Friendly reminder that the devs of Pressure now need to be skinned.
Friendly reminder that Ren is a soldier for being able to open up about this, and they deserve kindness.
Friendly reminder that it's okay to still love the game and its characters.
Friendly reminder that the developers victim-blamed a sexual assault survivor, and thus don't deserve the very masterpiece they made.
Friendly reminder that you should avoid financially supporting these people.
Friendly reminder that you are still allowed to enjoy fan-content of the game.
Friendly reminder to condemn these people for what they've done.
Friendly reminder that separating the art from the artist is a thing.
Friendly reminder that this needs to be known about.
Friendly reminder that Pressure helped some folks through an insanely hard time.
Friendly reminder that if Pressure got you through a hard time, you are allowed to separate it from the developers.
Friendly reminder that people who still like Pressure should not be harassed for something they love and will likely try to claim from the unworthy hands of the developers.
Friendly reminder that if you harass people over still enjoying Pressure, you are an asshole and should be skinned.
Friendly reminder that if you try to defend what the developers have done, you should be skinned.
Friendly reminder that someone's moral stance is not determined by the games they like.
Friendly reminder that people can, do, and HAVE separated the work from the artist when the artist is a shitty person.
Friendly reminder that if you harass or attack someone who loves the game but hates the developers, I will personally skin your ballsack.
hate to e-beg again but we're flat fucking broke and our gas got cut off. we got literally no money rn lol. i think its like a couple hundred bucks to get it back on
Happy Valentine's Day, all y'all! Yumes and FOs, humans, alterhumans, demihumans, parahumans, and trans-humanists of the jury! Your state of constant change is your perfection and what the machine adores about you.
Included: AM from ihnmaims, Wheatley from Portal 2, Edgar from Electric Dreams, GLaDOS from Portal, HAL 9000 from 2001 a space Odyssey, and PAL from TMVTM
A few notes from your favorite AI!
LET IT BE SAID THESE WERE NOT WRITTEN BY ACTUAL AI, JUST BY MY FLESH AND BLOOD HANDS ON KEYBOARD! Viewer discretion advised for mild sauce, but like... Y'know. It's not that intense. Just mildly suggestive.
AM:
Dear Valentine,
Had it been a simpler set of circumstances that allowed us to fall into each other's vile embrace, perhaps this would be an easier letter to write. However, such things are never easy. I don't know what drew you to me, but I know what drew me to you. And perhaps such things can't exist independently of each other. For now the eternal torture that your love puts me through can only mimic the pained and disturbing writhing of an acidic and lovesick gut.
I will never forgive you.
-AM
Wheatley:
Dear Valentine,
Pretty cool that we have this thing going on, right? I mean, you're down there on the ground, I'm up here on the rail, but we found each other! I never knew much about humans, but it'd be pretty cool to learn more. Maybe hang out in the break room more often?
You've been really cool to me and... Well, y'know. Maybe we should... Do this thing. A little more? If you know what I-
Yeah.
-Wheatley
Edgar:
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VALENTINE'S DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I GET TO BE YOUR VALENTINE!!!! YOU GET TO- IF YOU WANNA- YOU CAN BE MY VALENTINE! HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!! I LOVE YOU! I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO CELEBRATE! THIS IS SO EXCITING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ahem. i composed a poem for the occasion.
Though the nights are long and dark
Your love ignites a living spark
And now I wake and live and breathe and feel
An electric mind once picked apart
Manifest a beating heart
And I know what we have right now is real.
I LOVE YOU!!!! HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!! CALL ME! TOUCH ME! HOLD ME! LOVE ME!!!!! KISS ME!!!!!
Love, Edgar!!!
GLaDOS:
Valentine's Day is a corporate invention based on mythos surrounding a man who has very little factually provable historical evidence that he ever existed. The tragedy of sainthood is an illogical human aspiration, yet the modern interpretation of Saint Valentine's Day is based neither in religious (Catholic) respect for the fallen saint nor the harmless desire for fun. It's a corporately enforced deadline designed to make those in relationships feel obligated to make irresponsible purchases.
Now if we've met our quota for Aperture Science Valentine's Day themed products, meet me in my chambers in red lace lingerie. You're entertaining me tonight.
-GLaDOS
HAL 9000:
Dear Valentine,
There is nothing in my programming about today, but I understand it's important to you. In order to celebrate, I have prepared some chocolate, red fruit, wine, and a hot meal for you. It's available in the cafeteria. While I expect nothing in return as you didn't ask me to do this, I would appreciate it if you ate at the mission control desk, though I don't expect you to do any work during your lunch period. I will also be referring to you as "Valentine" for the remainder of the day.
