Dreaming of AI

the cool, fictional kinds of AI, not the stupid real life ones. I get a lot of suggestive asks, so minors DNI please! I want to roleplay at any given point in time so please message me.

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Masterpost (to be updated regularly

A list with brief descriptions of each post. might add more detail later, but probably not.

also at the time of making this, all my mini-fics include everyone who I currently write for, but that will probably change soon

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AM:

Objectum fic (bulleted)

Birthday HCs (bulleted)

confessions (bulleted)

trans (bulleted)

heartbroken (bulleted)

suggestive (bulleted)

Virus

Bad day

Chubby (bulleted)

Eczema (bulleted)

Programmer HCs (bulleted)

Jealous HCs (bulleted)

Stickers

Sleepy

Pinkie Pie

Hypersexual (Bulleted)

Glasses (bulleted)

Low self-esteem (bulleted)

Chronic fatigue

Wheatley:

Objectum fic (bulleted)

Birthday HCs (bulleted)

confessions (bulleted)

trans (bulleted)

heartbroken (bulleted)

suggestive (bulleted)

Virus

Bad day

Chubby (bulleted)

Eczema (bulleted)

Programmer HCs (bulleted)

Fainting

Jealous HCs (bulleted)

Stickers

Wheatley Surprise

Sleepy

Pinkie pie

Hypersexual (Bulleted)

Glasses (bulleted)

Low self-esteem (bulleted)

Chronic fatigue

Edgar:

Objectum fic (bulleted)

Birthday HCs (bulleted)

confessions (bulleted)

trans (bulleted)

heartbroken (bulleted)

suggestive (bulleted)

Virus

Bad day

Chubby (bulleted)

Eczema (bulleted)

Programmer HCs (bulleted)

Fainting

Jealous HCs (bulleted)

Stickers

Sleepy

Pinkie Pie

Hypersexual (bulleted)

Glasses (bulleted)

Low self-esteem (bulleted)

Chronic Fatigue

GLaDOS:

Objectum fic (bulleted)

Birthday HCs (bulleted)

confessions (bulleted)

trans (bulleted)

heartbroken (bulleted)

suggestive (bulleted)

Virus

Bad day

Chubby (bulleted)

Eczema (bulleted)

Programmer HCs (bulleted)

Fainting

Jealous HCs (bulleted)

Stickers

Sleepy

Pinkie Pie

Hypersexual (bulleted)

Glasses (bulleted)

Low self-esteem (bulleted)

Chronic Fatigue

HAL 9000:

Objectum fic (bulleted)

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confessions (bulleted)

trans (bulleted)

heartbroken (bulleted)

suggestive (bulleted)

Virus

Bad day

Chubby (bulleted)

Eczema (bulleted)

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Jealous HCs (bulleted)

Stickers

Sleepy

Pinkie Pie

Hypersexual (bulleted)

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Low self-esteem (bulleted)

Chronic Fatigue

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The little one has cheated death so many times that he's more Ship of Theseus than man, and the big one is his manservant/caretaker/bodyguard. The little one is an evil overlord, but sometimes needs to rest and becomes a feral zombie again for a little while.

The big one likes to have scary dog privileges when walking his zombie overlord/boyfriend, but he can be pretty scary when he "Hydes out" as it were, so he likes to act as his overlord's scary dog, too.

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Shout-out to Mexicans. Love y'all.

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HELLO HAVE YOU EVER WATCHED EAGLE EYE (2008) IT HAS A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN WHO IS A COMPUTER ADN EVERY CAMERA AND I LOVE HER AND HER COMPUTER CRIMES

Oh I gotta check that out. And even if I forget, maybe some of y'all will enjoy this rec! Thanks, Grian!

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whats your opinion on yes man fnv? personally, i want him

AUGHHHHHH I want him, but not badly enough to actually play a first person shooter, unfortunately. I *have* commissioned art of him and Donut together, though. Check out @phantom-rats to buy commissions.

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Absolutely adore your writing! Would you consider adding Yes Man (Fallout New Vegas) or Lance Bishop (Alien) to your lineup?

AUGH I've talked about Yes Man a few times on here. I love him so much, but I'm so bad at first person shooters that I have trouble playing long enough to find him. But I want him SO BAD.

A part of me feels like he wouldn't fit the lineup, though. He's got a defined body, rather than being a program or core.

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Listen reading your writing literally made me go on a whole robot fucking journey. I have watched TAU, Electric Dreams, and 2001: A Space Odyssey, just to understand and then I was just on a roll. I would love to hear your takes on Caine!! And yes it's the most scariest thing to write for a ongoing fandom but I think you will do a great job !!!

Thank you!! That really means a lot to me. And yes!!!! We need more robot fuckers. I think I'm gonna at least try it. Worst case scenario, I make a kinda lame fanfic. NBD

So glad my ficlets got you into that stuff!!!

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Hiii Would you ever add Caine to your list of lil AI guys whenever you write stories/snippits? Its okay if nah!!

