Inhumane.

Stranger than fiction.

[mapcus-deactivated20180524]

Me taking to myself in the morning: okay bitch, get the fuck up

[sharkcatmeow]

okie dokie artichokey.

[trollitics]

[classicalmonoblogue]

Apparently the dude who runs the crematorium is just fundamentally confused about how advertising works. He actually thought that the way you made an ad was you found a picture that got people’s attention … and then also included information about your company. He was genuinely surprised and baffled when people thought there was any relationship between the (independently nonsensical) captioned image and his cremation business. There were two more ads in the series that are equally, just… so much…

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[cornerof5thandvermouth]

this is somehow incredibly effective tbh

[memix]

Petition for all advertisements to be shitposts from now on

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Your belly button is just your old mouth.

[virgoassbitch]

….

[acquaintedwithrask]

I was having a good day.  We were all having a good day.

[cutethingsforcats]

[prissnukem]

[nerdgasrnz]

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

[pancakeke]

WHO MADE HIM FEEL LIKE THIS?!?

[whered-he-go]

Looks like a sad turf with legs!!!

[unclefather]

He’s not a terf

[yelverton]

“In the words of Mark Twain’s wife, Shania Twain, ‘that don’t impress me much’”

[spiritslop]

sometimes bitch you’ve jus gotta wipe those tears from your face, let out an unsettling hysterical laugh and fuckin go to sleep

[earthdad]

friendly reminder

i am suffering

[gordamnramsey]

*owen wilson voice*

wow

[jeunefrenetique]

Oh honey, don’t flatter yourself, all I wanted was the attention.

10 word story

[molluscappreciator-deactivated2]

It's dumb bitch o clock which is why I'm logged on

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[vittyyluvscookies]

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

[submissivefeminist]

I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.

[chaotichowlite]

‘Vagina-owners’

[anxiousnerd]

Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldn’t have to ask these questions if I didn’t have a damn uterus

[sexylibrarian1]

Next week: Is it a bladder infection? An ovarian cyst? Do I have endometriosis? Oh God please do not let it be cervical cancer! A 20/20 special

[occupyvenus]

Y'all are forgetting the all-time classic: Is it just my period or is my appendix about to burst? Some nice tea and a heatpack or 911 and emergency surgery?

[outsidetheether]

my all time favorite: do I have a kidney infection or is it just lower back pain? or is the lower back pain that two days before my period cramping? and let’s not forget the “oh wow what’s this squishy —“ ovulation mucous sticking to the side of my leg!

[happysops]

I am not physically tired I am mentally tired my body is still in place but I am mentally constantly running away from reality.

s.m.p (via injectingcoffee)

[shareaquote]

My traumas with you taught me survival.

excerpt from “the one” // zintle ramano (via shareaquote)

[lilmamabeyellin]

the older i get the more unnecessary it seems to tell people my business