linguine

jake - 21 - he/him

[batekush]

amelia earhart isn’t dead shes on that island smoking fat blunts with the coconut crabs

[batekush]

these tags are so fucking funny like imagine someone sending out psychic vibes to amelia earhart

[100percentpurelove]

images from Black Cowboys by Andrea Robbins & Max Becher

[valtsv]

love is stored in the museum gift shop

[idrils]

kickstarter to replace my uterus with something useful like a boombox or a fog machine

[kiwipeel]

why they gotta play abba in grocery stores………………. what kind of cruel torment is that…………. you can’t just put me, a gay, in a public area where literally every single human has to visit … and play voulez-vous.. what am i meant to do?? NOT go berserk?? NOT give in to the most primal desires to dance and sing etched into my gay ass bones?? YOU EXPECT ME to sit here and browse tinned peaches with fucking ABBA playing through shitty tinny ass public speakers?? 

[nightskywithexitwound]

yes??? next question

[chrishemsworht]

favourite outfits -  young donna sheridan  

[cat-prince]

12 words… say it and I’m yours

[cat-prince]

[afeelgoodblog]

Blessed Minecraft

[gretagerwisg]

My saviour who came to ruin my life.

The Handmaiden (2016) dir. Park Chan-wook

[dumbbadgerdeactivated-deactivat]

me: *bored for 0.5 seconds*

me:

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

Ancient Greek guy: *dreams*

Ancient Greek guy: oh SHITTTT I’m an oracle?? I’m a fucking oracle?? Oh shitttttt I’m an oracle

[turing-tested]

do NOT offer me a big spoon if you see me with a small one. i know what im fuckin doing

[scatterbrainedadventurelog]

can i offer a smaller spoon?

[turing-tested]

absolutely! finally, someone with some sense around here

[rodrickheffeley]

[thecarolinitiative]

Tessa sjjsjwje ssnhzj

[thecarolinitiative]

Ma'am-

[popularbussy-deactivated2020061]

Wow need to have more sex I tell you that

[bonersniper]

Sounds like the bussy wasn’t as popular as the name implied

[popularbussy-deactivated2020061]

[amesantiagos]

the four horsemen of the apocalypse  original post | requested by @colorfulblades​