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AnasAbdin
Show & Tell
ojovivo

Kaledo Art

roma★
Stranger Things

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Keni
noise dept.

Origami Around

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
occasionally subtle
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Kiana Khansmith
NASA
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Not today Justin
i don't do bad sauce passes
almost home
Cosmic Funnies
seen from Bangladesh

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@sharkjiro
Reblog this if you’re okay with people sending unexpected IC asks to your muse at any time! No meme prompts needed!
———♛: Please Like or Reblog if you are willing to interact with a brand spanking new sleepy prince: NOCTIS LUCIS CAELUM of Final Fantasy XV. I heard these get around much faster. So why not cast my line in and see if I get some nibbles, yeah? 🐟💗 —writtien by niji
Multi-Verse : Multi-Ship : Mun is 22+ : 10 years of roleplay exp.
Headcanon:
Kojiro has a huge fishtank in his room that he sometimes swims in
Send me a 🐤 for a Tweet my muse would make about yours.
Using this generator.
Send me ‘⚰️‘ to find my muse visiting a grave.
Or if you can’t see the symbol send ‘Mourning’ instead.
Role play blogs aren’t just about cliques and it shouldn’t be about who you’ve known the longest either. Well it should be but also- there are a lot of shy cinnamon rolls out there waiting for you. But they don’t know that you can vibe with them right off the bat if they’d only send in a meme or a starter or something!
So reblog if you’re the type of blog that is open to NEW friendships even if you are already connected to old ones. New friendships mean new experiences and more people to talk about your muse’s together. This is a clique free blog despite the people who love sending me in asks and there’s much love for them but I’ve also got love waiting for you if only you’d send that one message.
the “I’ve killed a lot of people but I still have a softer side that requires hugs” squad
Send in Kinks and My muse will rate them.
Definitely Not | No | Not Really | Its Okay | Kinda | Yes | Fuck yes | There go my pants | Bonus: Giving | Receiving | Both
teal-eyed-snake:
“Aw, you’re no fun” he sighed “can’t I just take a small sample hm?” he was following quickly behind him now brandishing a scalpel.
“A blood sample will do!”
Oh god he was following him. “I doubt you’d find it fun if someone wanted to strap you to a table and cut open your most intimate parts to see how they worked.” He dared a glance over his shoulder and wished he hadn’t seeing the man had gotten a scalpel from somewhere.
“Sorry can’t! Scalpel’s aren’t used for blood samples and doubt the boss would like that much.”
First Meeting Starters
Send “First meeting+a symbol” for a starter of our muses meeting for the first time.
🏥 Our muses meet at a hospital
🏘️ Our muses to meet as new roommates
🏣 Our muses to meet at a post office
🏢 Out muses to meet at a office
🏨 Our muses to meet at a hotel
🏩 Our muses to meet at a ‘special’ hotel (nsfw possibly)
🏪 Our muses to meet at a store
🏫 Our muses to meet at college
💒 Our muses to meet at a wedding
🏞️ Our muses to meet at a park
🏔️ Our muses to meet at a winter resort
⛩️ Our muses to meet at a festival
🎡 Our muses to meet at a carnival
🚉 Our muses to meet at a train station
🚆 Our muses to meet on a train
🚌 Our muses to meet on a bus
🚑 Our muses to meet on an ambulance
🚒 Our muses to meet at a fire station
🚓 Our muses to meet at a police station
🚕 Our muses to meet in a taxi
🚢 Our muses to meet on a ship
✈️ Our muses to meet on a plane
⛱️ Our muses to meet at a beach
🎭 Our muses to meet at a theater
🎪 Our muses to meet at a circus
🎨 Our muses to meet at an art show
🏆 Our muses to meet at an awards ceremony
🏅 Our muses to meet at a sports competition
⚽ Our muses to meet at a sporting event
🎮 Our muses to meet at a gaming event
🎼 Our muses to meet at a music store
🎤 Our muses to meet at a karaoke place
🎸 Our muses to meet at a concert
🎬 Our muses to meet at a set of a movie
🃏 Our muses to meet at a casino
🎦 Our muses to meet at a movie
🍽️ Our muses to meet at a restaurant
☕ Our muses to meet at a cafe
🐈 Our muses to meet at a pet store
🎂 Our muses to meet at a birthday party
🎃 Our muses to meet on Halloween
🕸️ Our muses to meet at a Halloween party
🦃 Our muses to meet on Thanksgiving
🍁 Our muses to meet at a fall festival
🎅 Our muses to meet at at a Christmas party
🎄 Our muses to meet on Christmas
🏮 Our muses to meet at a Chinese New Years party
🍾 Our muses to meet on New Years
🥂 Our muses to meet at a New Years party
💘 Our muses to meet on Valentine’s Day
💟 Our muses to meet at a Valentine’s party
🐰 Our muses to meet on Easter
🎆 Our muses to meet on the fourth of July
🎓 Our muses to meet at a graduation party
🎉 Our muses to meet at a party
🍼 Our muses to meet at a baby shower
💍 Our muses to meet at an engagement party
💞 Our muses to meet at a speed dating event
what the fuck rp starters
“Oh look, carnage.”
