OK that’s actually powerful as fuck
Just like Hitler mindfucking Mussolini with his aryan spirit nonsense
“George, de quoi tu putain de parles?”
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OK that’s actually powerful as fuck
Just like Hitler mindfucking Mussolini with his aryan spirit nonsense
“George, de quoi tu putain de parles?”
locusimperium:
A few years ago, when I was living in the housing co-op and looking for a quick cookie recipe, I came across a blog post for something called “Norwegian Christmas butter squares.” I’d never found anything like it before: it created rich, buttery and chewy cookies, like a vastly superior version of the holiday sugar cookies I’d eaten growing up. About a year ago I went looking for the recipe again, and failed to find it. The blog had been taken down, and it sent me into momentary panic.
Luckily, I remembered enough to find it on the Wayback Machine, and quickly copied it into a file that I’ve saved ever since. I probably make these cookies about once a month, and they last about five days around my voracious husband - they’re fantastic with a cup of bitter coffee or tea. I’m skeptical that there is something distinctively Norwegian about these cookies, but they do seem like the perfect thing to eat on a cold day.
Norwegian Christmas Butter Squares
1 cup unsalted butter, softened
1 egg 1 cup sugar 2 cups flour 1 tsp vanilla ½ tsp salt Turbinado/ Raw Sugar for dusting
Preheat the oven to 400 degrees. Chill a 9x13″ baking pan in the freezer. Do not grease the pan.
Using a mixer, blend the butter, egg, sugar, and salt together until it is creamy. Add the flour and vanilla and mix using your hands until the mixture holds together in large clumps. If it seems overly soft, add a little extra flour.
Using your hands, press the dough out onto the chilled and ungreased baking sheet until it is even and ¼ inch thick. Dust the top of the cookies evenly with raw sugar.
Bake at 400 degrees until the edges turn a golden brown, about 12-15 minutes. Remove from the oven. Let cool for about five minutes before cutting the cooked dough into squares. Remove the squares from the warm pan using a spatula.
So I tried this recipe.
And it is GREAT.
It basically makes the platonic ideal of commercial sugar cookies, only in bar form. When I give them to people (which I do a lot, because this is one of those simple recipes where the results seem very impressive), I just tell them they’re sugar cookie bars.
Life hack: add white chocolate chips and sea salt
I made these today for the equinox with sea salt caramel chips and they are simply amazing. Let’s see how long they last with six people in the house!
Noting for later (as we need more butter for this, and probably won’t do a grocery shopping till the weekend).
The OP version of this has become my go-to cookie for basically all things and I have a whole cohort of friends and colleagues who would murder each other to get them. Haven’t tried any add ons yet, since the base recipe is SO GOOD.
He stand up and Y E L L!!!
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That’s not a kitten that is clearly a man who has somehow undergone a significant transformation and has some protests about his new form.
So peaceful Souvenir. A brother singing ancient Andalusian song in Al-hambra palace.
Unmute
The right amount of melancholy
This is one of my most favorite Andalusian muwashshahat (an Arabic poem that’s specifically written to be sung). It was written in the 3rd century by an Arab poet from Granada, so it’s not very far fetched that the song has been sung at some point in that very palace centuries ago.
These are the lyrics in Arabic and English, in case anyone’s interested.
When he appeared with a sway in his walk My darling infatuated me with his beauty Oh, my fate and my confusion Who will have mercy when I complain Of anguish in love Except for the holder of beauty?
لما بدا يتثنى حبي جماله فتننا وعدي و يا حيرتي من لي رحيم شكوتي فى الحب من لوعتي إلا مليك الجمال
SPIRAL STAIRCASES IN FILM*
THE LODGER: A STORY OF THE LONDON FOG (1927) PADDINGTON (2014) GHOSTBUSTERS (1984) THE SIXTH SENSE (1999) BEST SELLERS (2021) THE LIGHTHOUSE (2019) 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU (1999) MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE - FALLOUT (2018) VERTIGO (1958) NOW YOU SEE ME 2 (2016) THE SPIRAL STAIRCASE (1946)
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That’s the face of a man who has been working with that dog for over a year to keep it from jumping on people.
And that’s the face of a dog saying to the man I’m not touching you.
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Tiny, angry, and covered in sand, this juvenile Namaqua rain frog [Breviceps namaquensis] was found in Hopefield, South Africa. These frogs are largely fossorial, and are known to squeak angrily when provoked. Images by iNaturalist user Hendre.
will us propaganda give it 5 fucking minutes
Fucking idiots…
It's now safe and warm with some hazelnuts
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Bad at drinking milk
The smooth fluidity of the motions!
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