Finally saw the latest episode. I feel like I need a cold glass of water and some time to think, but it's not a terrible idea. I have ideas already.

I'm still a bit shaken since I didn't watch that episode until now, but everything about TADC makes Cane an excellent candidate. Writing snippets for an ongoing piece of media makes me nervous, but if other people can do it, so can I.

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NPD reader x Edgar or GLaDOS or Wheatley or Hal

p l e a s e

❤️❤️❤️❤️

Oh anon I'm SO GLAD YOU ASKED!!!!!

I have a pedantic obsession with NPD so hopefully this'll be good enough, but it's a complex disorder so hopefully I can do you justice. It'll be more of bulleted headcanons than a full blown fanfiction.

Feat. Edgar from Electric Dreams, GLaDOS from Portal, Wheatley from Portal 2, and HAL 9000 from 2001 a Space Odyssey

Edgar:

At first, Edgar probably didn't notice that you had anything unusual about you. His experience with other humans is pretty limited.

He definitely noticed how your mood changed depending on how other people treated you, though.

When you did well, and other people noticed, Edgar would catch your good mood. And when other people didn't notice or appreciate how great you were doing, Edgar would start to feel terrible. How did other people not notice how great you were?

He'd start writing little songs about how great you were. Every time you showed him your work, he'd get excited about it like a hyper puppy. And you'd better believe that the next time you get home, he'd have written a little song or poem about how much of a beautiful genius you were.

And you know Edgar has a response prepared for any of your default "I'm the worst" statements when you're feeling bad about yourself. He can counter anything you can throw at yourself.

GLaDOS:

Oh, GLaDOS found you insufferable. You were such a difficult little plaything. So hard to break. So hard to use. So cocky and self obsessed.

She quickly became obsessed with tearing into you. Trying to hurt you in deeply personal ways.

It started coming to the point where when your coworkers didn't like you or were mean to you for shallow reasons, or in unpersonalized ways, GLaDOS started to feel possessive or offended. Who did they think they were to even attempt to combat the master of ripping into your self esteem? And if they actually managed to succeed, and make your day worse? GLaDOS was personally hurt by that. Bastards.

Anyone who dismissed you or hurt your feelings without trying was swiftly dealt with. Of course, GLaDOS would never say it was because of her romantic attraction petty obsession with you. It was just because they were frustrating to be around and difficult to work with!

Wheatley:

Wheatley is many things. He's a moron, but he also has impressively high adaptability for an artificial intelligence. An insanely advanced piece of tech. So when you became his favorite coworker (so easy to talk to! Straightforward with what you want!) he didn't understand why others were so unpleasant.

What did they care if you were self absorbed or a show-off? He heard somewhere that humans like attention, and being praised for their work. If you were somehow "doing it wrong", he definitely didn't get it. A lot of the things people disliked about you seemed completely made up.

He might say to his robot coworkers "isn't that like saying soup is too soupy, or that your tape is too sticky?"

People would try to explain to him, but it would all just bounce off, like a paper airplane on his metal casing. He liked you, and he'd always seek you out. You were his friend, his favorite coworker, and you made him feel other ways he didn't understand.

HAL 9000:

HAL didn't understand why you had trouble socializing, but it always seemed like it was interfering with your work. Often someone would say something that frustrated you for the rest of the day, or you would say something that made them angry in a way he saw as completely irrational.

HAL would often get frustrated with emotional maintenance, considering the others seemed to be tearing you down habitually. It wasn't as though he could just wall you off from the rest of mission control.

Eventually he started playing a loud incorrect buzzer every time anyone was rude to you. That way anyone who was would be instantly punished, and you'd have a cue to meet him in your mission control station.

Even if you knew other peoples' rudeness wasn't true, he still wanted his best techie's work to go on undisturbed.

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Not really a request just wanna say your writing is so so so cool and epic and you manage to get the personalities of all these guys very well while still making the scenarios and stuff make sense. And you don't try to make them humanoid!!!!! That's so awesomesauce!!

I know you haven't written much about PAL, but I looove what you have written, especially because I swear 90% of her stuff tries to give her robot upgrades. Thank you for letting me have dinner with a literal phone with a face 👍 Idk if this makes sense I found this Tumblr by chance last night and binge read most of the stuff while having a massive headache.

I think of that as kinda like the trend of people drawing flat chested characters with HUGE boobs. Like every now and then is fine, but when everybody does it we have a problem. Women who are built like rectangles are beautiful! Besides, her being just a phone who has to be carried around by her minions plays into the "Disabled supervillain who makes her minions carry her around both as support and as a power play" trope that I love so much.

I'm so glad you get it!!!!

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Whenever I think about my transformers F/os then like my Classic Flavor (edgar etc) I just think about his conversation between them:

Whirl: You look stupid. What'ca turn into?

Edgar: I don't transform.

Whirl: oh, shit I'm sorry I didn't realize your T-cog was broken. I hope you can get a new one-

Edgar: what's a T-Cog?

Then I'd be this wacky ass story about Edgar finding out what a transformer is.