“I found you beat half to death in a dumpster. When I said I would call 9-1-1 you punched me in the face and said no before passing out.”
“Holy shit you look terrible.”
“Can’t go to my place, I’m making poison in my kitchen.”
“This is the tenth half-eaten corpse I’ve seen. It’s still kinda horrifying but less horrifying than the first time I saw one.”
“Yeah, that’s right, go wander off and commit murder somewhere else.”
Everything about your life makes so much sense now.”
“I don’t know, that sounds like a ‘fuck off’ kind of growl.”
“There’s a girl snorting cocaine off the counter in the bathroom. Just thought you’d wanna know.”
“I’ve got good news and bad news. The good news: some of this blood is mine. The bad news: most of it is mine. And I’m going to pass out.”
“After the fight some dude catcalled me on the way home so I turned around and spat a bunch of blood at his feet. Never seen someone regret doing something so fast.”
“Is that a fucking dragon?”
“That is genuinely disturbing.”
“Don’t smile. You have the smile of a serial killer.”
“This is surprisingly not the worst thing we’ve done. This is like, maybe halfway up the list.”
* interview the muse
‘ do you miss anyone? ’
‘ how are you doing? ’
‘ do you believe in ghosts? ’
‘ what makes you laugh? ’
‘ list your top three bands or singers. ’
‘ how many blankets do you sleep with? ’
‘ does your name hold any special meaning to you? ’
‘ gum, cake, pie or ice cream? ’
‘ favorite book? ’
‘ are you a good person? ’
‘ describe love. ’
‘ have you ever taken part in an uprising? ‘
‘ favorite song? ’
‘ name a guilty pleasure. ’
‘ the most embarrassing thing that’s happened to you today? ’
‘ tell me one truth and one lie. ’
‘ do you like people? ’
‘ what motivates you? ’
‘ describe the perfect weekend. ’
‘ any pet peeves? ’
‘ do you need a hug? ’
‘ would you like to have kids? ’
‘ do you have any tattoos? ’
‘ classical, oldies, punk, hip hop or country? ’
‘ when was the last time you cried? ’
‘ are you religious? ’
Random Starters
“We should go on a vacation.”
“Can I borrow some money?”
“So…. my parents kicked me out. Can I crash at your place for a while?”
“I’m colorblind how am I supposed to know which is the right color?”
“Please don’t be mad….I couldn’t just leave him/her alone in the cold. ”
“Look how cute she/he is!”
“I want a baby.”
“I don’t want kids.”
“Want to go to the mall with me?”
“Wanna share a milkshake?”
“I told you not to eat so much.”
“I don’t feel so good.”
“Being single sucks maybe we should just marry each other. ”
“I want to be alone.”
“I promise I won’t bring home another cat/dog.”
“I don’t think they’re good for you.”
“I’m just trying to help.”
“Don’t make me fall in love with you.”
“I don’t think we’re right for each other.”
“Stop judging me. I don’t care if this is my fifth carton of ice cream.”
“Here try this.”
“Something smells burnt.”
“Did you get another fight?”
“Let me take care of you.”
“Let me love you.”
“I want to punch you in the face.”
“I want to spend my life with you.”
“That tastes delicious!”
“I think I just got dumped?”
“I got a new job!”
“I can’t wait to leave this stupid job.”
“I hate my boss.”
“I know I’m an adult but that doesn’t mean I can’t have cute things.”
“Do you still have a stuffed animal collection?”
“Hey! Don’t touch that!”
