I love a bitchy dom

[butchfagminotaur]

the sims will never not be one of the funniest games on the planet

[lottienatqueensofhell]

How delusional am I allowed to be?

[itseasytoremember]

would you rather be able to

understand (read, write and speak fluently) any human language (dead or alive)

teleport (guaranteed safely) anywhere on earth

Voting ended onMay 9

[sophsun1]

The Simpsons – 5.08: Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood

[snromeo]

never forget that lottienat had a whole plot line in season 2 where they co-parented a teenager that looked like the two of them combined

[anxietyproblem]

[hyperfixationsstation]

christen giving tobin her hall of fame jacket

[equal-pay]

❤️❤️❤️❤️

[thedinosaurprince]

[thekidsfromyestergay]

Tumblr 2015: omsqueeeeee *ovaries exploding*

Tumblr 2025: OUGHHH MY PENITS EXPLODED

[ashbelero]

On account of the gender transition

[transhuman-priestess]

On account of the gender transition

[crazyintheeast]

[pagets]

That's supposed to make feel better, I'm a shape? Yeah, and darlin' you got a great shape.

[pagets]

PERSON OF INTEREST — 3.06 “Mors Praematura”

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

Pick a human trait you can receive

Can see without corrective lenses

Can hear without hearing aid & actually understand conversation even

Can walk for like 4-8 hours without having to spend the next day lying down

Can enter a social situation without feeling like you're being hunted by dogs

Socks cease to feel evil / Shoes don't hurt

The Itching Finally Stops

Can eat all human foods without dietary repercussions

No longer allergic to it

Can sleep, for 8 uninterrupted hours, and feel refreshed, on command

Ability to focus on task, until task is complete, at the time of your choosing

Voting ended onApr 7

[liv0]

Obsessed with making these

[c1nnast1x]

d20: on a bus headcanons 🚌

lint lintin: we all know lint from his roles as a child star, specifically as jackie o, but did you know he also played a young oj simpson in a limited run BBC series? rest in peace lint, your stardom will never be forgotten 🌠

maria (blue m&m): she has a lesbian awakening and falls in love with the plane on the flight back from lisbon

hat: he's just a hat, what do you guys want me to say? weirdos...

army man: after his wife and kids didn't make it, and maria leaves him for plane, army man gets a job working at a gun range... because it's all he knows! he and hat share a bachelor pad.

[bo-kryzze]

YELLOWJACKETS 1.09 "Doomcoming"

[battlecouplesoulmates]

Fate

Bumbleby Anniversary 2026 Day 4

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