenderly caring for you while you're sick and writhing in bed with a fever

[beastliness]

comforting you while you're vulnerable, running my fingers through your disheveled hair, placing a cold compress to your skin, flushed and hot to the touch, etc.

[beastliness]

what do you take me for - some kind of pervert?

[yaknowlikenyah]

Oh my fetish? It's people with fetishes. Love a freak I can fluster by doing something innocuous

[yaknowlikenyah]

Bringing this back because NOTHING is more hot than someone with a clearly defined fetish I can play into. I want you stuttering and begging for it as I'm completely unaffected.

[bless-you-babe]

I just mentioned "snzblr" to my partner and he said "Snzblr?? More like 'gesund-site'!

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[chaifootsteps]

#Please little bird

[meriwetherwrites]

I love that the modern-day tumblr post equivalent of chain emails only requires me to reblog a relatively pleasant image instead of forward an email to a bunch of my friends and family members to quell my raging anxiety.

[dreamingrascal]

I need to sneeze while being cuddled so much it's not even funny

I yearn for someone to hug me tight and shower my face in kisses while their soft hair falls on my nose like thousands of tickly feathers and makes me sneeze until I can't breathe

Them to forcefully push my face in the crevice of their chest where their perfume burns my sinuses and makes me whimper with muffled sneezes right in there

And stroke me a bit while murmuring praises in my ear if that's not too much to ask

Hit send

[bigandlong]

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

[jae-felidae]

Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[head-colds]

temperatures & thermometers are overtly erotic. “sit down and let me put smth in you that will tell me roughly how sick you are” ok Pervert!!!

[bloodstainedgauntlet]

lord suffering a chronic illness x knight who’s the only one truly allowed to peel back their armor and care for them. lord who on the bad days will only allow the knight to cross their bedroom door. lord who struggles to breathe through the worst waves of pain and knight who cradles their head in his lap, gauntleted fingers carding through their hair. lord who pants and gasps against the twisting weight of their muscles and joints, every old injury coming ablaze, and knight who fills their ears with praise as he braces their body against him, whispering you’re so good for me, sire. so brave. so strong. you take it so well. as they muffle their groans against the palm of his hand

[cattewife]

sex is like a kink that i really enjoy which enhances sex, which is sneezing

y'know

[sneezydarling]

my coworker from the other room today: "are you crying or just sniffling?" MA'AM LMFAO

(i was not crying the safety goggles scrunch my nose and make me sniffle and she always asks 😭 💀)

[mollysnz]

Something so hot to me about the simple act of sneezing into someone’s chest. Wanting to be close to someone while you sneeze and wanting to feel held and cuddled but also scared you might turn them away. Until they urge you to let out all your sneezes into their chest while they hold you. It’s so simple but so fucking great to me.

[emphasis-0n-the-comfort-deactiv]

Sick character responses to: “Sorry, I know you hate people fussing over you."

“Yeah, well… I guess I’ll allow it. Just this once.”

“I don’t hate it when it’s you.”

“You’re not fussing. You’re just… making sure I don’t die.”

“You’re the only reason I haven’t completely fallen apart today.”

“Maybe I don’t hate it as much as I thought.”

"It’s fine. Just don’t make a habit of it.”

“Fuss away. I’m too miserable to stop you.”

“I’m not exactly in a position to fight you off, am I?”

“I guess if someone’s gonna fuss, it might as well be you.”

“Yeah, well, maybe stop it then.”

[sneezydarling]

slightly feverish with a residual cold but friends let me join the 3 day weekend sleepover anyway which is already so cute and nice and then i receive a "bless you eight times" text after a little morning fit in bed from someone also in bed in a different room are you serious? am i real? is this real?