“Look! It’s uhm… some kind of bird… you like birds right?”
“We should throw a party.”
“Wow that party sucked.”
“You can’t marry someone you just met.”
“You got married?!”
“Is that my shirt?”
“Someone broke into my house/apartment.”
“Can I pet your dog, please?”
“I got you a present.”
“I’m sorry…I may have broken something….”
“Please don’t be mad.”
“I don’t want to live without you.”
“Look at the stars!”
“We should play a game together.”
“Can you explain to me why I caught you kissing my boyfriend/girlfriend?”
“You jerk!”
“Does this look okay?”
“You have something on your face.”
“I swear you act like a child.”
“Why am I with you again?”
“You’re going to get hurt.”
“I told you so.”
“Can I sleep in your bed tonight?”
“Are you still afraid of the dark?”
“Why are you naked?”
“You asshole, you beat my high score!”
“You’re so full of yourself.”
“Do you want to go out to dinner?”
“Would you like to go out sometime?”
“I’d like to ask if you’d like to be my boyfriend/girlfriend.”
“Are you done with that?”
“No time to explain. We need to get married now.”
“I’m in a lot of trouble.”
“I have to move away. My dad/mom got a new job.”
“Move in with me.”
“We should buy a house together.”
“Is your hair pink?”
“I love your hair!”
“You’re so cute.”
“Oh my god what did I just walk into.”
“I have to be anywhere else but here.”
“Oh would you like the time…”
“Don’t burn down the house, please.”
“Can we just not fight today, please. I don’t have the energy.”
“Maybe we should break up.”
“Do you even love me?”
“What are you watching?”
“You’re into that kind of stuff?”
“Oh my god are you okay?!”
“I think we have a first aid kit around here somewhere.
"It’s so hot, I’m dying!”
“I’m going to freeze to death! Do you really have to have the house this cold?”
“Do you think he/she will like it?”
“I want to do something for myself.”
“You’re constantly changing your plans.”
“I don’t feel like you want me here.”
“You’re late…again.”
“I got fired…”
“I wish everyday was like this.”
“That waiter/waitress is really cute!”
“Are you looking at their butt?”
“Please stop me from impulse buying an eight pound bag of sprinkles.”
“I don’t have a problem.”
“Why are you wearing makeup? ”
“You look breathtaking.”
“Can I feed you?”
“I swear you get cuter and cuter every single day!”
“Can I have my stuff back?”
“Why did we ever breakup?”
“Did we make a mistake?”
“Can we go to Disney Land/Disney World?”
“I’m so tired.”
“I feel like death.”
“Well don’t you look like a ray of sunshine.”
“I’m not a morning person.”
“That’s you fifth cup of coffee and it isn’t even noon yet.”
“I can’t have kids.”
“I’m dying…”
“Will you shut up for a second?!”
“My ex just asked me to marry them?”
“Why are you still hung up over your ex?”
“Wow that person looks just like you!”
“Can you send me pictures of your cat/dog?”
“I’m a simple man/women. I like naps, cute animals, and running from my problems just like everyone else.”
“Will you just ask me out already?”
“I swear you’re always on your phone.”
“We need to talk. You’re addiction to candy crush is affecting our friendship/relationship.”
“I just want you to listen to me.”
“Is that lipstick on your collar?”
“I think your crystal collection is getting a little out of control.”
“Don’t you think these dolls are creepy?”
“I think our place is haunted.”
“We need to move now.”
“I’m not going back there!”
“I’ve never done anything bad in my entire life. I took four sugar packets one time and I felt so bad that I brought them back.”
“You’re such a good person…its annoying.”
“You know you could just not be an asshole.”
“You’re behind on rent again.”
“Mmm that cake smells wonderful.”
“Have I ever told you how beautiful your eyes are?”
“This is so embarrassing… I just want to die.”
“We’re breaking everything they gave you and going shopping.”
“You really need to stop wearing that ring.”
“It’s time to move on.”
“I told you they were no good!”
“I wish you would just leave them already. ”
“Do you want to stay at my place for a while?”
“Why is there someone sleeping in your tub?”
“Did we get married?”
“I never want to touch a bottle of alcohol again.”
“I’m sorry for the things I said when I was drunk.”
“That’s way too much sugar! Are you trying to kill me?”
“Why are you crying?”
“Have you really just been looking at pictures of cats/dogs all day?”
