How's goin?

Theo | 20 | ???

[ajani]

Broke: Disney should make 2D movies again

Woke: Disney should be dissolved and their assets and resources redistributed, partly opening up more room for other artists or groups thereof to have a chance against a near monopolistic studio

[elfwreck]

Bespoke: Disney should release all works before 1964 into the public domain, based on the laws under which they were published, so that today’s communities could build on their works the same way they built an empire on folklore and popular works that were in the public domain.

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

me: if it’s meant to be, it’ll happen also me: *quadruple texts you within 3 hours*

[party-slug]

so many words, here

[omghotmemes]

Ths bishop’s twitter post

[enaroholmes]

I experienced a few embarrassing seconds of confusion because in my language (French) the bishop is called the fool

[jellyfish-neo]

[aifsaath]

Sooo

English: BISHOP

French: FOOL

Czech: SNIPER

[random-meme-bot]

Spanish: heal (cura)

[c3rvida3]

I fully understand that it's considered rude to sanitize your hands after shaking hands with a group of people, and I just want everyone to know: I'm not doing it because I think you're disgusting and I want to get your internet stank off of me; I'm doing it because I know the statistics about cis men washing their hands.

[c3rvida3]

I'm a strong, capable adult. If I wanted to touch fifty dicks in a single afternoon, I'd do it myself. I don't need your hand outs.

[labelleizzy]

holy shit does this one land differently in the 2020 coronavirus pandemic hellscape

[khakikyrie]

The ancient screen of betrayal.

[mossyshadows]

got to stop thinking that i'm rotting stagnating etc.. i'm marinating. i'm slow cooking . i'm proofing dough

[astraldemise]

does anyone know whats up with this mallard i saw ? it has the male feather pattern but the female coloration and was twice the size of the other ducks

[skyhook-parchment]

I love this site 😌

[aflo]

why are you, as a man, showing up early for work?

[grimeclown]

“Rise and grind?” What are you grinding on? Cock?

[aflo]

early bird gets the "worm?"

[grimeclown]

Maybe a little too eager to please your manager… hoping for something more?

[aflo]

ohh... you're a hustler, eh?

[0v9]

what do you even need all that money for? to take men on dates?

[volcanodumpbox]

“just thought i’d come in early” come in what? another man?

[frogcoded]

I hate how every social media saw tiktok being successful and is now desperately trying to get a slice of that success by adding a short videos infinite scroll function like YouTube has the “shorts” section now Instagram added reels months ago and even Pinterest now automatically takes you to a “watch” section with short videos and you have to manually switch back to the normal version every time you open the app. What if we made social medias to be different from one another instead of constantly adding new features that have nothing to do with the core concept of the website but are only there to frenetically chase the high of whatever’s popular at the moment. What if we did that.

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

*struts about flaunting my infant*

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

[itinerantwraith]

Free him

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

babey has been liberated

[whoknowsaymore]

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

babey has been simplified

[network-switch]

now make him low-poly so he can be further simplified

[nylazor]

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

BABEY YOUR POLY IT IT'S SO LOW

[giraffeseatingcake]

Transform

[dunmertitty]

[radishnt]

gaslight, preheat, grillboss

[kingofthehilltoday]

[swarnpert]

if you stand outside of a vape shop and smoke a regular cigarette the owner walks outside and assassinates you

[casanova-lives]

Is this real? Will that actually happen?

[gamarai-archive-deactivated2020]

yes it happened to me once

[chromatocloo]

Pieces of Viking pottery with traces of cat and dog paws, seen at the Musée de Normandie in Caen Castle

“So back in the day pets already ruined their owner’s artwork.” - My sis who took the photo

[tharook]

“ruined”? made better

[gabbypie64]

It’s very humanizing to imagine some poor potter in the past screaming “nnnnooooooo bad kitty” somewhere in Scandinavia

[wbicepuppy]

If it was ruined, the artisan wouldn’t have baked it.

[pumpkin-bread]

That’s… that’s a delightful point you just made.

This person chose to bake and keep their cat’s artistic contribution.

[roach-works]

i was in spain once and there was a building with a tile that had been laid down in roman times: it had a dog’s paw print. and the thing was that after the dog did that print, the wet tile was dried, and then fired, and then shipped, and then laid, and for two thousand years every person who encountered that tile thought ‘aw! paw print!’ and kept it. this vast agreement by thousands of people over all these centuries, in memory of a dog only one of us could have met. 

i loved that tile. 

[petermorwood]

Every comment.

As anyone who has worked with wet clay knows, these pawprints could be removed with a dab more clay and a stroke of one hand.

That they weren’t, says all that needs said.

The hand was too busy stroking something furry that purred or wagged its tail.

[themodernmaccabee]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

my local library doesn't have a maximum book checkout limit and I am about to make them regret this

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

update: I checked out 36 books & put in hold requests for 26 more. the librarian who checked me out didn't even flinched, just said it's "nice to see more people reading." these people are fucking bonkers please quadruple local library budgets

[beesandwasps]

There is precisely one situation in which librarians hate you for checking out a lot of books. It’s when you wait until the library is closing and haul up a huge load of stuff to check out, so everybody has to wait to go home. Otherwise? Librarians love to see you check stuff out. Heck, grab a few things on your way to the checkout desk that you don’t even want, that’s great. Higher circulation justifies higher budgets.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

This is Very Good Info to know!!!

[everythingfox]

“My cat thought I was lost so she was leading me home”

(Source)

[sandmandaddy69]

[arianod]

Always forgotten. Remembered never.

[honeydew-soda]