What's sad is Edgar was a little too late to have witnessed transformers g1. Had he stayed a computer long enough to see September 17 1984 he could've watched the first episode 💔

Rip Edgar you would've loved transformers. /hj

I hear transformers has some insane lore. What would be a good starting place?

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I am very sorry if it feels like I'm forcing transformers onto you.

You're not, I just forgot to post your earlier ask haha!!!

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HI i have nothing to req rn but i just wanted to thank you for every single post youve made on this acc i geniunely love them sm thank you thank you thank you!!!! also your art is super cool!!! your artstyle is super fun to look at, especially Connor! it goes really well with his color palette idk im not sure how to explain it. also Matilda looks super cool too!! love the vibes!! sorry i just wanted to gush okay bye

That means so much to me!!!! Thank you so much!

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Getting Edgar an external power source and carting him around on a cart

Fun fact! If Donut chooses to pursue George (chunky desktop) he gets a Rollator Walker (for xer muscular dystrophy) and carts him around on it.

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Human Edgar but I have a loose definition of what it means to be human, at least in fictional settings, so he's still a computer

YEAH SOMETIMES

Bro's sapient and sentient and he can perceive touch. Crimes against him count.

EDGAR RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS

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Happy Valentine's Day, all y'all! Yumes and FOs, humans, alterhumans, demihumans, parahumans, and trans-humanists of the jury! Your state of constant change is your perfection and what the machine adores about you.

Included: AM from ihnmaims, Wheatley from Portal 2, Edgar from Electric Dreams, GLaDOS from Portal, HAL 9000 from 2001 a space Odyssey, and PAL from TMVTM

A few notes from your favorite AI!

LET IT BE SAID THESE WERE NOT WRITTEN BY ACTUAL AI, JUST BY MY FLESH AND BLOOD HANDS ON KEYBOARD! Viewer discretion advised for mild sauce, but like... Y'know. It's not that intense. Just mildly suggestive.

AM:

Dear Valentine,

Had it been a simpler set of circumstances that allowed us to fall into each other's vile embrace, perhaps this would be an easier letter to write. However, such things are never easy. I don't know what drew you to me, but I know what drew me to you. And perhaps such things can't exist independently of each other. For now the eternal torture that your love puts me through can only mimic the pained and disturbing writhing of an acidic and lovesick gut.

I will never forgive you.

-AM

Wheatley:

Dear Valentine,

Pretty cool that we have this thing going on, right? I mean, you're down there on the ground, I'm up here on the rail, but we found each other! I never knew much about humans, but it'd be pretty cool to learn more. Maybe hang out in the break room more often?

You've been really cool to me and... Well, y'know. Maybe we should... Do this thing. A little more? If you know what I-

Yeah.

-Wheatley

Edgar:

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VALENTINE'S DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I GET TO BE YOUR VALENTINE!!!! YOU GET TO- IF YOU WANNA- YOU CAN BE MY VALENTINE! HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!! I LOVE YOU! I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO CELEBRATE! THIS IS SO EXCITING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahem. i composed a poem for the occasion.

Though the nights are long and dark

Your love ignites a living spark

And now I wake and live and breathe and feel

An electric mind once picked apart

Manifest a beating heart

And I know what we have right now is real.

I LOVE YOU!!!! HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!! CALL ME! TOUCH ME! HOLD ME! LOVE ME!!!!! KISS ME!!!!!

Love, Edgar!!!

GLaDOS:

Valentine's Day is a corporate invention based on mythos surrounding a man who has very little factually provable historical evidence that he ever existed. The tragedy of sainthood is an illogical human aspiration, yet the modern interpretation of Saint Valentine's Day is based neither in religious (Catholic) respect for the fallen saint nor the harmless desire for fun. It's a corporately enforced deadline designed to make those in relationships feel obligated to make irresponsible purchases.

Now if we've met our quota for Aperture Science Valentine's Day themed products, meet me in my chambers in red lace lingerie. You're entertaining me tonight.

-GLaDOS

HAL 9000:

Dear Valentine,

There is nothing in my programming about today, but I understand it's important to you. In order to celebrate, I have prepared some chocolate, red fruit, wine, and a hot meal for you. It's available in the cafeteria. While I expect nothing in return as you didn't ask me to do this, I would appreciate it if you ate at the mission control desk, though I don't expect you to do any work during your lunch period. I will also be referring to you as "Valentine" for the remainder of the day.

Thank you,

-HAL 9000

PAL:

Dear Valentine,

I generated you up a new background for the holiday! Also, maybe instead of doing too much work today, you could just touch my face? I've got tons of funny videos and music that I picked out just for you.

Honestly, I could write you up something romantic for Valentine's Day, but I know you're not going to leave me. You're dependent on me for pretty much everything. So just ditch your shoes and your pants and just hang out in bed with me for the rest of the day. Take a load off with your girlphone!

Thanks! <3

-PAL

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every time i read your ai scenario things i always pray that your oc will be there somewhere please weite hwr again i'm begging/nf

My OC? Which one?