“Stop sending me memes!”
“I want to marry Godzilla and there’s nothing you can do to stop me.”
“Aren’t you lactose intolerant?”
“Are you sure you should be eating that?”
“My head is killing me.”
“Are you really doing another DIY project? The last one nearly burned down our house/apartment.”
“You’re being too loud. It’s scaring the dog/cat.”
“Can you help me give her/him a bath?”
“Remind me why we thought this was a good idea?”
“You keep hogging all the blankets.”
“I’m getting a cat/dog.”
“I have to go to the hospital?”
“Why didn’t you tell me you were so sick?!”
“Stop trying to flirt with the cashier.”
“The barista just gave me his/her number.”
“Can we just pretend this never happened?”
“I can’t believe you did this behind my back!”
“I told you not to take them back.”
“I’m not going to be here for you when they break your heart again.”
“I think my bank account just laughed at me.”
“Why is everything in the kitchen pink?”
“Did you redecorate while I was gone?”
“How long have I been out?”
“Why are their paw prints all over the place?”
*: ・゚✧ interrogation starters.
feel free to change pronouns etc as needed.
CALM / QUESTIONING.
“ tell me, what happened?”
“ did you see anything?”
“ what do you remember?”
“ do you remember anything unusual?”
“ please, try to remember as much as you can.”
“ every detail is important.”
“ and what happened next?”
“ and what did you do when all this took place?”
“ what were you doing around __ am/pm?”
“ where were you around __ am/pm?”
“ can anyone verify that?”
“ was someone with you?”
“ and you had nothing to do with it?”
“ and you weren’t involved?”
“ did you see it happen?”
“ did you see who did it?”
“ did you see or hear anything? anything at all?”
CARING / UNDERSTANDING.
“ you seem scared… is that why you don’t want to talk?”
“ did someone hurt you?”
“ it’s okay. you can tell me.”
“ you were just trying to defend yourself, weren’t you?”
“ we can take a break, if you want.”
“ everything will be okay, i promise. but you need to talk to me.”
“ it’s okay if you don’t want to talk about it. but it really would help if you did.”
SUSPICIOUS.
“ there is something you’re not telling me.”
“ i think you’re lying.”
“ you looked away just now when you said that. are you sure you’re telling the truth?”
“ except what you’re telling me doesn’t align with what we already know.”
“ seems to me like you know more than you’re letting in on.”
“ what aren’t you telling me?”
“ who are you trying to protect?”
“ so you really don’t know what any of it means? no clue at all?”
“ they must’ve told you more than that.”
“ you have to have seen more than that.”
“ and you want me to believe you don’t remember?”
“ and you want me to believe you had nothing to do with it?”
“ an accident? is that what you’re going with?”
DEMANDING.
“ i need you to tell me the truth.”
“ i need you to tell me what happened.”
“ i know you’re not telling me the truth.”
“ that doesn’t line up with the evidence. so… you wanna try that again?”
“ stop lying. i already know that’s not what happened.”
MAKING A DEAL / ASKING FOR HELP / DEMANDING HELP.
“ what do you want in exchange for this information?”
“ i’m listening…”
“ you’re coming with me.”
“ since you’re the only one who knows how to find them, i don’t really have a choice but to take you with me.”
“ fine. i’ll take you with me, but if you try anything…”
“ i can’t give you that. you know that.”
“ if we’re going to make a deal, you’re gonna have to ask for something a little more rational than that.”
“ okay. we have a deal.”
“ sorry. no deal.”
=“Guess what dumb ass, i’m not a nice person so of course im rude, don’t act so surprised, like shit do i honestly look like the kind of person who’d be fucking nice?”
“I have a feeling I shouldn’t comment what you look like.” He had two comments, burn ward victim or a emo mummy. “It’s just a odd change from nanba inmates, the lot of you are all goodie goodie.”
teal-eyed-snake replied to your post “so ya'll got two dicks or what huh?”
"because I'm gonna dissect you and see how they work" :)
“YOU ARE NOT! I think this conversation is over, I believe I hear my name being called.” He’s backing away at a quick pace but is trying not to trip. Nope nope nope. He’s not into being turned into a specimen.
"so ya'll got two dicks or what huh?"
“Wouldn’t you like to know, perverted doctor~ What if the answers yes?” Not even beating around the bush, what a crude man.