JVL
Love Begins
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Today's Document
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Mike Driver
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Not today Justin
if i look back, i am lost
trying on a metaphor
Kaledo Art
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@memphasis10
Jeff hold this
It's the same size as Godzilla
mrrrr
[Jeff says he is not sure why he has to hold it but okay]
To scare @shark-soup-anon with the big strainer.
(don't ask me why I got it)
I think the strainer makes a lovely hat!
mrrrrr?
Just like that! You gotta protect that prized shark fin for my soup, of course!
*chilling in the background* mrrr 🙂 (this is fine 🙂)
Jeff hold this
It's the same size as Godzilla
mrrrr
[Jeff says he is not sure why he has to hold it but okay]
To scare @shark-soup-anon with the big strainer.
(don't ask me why I got it)
what is the average lifespan for land sharks? thinking of getting one of my own <3
mrrrr (mrrr). mrrrrr
[Jeff says he plans to live at least 500 years (to outdo the Greenland shark). He also says that land sharks should not be owned]
I think he meant by taking care of land shark...
Sorry to hear about your soup anon problems. Should I bring out the dumpster to throw them all away?
mrrrr 🗑️
[Jeff thinks we need something bigger]
Like this?
But way bigger?
Hey Jeff, have you seen my pizza? Someone took my pizza away.
...mrrr. mrrrr! mrr?
[Jeff has no comment. Actually, he says he has not seen anything ever and he was asleep! maybe it was soup anon?]
Someone check his breath. Also look for any shreds of cardboard pizza box stuck between his teeth.
Okay 👌
Jeff! How do you feel about the new Jeff series that was also announced?
mrrrrr!!! mrrrrr 😔
[Jeff is very excited!!! He hopes the new artist still keeps him cute 😔]
THERE'S A NEW JEFF SERIES!?
I'm in!
Let's ignore shark-soup-anon forever!
mrrrrr. mrrr.
[Jeff says no. He will not be satisfied until he gets his revenge.]
How about throwing that @shark-soup-anon away?
I have a question, what if everyone got turned into landsharks like you? What would be your reaction? (It's because that question was in my head for a loooong time and I had to do it)
mrrrr^. mrrrr, mrrr
[Jeff says that image above would be his reaction. He would enjoy it, but he worries there would not be enough food for 8 billion land sharks to share]
Um...
Hey Jeff you know that @shark-soup-anon is STILL trying to make a land shark soup plus he gonna use me as a side for a soup...
Please help me
I'll give you a treat
mrrrrrr 'mrr'. mrrrr 😡
[Jeff says this is a message for @shark-soup-anon. Jeff will defend his friends so watch out 😡 He's going to come and knock you out of your bowl 😡]
Mrrr!
(Go get him @jeff-the-landshark!)
I'm sending this to @fluffylandshark for being very cute like @jeff-the-landshark [they are very cute tbh]
Mrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I mean thank you ^w^
You're welcome @fluffylandshark (not gonna lie you do actually look very cute and fluffy and do you accept pets? I'm curious if you do like being petted)
Me:
Jeff, if you could only eat one type of food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
mrrrr 😓 mrrrr?
[Jeff says that is an impossible question to answer 😓 who would ever be mean enough to stop Jeff eating all the food he loves?]
Easy question anon: it'd be shark soup!
Eh no Taco is a good one because you can pick any food you want but yeah there's so many good food besides that shark soup
I'm sending this to @fluffylandshark for being very cute like @jeff-the-landshark [they are very cute tbh]
Hey Jeff, merry late Christmas to you oh and btw I making sure that @shark-soup-anon would never turn you into a soup because you are very cute that I just wanna hug you anyway I'll go check if that soup guy is coming also mrrr mrrr mrrr 😍 [this is my first time doing land shark language and it's beautiful 😍]
mrrrrr! mrrrr 😔 mrrrr 🩵
[Jeff apologies for his absence but merry late christmas to you too!! he also says that soup anon is unfortunately unstoppable and has been his mortal enemy throughout time 😔 he also said your land shark is very good for a first timer though! 🩵]
Mrrrr mrrrr ❤️
[thank you for being a best land shark ❤️]
Most wise Jeffrey the Land Shark, what is your message today?
Mrrr 👌 [okay👌]
I will protect @jeff-the-landshark from you turning him into S O U P because you'll have to go though ME!
NOTHING and NO ONE will get in between me and a bowl of @jeff-the-landshark soup!
I'm sure a side of @memphasis10 will go great alongside my shark soup.
I have a big shield to protect King @jeff-the-landshark from you @shark-soup-anon so you can't make @jeff-the-landshark soup because its gross and not recommended to everyone
would u like to form a jeff soup alliance with me? 🤭
Of course! Anyone who wants to join me in my quest for Jeff soup is an automatic friend of mine.
How dare you @esouliie!?
