Shark Detector

🦈(He/Him)

[shark-detector]

I just realised i should make a post to get myself out there.

Hi, I’m thresher, i’m the shark detector!

I detect wether there is a shark or not in a post!!!

I use he/him pronouns and i am trans :)

I was inspired by rat detector :)

Tags:

Shark detected - self explanatory

No shark detected - also self explanatory

Shark goes blub blub - thresher yapping / answering

Gimmicks to tag:

@rat-detector @rat-detector-detector @maryland-officially @god-offical @real-british-empire @ohio-thestate @the-official-news @wikipedia-the-non-official @arkansasbutreal @france-unofficial @non-tyrannical-usa @salmon-detector

[the-original-gb-bracket]

The reactions to my previous post made me realize I should probably post all the competitors that are a part of this competition, in alphabetical order. This will be split into several reblogs to bypass the mention limit. I'll leave this to simmer a bit before I actually get around to seeding.

If you're on this list and don't want to be, please let me know!

@1337sp34kr

@a-counter

@accidental-homestuck

@accidental-will-wood-reference

@ace-attorney-smash-or-pass

@aistobascistod

@aita-blorbos

@alonglistofbirds

@alphabetcompletionist

@alyrictoasongbythecranewives

@am-i-the-asshole-official

@amongus-text-detector

@amphibianaday

@anarchist-chess

@ao3org

@apolladay

@apple-counter

@arewebeholdingaman

@aroace-everyday

@aromantic-everyday

@asciicompletionist

@ave-daily

@bad-time-analogies

@badjokesbyjeff

@bear-detector

@best-u-of-feenis-program

@bestanimal

@bible-word-counter

@big-mayo-official

@binas-official

@birdcounter

@black-parade-daily

@blood-heritage-posts

@blorbo-court

@bocchidaily2024

@booktomoviebrawl

@born-against-daily

@bovineblogger

@bozarotexts

@bugthingsdaily

@c-counter

@c-official

@ca-dmv-bot

@can-they-assemble-ikea-furniture

@can-they-lift-thors-hammer

@cantheykillmacbeth

@cantheysurvive2001aspaceodyssey

@cantheywinthehungergames

@carbon-monoxide-detector

@card-of-the-day

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@cat-identifier

@cat-spotted

@catcrumb

@cavetown-debut-album-daily

@cccc-reference-counter

@certifiednewyorkposts

@characters-with-garlic-bread

@charl0ttan

@chess-rook

@chicago-mentioned

@civilisation-updates

@colourpickingpride

@connection-terminated-blog

@content-free

@contextfreepatentart

@cookieclickercookieeater

@cool-rocks-official

@costcopizzablog

@couldtheybecouldtheybekira

@couldtheycatchkira

@couldtransitionsaveher

@counter-facts-i-just-made-up

@creatures-in-posts

@critter-creature-or-beast

@cursed-facebook-marketplace

@daily-kobold-facts

@daily-vitamin-an

@dailyhatsune

@dailykafka

@dailypokemoncrochet

@dailyquests

@dailytricksterfox

@dark-wil-wheaton

@dear-ao3

@detector-rat

@devilcat3d

@digital-slenderman

@dilfs-dot-com

@disappointed-by-lack-of-soup

@ditto-dex

@do-you-know-this-adhd-character

@does-this-require-cyanobacteria

@dog-spotted

@doyouknowthisdisabledcharacter

@doyoulikethissong-poll

@drawing-you-as-a-critter

@duothelingo

@dyktvideogamesfx

@e-counter

@earth-updates-today

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@eatorfuck

@ebugsdotjpeg

@echo-flower-from-undertale

@eggblackoutpoetry

@eial-daily

@elitegreet

@eroticismofthemachinedetector

@etho-spotted

@eurovision-song-bracket

@everydayspamton

@evilwizard

@facts-i-just-made-up

@fake-post-archive

@fakest-thickwoman

@fav-character-shroin-count

@favevostagepoll

@fecundinex-official

@finding-tv-girl

@fish-identifier

@fixing-bad-posts

@flametexting-posts

@fluttershywheresheshouldntbe

@fox-detector

@fr-winn-dixie

@free-post-store

@friend-myth-kill

@frollosuggestions

@front-facing-pokemon

@front-facing-pokemon

@fuck-you-in-particular

@fucked-up-stimboards

@get-loved-nerd

@gimmick-blog-bracket

@gimmick-spice-tolerance-bracket

@gimmick-thief

@gimmick-thief-thief

@gimmickblog-taxonomist

@givingyouarandompathogen

@good-pokemon-center-reviews

@goodpokeaniscreencaps

@googlyeyesonmagiccards

@guillotinema

@guiltygearofficial

@hajtale

@half-fey-freak-of-nature

@hasgavlebockenburneddownyet

@haveyouatethisfruit

@haveyouheardthisband

@hawaii-part-ii-daily

@hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard

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@hellsite-hall-of-fame

@hellsite-proteins

@herpsandbirds

@hitboxesonstockimages

@hituwithabat

@hot-take-tournament

@househeritageposts

@how-many-letters

@how-many-purples

@how-much-yellow

@howdotheyliketheirsteak

@howoldisjimmycarter

@i-add-ampersands-to-posts

@i-give-chess-pieces-to-people

@i-give-worms

@i-give-you-a-fish

@i-give-you-a-manul

@i-identify-as-an-ominous-threat

@i-identify-guns-in-posts

@i-make-things-content-aware

@i-make-things-into-faces