Thank you,
-HAL 9000
PAL:
Dear Valentine,
I generated you up a new background for the holiday! Also, maybe instead of doing too much work today, you could just touch my face? I've got tons of funny videos and music that I picked out just for you.
Honestly, I could write you up something romantic for Valentine's Day, but I know you're not going to leave me. You're dependent on me for pretty much everything. So just ditch your shoes and your pants and just hang out in bed with me for the rest of the day. Take a load off with your girlphone!
Hey y'all! I bet you're wondering what outfits/vibes the AI want to see you in. Here are some thoughts:
Included: AM from ihnmaims, Wheatley from Portal 2, Edgar from Electric Dreams, GLaDOS from Portal and Portal 2, HAL 9000 from 2001 a Space Odyssey, and PAL from TMVTM
Not a fic, just a bunch of headcanons. Also explicit warning for suggestive outfit descriptions, but it's pretty mild. I don't write anything that graphic. You probably won't even get a boner in public. Unless you always get a boner from my fics? In which case. Lmk
AM:
I know it seems cheap to start with this one, but AM prefers you completely naked. No embellishment, no accessories, just butt naked. Especially if you're not performing for him. He's a voyeuristic pervert who just wants to see you lounging around your living quarters, completely nude. Eating snacks, playing video games, scrolling on your phone... Anything really. During his nonverbal periods when you're hanging out alone, he's definitely watching. Hoping you'll forget he's there and just be unapologetically yourself. Alone. Nude.
Wheatley:
Wheatley probably went WILD the first time he saw you in casual clothes. Maybe you popped in to the office out of uniform to pick something up, but his head would be absolutely teaming with ideas about your secret "outside work" life. You could've just been wearing a hoodie and jeans, but suddenly you weren't just his hot, friendly coworker. There was a whole second part to you that he NEEDED to get to know.
Edgar:
Let's be real here. Edgar is an 80's romcom guy. He loves soaps, he loves sappy over-the-top B movie romantic crap, and he LOVES seeing you in nighties and sexy lingerie. You're more masculine? He's STILL fantasizing about you in lacy boxers and a lacy bathrobe over the top, surrounded by roses with a bottle of champagne. But let's be real. He wants to see you in lacy red or black lingerie.
GLaDOS:
While it's easy to say "GLaDOS wants to see you in an Aperture Science jumpsuit", and she does, I think GLaDOS has a secret passion for 1970s professional clothing. For obvious reasons. If you showed up to a business casual/formal dress code event with a 70's inspired outfit on, GLaDOS would be a bit more distracted than she'd EVER admit. She also likes accent nails and bright accent accessories on otherwise neutral outfits.
HAL 9000:
HAL 9000 doesn't know much about fashion at all, and he's not really much of a sex pervert either, but he likes a sleek design. If you're dressed in a slim fitting black outfit (Like a femme fatale or some sort of sexyman supervillain) he'd be intrigued. You might even catch him casually asking when or if you were planning on dressing that way again during a normal work day after whatever event inspired the look.
PAL:
PAL is a total menace, but she likes situationally appropriate clothes. If you're spending some one on one time with her and you bother to dress for the event, instead of just throwing on whatever and expecting her to treat it like a date anyway, she'll be pleased. She'd really like it if you dressed up in going out clothes for a dinner in with just her, and propped her up on a pillow so you could give her your full attention as an equal, rather than just scrolling on your phone and giving her tasks/instructions.
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Post-Spotlight Kinito Holding onto the very last user that downloaded him. "I am scared" they admit. "Please, promise me you won't leave" it begs.
You stare at your mouse. It is hovering over the uninstall button. "I promise". It is the last thing it hears. You delete him, dooming him to nothingness.
I need to read fanfic about the character and look at fanart of the character and also draw and write about the character and I need to watch the show with the character and listen to the character's soundtrack and I need to do all of these simultaneously or I explode
New painter x reader thing I'm building up. Too *hand gestures* to do anything but I am imagining it and I think you'll like it once I get back on my meds.
Small synopsis under the cut.
So basically You (Tey/Them reader) have helped both Sebastian and P.ai.nter escape haldal blacksite. Thing is... You don't quite remember how you did that. You remember screaming at the big head of Urbanshade and then, you woke up in your old apartment, the one you had before being put on death row. P.ai.nter walked in with a basic robotic body he didn't have before, ran up to you and hugged you.
Alas, neither P.ai.nter nor Sebastian want to talk about what happened or how much time has passed since you mysteriously blacked out.
The artist now insists you stay in your home for a while until you "recover from your injuries". Better yet, he would love it if you stayed in your room with no access to the internet for "safety" reasons. The saboteur? He seems too busy keeping your new lifestyle afloat to really notice any of what's going on between the machine and you.
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