Shark Smuggler Zone B)

i dont actullly smuggler sharks i prom ise | he/him | warlocks say im the first & only person ever with complete propaganda immunity

[dem0nunderthebed]

thx 4 being such a good beta so far ♡ esloppy makeout?

Yes alpha 🥺

[shark-smuggler]

should this be my new pinned post

[dem0nunderthebed]

Please god no

[shark-smuggler]

CURRENT MUTUAL LEADERBOARD

1st fav: @defectiveender ²

4th fav: @perfectpinkprincess ¹, @zombieslab @darling-dolorosa ⁸

5th fav: @perfectpinkprincess ¹⁰

6th fav: @empiremischevious ¹²

7th fav: @faustianfosks / @windyshade ¹⁴

10th fav: @shark-smuggler ³

14th fav: @swords-n-style will get this if i get my yuri

22nd fav: @memietroubadour @troubadour27 ⁷

34th fav: @maydaymaxwell ¹¹, @dem0nunderthebed ⁶⁸

40th fav: @squidseayuri¹³, my irl twin¹³

46th fav: @sp00ky-gh0stt 👻¹⁵

52nd fav: @pen-the-second <> ¹⁷

57th fav: @plankton-eggchan

67th fav: @lemonzcandies

76th fav: @gaystuck-santaclaus ²⁵

87th fav: @eepy-anon

202nd fav: @denistheme ⁶⁷

208th fav: @realspectrumv2 ⁶⁷ ⁶⁹

306th fav: random anonnie ⁶¹²

424th fav: @evwho ¹⁴¹

if you want a rank/want a different one ask very nicely for what number you want

WHAT IS THIS?

[graveyardrabbit]

I really love those posts of people showing their stuffed animals various things and locations, gonna start doing that

[graveyardrabbit]

showing my giant ground sloth the Feather River and the Feather River Fish Hatchery fish ladder

[graveyardrabbit]

showing my cat the location of the last stagecoach hold-up in San Mateo County

[graveyardrabbit]

showing my sockeye salmon The Gates Of Hell

[graveyardrabbit]

showing my humpback whale Methuselah the coast redwood

[graveyardrabbit]

showing my banana slug the grave of Emperor Norton

[dogpuppy]

You know what yeah I do want notifications. I wanna know when they come back

[hbmmaster]

did you know? some primates have been observed to exhibit "blogging" behavior

[hbmmaster]

who tagged this with "unreality". this is just a fact. a primate wrote this post

[fuzzy-oooze]

There's this really obscure forgotten DC hero named the Heckler, who's basically buggs bunny as a superhero, not having any powers or physically strong, but just really good at pissing people off until they accidentally deal with themselves.

Now they're interesting, but the REAL star of the show is one of his villains, John Doe the Generic Man, who's this guy in a stark white suit with flat pink unshaded, untextured skin with no features or anything who talks like chatGPT and has black text over his face that explains what he's feeling at the moment. That guy is fucking fascinating.

[queer-as-city-folk]

Scooby Characters genders

Fred

Cis Man

transmasc

transfem

nonbinary

cis woman

Remaining time: 12 hours 3 minutes

[queer-as-city-folk]

Dalpne

cis woman

transmasc

transfem

nonbinary

cis man

Remaining time: 12 hours 3 minutes

[queer-as-city-folk]

Velma

cis woman

transmasc

transfem

nonbinary

cis man

Remaining time: 12 hours 4 minutes

[queer-as-city-folk]

Shaggy

nonbinary

nonbinary

nonbinary

nonbinary

nonbinary

Remaining time: 12 hours 4 minutes

[the-great-void]

Scooby-Doo

dog

dog

dog

dog

dog

Remaining time: 12 hours 17 minutes

[mangocurist]

i didnt even know i had this @ccolonthree

[venatoragentcirce]

About to see the TADC finale and I haven't been spoiled so my prediction is that at the very end they'll go back to the real world and Pomni will be like "Hey Jax...how about one more adventure...for old time's sake?" And then she takes Jax to Planned Parenthood for HRT.

[venatoragentcirce]

Pomni: Jax, I...I have something to tell you. I...well, I really like you. Do you want to go out sometime?

Jax: Pomni we can't...we're both girls...

Pomni: what

Jax: what

Kinger: My wife where is my wife

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[thethirdromana]

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

[queer-crows-nightmare]

[littleacorn777]

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? I could really use a wish right now wish right now

Based on this amazing screenshot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHyPMLXyxYA

[alexxuun]

What happens when Grace doesn’t sleep for 48 hours.

Based on this panel from Dungeon Meshi:

[mysteriousmaninatrenchcoat]

[natalieironside]

My boyfriend was showing me his cat and I leaned over to kiss the cat on his soft little baby head and he went "meow" and scrambled away because I'd been wearing my headphones and I accidentally jabbed him with the microphone.

And I said "Damn, this is exactly like in the Iliad"

[rebels-cairn]

#explanation: this references the scene where Hektor the prince of troy goes to his wife after a battle and leans in to kiss his son #(who is still a baby and being held in andromache's arms) #but his son cringes away in fear of his father's battle helmet #it's a gut wrenching scene about how war dehumanizes you and separates you from the people you love #this interpretation implies that being a gamer is analogous

[wajb]

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

[elegybeatty]

🎰👶👍

BABY LOVE GAMBLING LET BABY GAMBLE

[elegybeatty]

#LETBABYGAMBLE

[elegybeatty]

GAMBLING BABY EMOJI PROPOSAL