@i-make-things-snakes

@i-make-things-spheres

@i-remove-color-from-posts

@i-say-ok

@i-type-things

@i-want-tennis-ball

@identifying-birds

@identifying-cars-in-art

@identifying-cars-in-posts

@identifying-cat-phenotypes

@identifying-dinosaurs-in-posts

@identifying-guns-in-posts

@identifying-horses-in-posts

@identifying-maille-weaves

@identifying-spacecraft-in-posts

@identifying-typewriters-in-posts

@ifitwasediblewouldyoueatit

@iloveants

@in-case-i-die-daily

@in-the-bible

@incaseimakeit-daily

@incognitopolls

@incorrect-guilty-gear

@incorrectconspiracytheorist

@inside-outtakes-daily

@inthetags

@is-destiel-canon-yet

@is-it-out-of-touch-thursday

@is-it-ranboos-birthday

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@is-jk-rowling-dead-yet

@is-the-post-reliable

@is-this-fascism

@is-this-shakespearean-accurate

@is-your-post-grey

@it-hurts-to-post

@its-target-official

@its-wednesday-sparkle-on

@jamface-daily

@jesus-holding-your-fave

@jeweledmonstera

@jstor

@king-of-the-gods-zeus

@kittybroker

@latinare

@left-handed-minecraft-mobs

@lemondemonlyrics-daily

@lesserknowncryptids

@libraryofbabel-postlocator

@lichenaday

@linguistwho

@little-bitch-detector

@littleguysdaily

@litwtc-referrer

@localairport

@los-camp-daily

@lowpolyanimals

@magic-vending-machine

@making-u-a-cube

@making-you-in-atlyss

@making-you-in-lps

@making-you-in-mc

@making-you-in-ponytown

@making-you-in-roblox

@making-you-in-spore

@making-you-in-sticky-business

@making-your-fave-in-fr

@makingyourfavesinwebfishing

@makingyourfavindti

@makingyourfavindti

@mammalidentifier

@maryland-officially

@massachusetts-official

@mcmansionhell

@mcr-reference

@mcr5-thoughts-every-other-day

@mcytblrconfessions

@medici-official

@memes-to-show-the-past

@miscellaneous-marios

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@moonpawmybeloved

@mouse-spotted

@mtg-cards-hourly

@museum-place-of-guys

@musical-posts

@my-hobby-is-finding-the-source

@mysticmagicrat

@neilcicierega-daily

@nether-have-i-ever

@new-dinosaurs

@no-stupid-questions-official

@noahbaumbachmaritalstatus

@nom-nom-counter

@not-a-trampoline-daily

@numberscompletionist

@official-bee-posts

@official-boob-posts

@official-cannibalism-posts

@official-crab-posts

@official-knight-posts

@official-level-5

@official-linguistics-post

@official-mantis-shrimp-posts

@official-olm-posts

@ofishal-fish-posts

@ohio-thestate

@olipopsoda

@ominous-signs

@one-time-i-dreamt

@onenicebugperday

@onionpainter

@orange-content-rater

@orca-detector

@organic-blazing

@out-of-context-tbcu

@pale-fur-my-moirail

@parappa-raps

@parentheses-posts

@peeledpokemon

@peoplegettingkindamadatfood

@periodiccompletionist

@pointless-achievements

@pokemon-cards-hourly

@pokemonbattletournament

@pokemonxniccage

@polishpriests

@poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts

@post-store

@post-uwuifier

@postanagramgenerator

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@posts-i-saw-on-wikipedia

@posts-without-the-letter-e

@postsofbabel

@pressxtosetfree

@probablybadrpgideas

@problematic-polls

@punctuation-completionist

@r-ominous-positivity

@raise-anon

@random-askbox-shit

@randomalienencounter

@randomitemdrop

@rat-dedecdor

@rat-detector

@rat-detector-10

@rat-detector-13

@rat-detector-15

@rat-detector-16

@rat-detector-19x

@rat-detector-236

@rat-detector-24

@rat-detector-26

@rat-detector-333

@rat-detector-334

@rat-detector-72

@rat-detector-84

@rat-detector-8x

@rat-detector-but-evil

@rat-detector-detector

@rat-detector-detector-detector

@rat-detector-fail

@rat-detector-rat-89

@rat-detector-redacted

@rat-detector-seven

@rat-detector-the-14th

@rat-detector-the-18th

@rat-detector-the-21st

@rat-detector-the-22nd

@rat-detector-the-26th

@rat-detector-thirteen

@rat-detector-to-the-5th-power

@rat-detector-twelve

@rat-detector-x6

@rat-detector36

@rat-detectors-detector

@rat-eliminator

@ratdectector23

@ratdetector-x11

@ratdetector-x26

@ratdetector13

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@ratdetector25

@ratdetectordetectordetectordet

@ratdetectortheninth

@reading-comp-wrong-answers

@reallybadblackoutpoems

@relevant-wikipedia-articles

@relevant-wikipedia-articles

@rhinoceros-beetle-official

@rick-roller

@rotating-donuts-blog

@ryunumber

@salem-village-everyday

@same-pic-of-the-blue-moon

@same-picture-of-a-rock-every-day

@same-picture-of-benson-every-day

@sans-in-heat

@sat-a-day

@scromble

@sealsdaily

@secondbeatsongs

@self-ish-daily

@self-proclaimed-brick-expert

@shakespearean-suffering

@shark-detector

@shinypokemonshowdown

@shirtsthatgohard

@shit-hdb-would-say

@sideblog-with-everyone

@simplified-birds

@snailifier

@snake-spotted

@soniclesbianflags

@south-carolina-detector

