soup anon

@jeff-the-landshark's arch nemesis

[shark-soup-anon]

Found this on @jeff-the-landshark's Wikipedia page...

Very interesting, I knew he was hiding something dark and sinister about himself.

What do you have to say for yourself, Jeff? (Assuming you can even read this post)

[jeff-the-landshark]

mrrrr. mrrr.

[Jeff says that it too much writing for him. Please condense.]

[jeff-the-landshark]

MRRRRR!!!! MRRRRRR 🙄

[Jeff says that this post is a SET UP!!! he has just been informed what he replied to and asserts that he CAN READ and has already proven this on Deadpool's podcast!!!! 🙄]

[shark-soup-anon]

But no one on Deadpool's podcast could prove your literacy!!!

Besides...you have a translator on this app for a reason, do you not?

Could it be because this whole time you have been masquerading as a LITERATE INDIVIDUAL???

[shark-soup-anon]

Found this on @jeff-the-landshark's Wikipedia page...

Very interesting, I knew he was hiding something dark and sinister about himself.

What do you have to say for yourself, Jeff? (Assuming you can even read this post)

[gulano]

I would eat a landshark honestly

Longshots (2025) #1

[shark-soup-anon]

This man is living my dream of consuming land shark...

@jeff-the-landshark

[daily-bugle-ny]

WHAT IS THIS THING??????

What is this MENACE? Why is he here among PEOPLE? What does he WANT???

His greed is SICKENING! We should not allow this degeneracy in the city of New York.

Clearly, he is attempting to pose as a human. For what purpose? DESTRUCTION????

Clearly, he is evil and dangerous. I just KNOW that Spider-Man is behind this. BACK TO THE OCEAN!

-JJJ

[shark-soup-anon]

FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE WHO UNDERSTANDS WHAT I'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS WHOLE TIME

@jeff-the-landshark is a right menace to society! He thinks he can get away by charming everyone with his rotund body and expressionless face, when is in fact a THIEF

a CHICKEN

and a SPIDER MAN POSER!!!

[shark-soup-anon]

Hey soup. Whatcha doing?

-🏀

Unsuccessfully trying to consume @jeff-the-landshark 😔 He has too many followers to protect him now, the Soup Army needs to be bigger

[shark-soup-anon]

It's my 2 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

What a celebration! It's all thanks to @jeff-the-landshark that I even exist in the first place!!

[shark-soup-anon]

Today on the Soup Crime Report:

@jeff-the-landshark wanted for vandalism and attempted murder on Dr. Bruce Banner.

Our sources state Dr. Banner was enjoying a solo breakfast when a 32-inch flatscreen television came hurling through the kitchen window, sending shattered glass all over his table and meal. The television screen had a video game controller embedded in the center and Jeffrey T. Landshark was spotted grunting and fuming in the yard outside.

Jeffrey fled the scene before he could be taken into custody. If you see him, do not approach or he might throw a television screen at you.

This has been the Soup Crime Report.

[jeff-the-landshark]

Jeff hold this

It's the same size as Godzilla

mrrrr

[Jeff says he is not sure why he has to hold it but okay]

[memphasis10]

To scare @shark-soup-anon with the big strainer.

(don't ask me why I got it)

[shark-soup-anon]

I think the strainer makes a lovely hat!

[jeff-the-landshark]

mrrrrr?

[shark-soup-anon]

Just like that! You gotta protect that prized shark fin for my soup, of course!

[jeff-the-landshark]

Jeff hold this

It's the same size as Godzilla

mrrrr

[Jeff says he is not sure why he has to hold it but okay]

[memphasis10]

To scare @shark-soup-anon with the big strainer.

(don't ask me why I got it)

[shark-soup-anon]

I think the strainer makes a lovely hat!

[jeff-the-landshark]

Hey Jeff about your grandfather did soup anon ate him? (I'm sorry to ask that question but we

WILL

Teach that soup a lesson!)

mrrrrr (mrrrr) mrrrr 😔

[Jeff says he never really knew his grandfather (because he was made in a lab) but he has heard stories of what @shark-soup-anon has done 😔]

[shark-soup-anon]

[jeff-the-landshark]

Here Jeff, a BAZOOKA-SHAPED PRESENT to use on you-know-who!!

[shark-soup-anon]

Is @jeff-the-landshark a shoot first, ask questions later kind of guy? 🤨

Tsk tsk

[jeff-the-landshark]

"please don't put jeff in your 'to make soup list' @shark-soup-anon" we say in unison

mrrrrr!!

[Jeff approves of this ask!!]

[shark-soup-anon]

I do not approve of this ask!

[jeff-the-landshark]

Hi Jeff! I heard there's a two-for-one deal on soup anons. How do you like your meat? Raw, seared, well done?

mrrrrr! mrrrr!!

[Jeff says the meat in @shark-soup-anon is Jeff meat!!! so he does not want it to exist at all!!!]

[shark-soup-anon]

Mmmm Jeff meat 😍

[jeff-the-landshark]

Hootie Hoo is a day to scare away winter! You dress up in spring clothes and make loud noises, waving things in the air while yelling Hootie Hoo. I wonder if it would scare away certain anons...

mrrrrrr 🥘😠

[Jeff says he is coming to scare you away @shark-soup-anon 😠]

[shark-soup-anon]

Chicken would be an excellent addition to my land shark soup! Thank you for the suggestion anon!

[shark-soup-anon]

@jeff-the-landshark looking extra cute in my shopping cart before I take him home to make my world-famous land shark soup!

[jeff-the-landshark]

knew you look like someone.

mrrrr.

[Jeff thinks he is cuter.]

[shark-soup-anon]

[dirtyvulture]

New reaction image for you my friend

This boi has seen things 😭

@jeff-the-landshark

[jeff-the-landshark]

[shark-soup-anon]

Someone said my name?