I love a bitchy dom

[wosojonesy]

😭😭😭

(via Jordan Silkowitz's Instagram story)

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Embarrassing fact about me is that it took me so so long to be able to tell Ross Bryant and Grant O'Brien apart. I'm sorry guys you're both tall white dudes with similar-sounding names and very very similar voices. I would just wait for the first sex joke or Shakespeare reference.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I feel better now because everyone in the notes is like "yeah same".

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Every day I receive further vindication

[butchfagminotaur]

the sims will never not be one of the funniest games on the planet

[itseasytoremember]

would you rather be able to

understand (read, write and speak fluently) any human language (dead or alive)

teleport (guaranteed safely) anywhere on earth

Voting ended onMay 9

[sophsun1]

The Simpsons – 5.08: Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood

[snromeo]

never forget that lottienat had a whole plot line in season 2 where they co-parented a teenager that looked like the two of them combined

[anxietyproblem]

[hyperfixationsstation]

christen giving tobin her hall of fame jacket

[equal-pay]

❤️❤️❤️❤️

[thedinosaurprince]

[thekidsfromyestergay]

Tumblr 2015: omsqueeeeee *ovaries exploding*

Tumblr 2025: OUGHHH MY PENITS EXPLODED

[ashbelero]

On account of the gender transition

[ivy-michaels]

On account of the gender transition

[crazyintheeast]

[pagets]

That's supposed to make feel better, I'm a shape? Yeah, and darlin' you got a great shape.

[pagets]

PERSON OF INTEREST — 3.06 “Mors Praematura”

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

Pick a human trait you can receive

Can see without corrective lenses

Can hear without hearing aid & actually understand conversation even

Can walk for like 4-8 hours without having to spend the next day lying down

Can enter a social situation without feeling like you're being hunted by dogs

Socks cease to feel evil / Shoes don't hurt

The Itching Finally Stops

Can eat all human foods without dietary repercussions

No longer allergic to it

Can sleep, for 8 uninterrupted hours, and feel refreshed, on command

Ability to focus on task, until task is complete, at the time of your choosing

Voting ended onApr 7

[liv0]

Obsessed with making these

[c1nnast1x]

d20: on a bus headcanons 🚌

lint lintin: we all know lint from his roles as a child star, specifically as jackie o, but did you know he also played a young oj simpson in a limited run BBC series? rest in peace lint, your stardom will never be forgotten 🌠

maria (blue m&m): she has a lesbian awakening and falls in love with the plane on the flight back from lisbon

hat: he's just a hat, what do you guys want me to say? weirdos...

army man: after his wife and kids didn't make it, and maria leaves him for plane, army man gets a job working at a gun range... because it's all he knows! he and hat share a bachelor pad.

[bo-kryzze]

YELLOWJACKETS 1.09 "Doomcoming"