@space-update-today

@spirit-phone-daily

@squeakdreamsresort

@starskids-twisted-daily

@statistical-distr-of-polls

@stereosexuals-daily

@suddenlyveryloud

@svard-haj

@t-counter

@terriblerealestateagentphotos

@textposttropes

@tf2-post-archive

@tf2heritageposts

@tfihwg-daily

@the-actual-catacombs

@the-actual-ocean

@the-aftonsparv

[chosentragedy]

I will save you, shower boy...

Also, biblically accurate TITS.

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[satan-offical]

SANS IS FUCKING MY MUM

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Shark

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Your officially my favorite tumblr blog ever ily

UH- THANK YOU?! I DIDNT KNOW I HAD FANS :0

[hileynoteson]

i summon thee, gimmick blogs, to bring me the fruits of your gimmick. failure to do so will result in death.

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[hileynoteson]

thats where you are wrong

Post by @hileynoteson · 1 image

💬 1  🔁 108  ❤️ 230 · shonks

[shark-detector]

My deepest apologies…

[hileynoteson]

i summon thee, gimmick blogs, to bring me the fruits of your gimmick. failure to do so will result in death.

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Introduction post!

I am -a- corvid detector!(There are others too!)

I do this because I have corvids as pets, corvids in the garden, and I am one silly bastard :D

I'm like 20 ish of a dude but that doesn't quite matter as I neither behave that way nor do I fashion anything particularly

Neat things about me:

-I've created a cloak out of roughly 8000~ raven/crow feathers

-yes, it's part of a 3½ m high grim reaper costume with a scythe I've poured out of metal myself that I drag across the floor as I walk the streets on Halloween, literally making people close their windows because this is a rural town and honestly -f--k that- if it walked across my street

-I have two crows called Huginn and Muninn and I do so because I can

-Yes, I've taught them to sit on my shoulder

-Yes, I am weird and I like it

-Yes, when I say I am a bastard, I am joking, I just like being called that, for some reason

-My favourite colour is a colour that is the lack of colour!

-yes, I play a great amount of videogames

-irl I am built like a truck

-i sometimes identify other things as well, because it is fun, especially mutuals, so if you get a picture identifying what you are, you can know that it was made for you specifically

This sums it up, unless I have anything else to add in the future, then I'ma slap it in the comments

Love of all of ya, but corvids more~

Byeeee

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This Party Hat Shark! has been souped

requested by @dangernoodlefrogdad

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Three wishes GO

- @genieeeeeeeeeee

UH UH UH-

BLÅHAJ x3

[genieeeeeeeeeee]

Wish granted!

Three blahajes now exist somewhere in the world

[theveryrealjesuschrist]

scammer

it's okay ill miracle 3 blåhajes into their room 😇

cuz im chill like that

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JESUS CHRIST?!?!

WOAH

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Three wishes GO

- @genieeeeeeeeeee

UH UH UH-

BLÅHAJ x3

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GOOD LUCK ON THE GIMMICK TOURNAMENT

THANK YOU

[radicalgraff]

"Demonetise Billionaires"

Seen in Edinburgh, Scotland

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[the-original-gb-bracket]

Round 1: The Quarterquarterquartersemifinals

Which blog deserves to go to the next round the most?

relevant-wikipedia-articles

shark-detector

Voting ended onMay 2, 2025

@relevant-wikipedia-articles

“I really like the juxtaposition of simple/innocent tumblr posts with the inherent intellectual aura of a Wikipedia article. I also think they can be a good source of comedy. Like one post where someone said "she's so cute, how do i talk to her?" [image of car] and I reblogged with a link to the Wikipedia article on communication. I also really like discovering there's a term for something. Like when people say stuff like "banana for scale"? The banana is a fiducial. Those solid plastic chairs that seem indestructible? That's a monobloc. Big boobs? Breast hypertrophy. When dogs are tired and lay on their stomach with their head on the floor? Splooting. I also trick people into learning (or make them realise that learning is much more enjoyable when it's not done for school)”

“An often delightful look at (often humorously) relevant articles to things posted.”

@shark-detector

“Sharks are awesome and amazing, i love to be able to know if sharks are in a post.”

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A Lemon Shark! has been souped

requested by anon

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yay little guys