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❝It’s okay. Everyone’s survival looks a bit like d e a t h sometimes.❝

#( bruh )#┊ᵒᵒᶜ/ˢᵖᵉᵉᵈˢᵗᵉʳ ᵗʳᵃˢʰˑ › queue.#tbt /

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❛ i don’t know what i’m doing with my life, but i know i’m doing it wrong ❜ ❛ i am so cute and bitter ❜ ❛ my life is one part ‘wait’ and another part ‘what’ ❜ ❛ my #1 talent is saying stupid things to people and immediately regretting it ❜ ❛ i love sleeping to avoid problems ❜ ❛ i hate myself a lot but i get offended when other people do ❜ ❛ i’m hungrier than the neopet i neglected for nine years ❜ ❛ hit me up if you wanna date a piece of shit ❜ ❛ we need some new and more powerful swears ❜ ❛ i get progressively uglier throughout the day ❜ ❛ i’m so miserable, but i laugh at everything ❜ ❛ i need something that is more than coffee, but less than cocaine ❜ ❛ just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. it’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot. ❜ ❛ 90 out of 10 people agree that math is fucking lame ❜ ❛ if you think i’m ugly now, you should have seen me in 2009 ❜ ❛ 2010 me would literally be terrified of 2016 me and i love it ❜ ❛ i have a rare skin condition called close the fucking blinds ❜ ❛ hey babe, i made you this mixtape for valentines day. i don’t know many love songs, so it’s just uptown funk 18 times in a row. ❜ ❛ there are people who know me in real life who think i’m straight and that’s really funny to me ❜ ❛ i was cursed with expensive taste and a low budget ❜ ❛ yo dude i trusted you wtf the fuck? what the fuck?? what the fuck what the ❜ ❛ open flannel shirts and lingerie are the hottest thing and nobody can convince me otherwise ❜ ❛ i’m the weird dad, wine mom, vodka aunt, and gay emo cousin all in one person ❜ ❛ that awful moment when you wake up ❜ ❛ damn haha i’m going to have to deal with that sooner or later ❜ ❛ are we gonna fucking hold hands tonight or what bitch ❜ ❛ people our age have children what the hell i am a children ❜ ❛ i don’t like your clothes. take them off. ❜ ❛ why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 4 am? ❜ ❛ after i die, i’ll probably still complain ❜ ❛ people are so petty and then here i am, me, an angel ❜ ❛ if i don’t insult you daily, it means i don’t like you ❜ ❛ do something with your life that would make a 1950s straight white man angry ❜ ❛ i need to get laid… to rest. put me in a coffin. let my soul ascend. ❜ ❛ i’m trying to be a better person, but some people are testing me ❜ ❛ i’m overstressed and underfucked ❜ ❛ i can’t wait to be a piece of shit with a bachelors degree ❜ ❛ my emo phase never went away, it just aged like fine wine ❜ ❛ my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment ❜ ❛ i don’t have time for people who don’t believe in aliens ❜ ❛ the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting ❜ ❛ why do good concert tickets happen to bad people ❜ ❛ i can’t play hard to get i’m already hard to want ❜ ❛ i’m still pissed off about growing up ❜ ❛ if you listen carefully, you can hear me whisper ‘shut the fuck up’ at least once every five minutes ❜ ❛ when i die i want my heart donated to NASA so they can finally see what a black hole looks like up close ❜ ❛ single and ready to take a 20 hour nap ❜ ❛ write ‘nothing is set in stone’ on my grave as both a witty joke and a subtle warning that i will be back ❜ ❛ how do people even put up with me like i can’t even put up with me ❜ ❛ the opening riff to mr. brightside could literally raise me from the dead ❜ ❛ stale cinnamon roll, been in this world too long, too cynical ❜ ❛ sorry, i’m poor. i can’t afford to pay attention ❜ ❛ aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall ❜ ❛ is it too late to wrap myself up like a baby and drop myself off on a billionaire’s doorstep? ❜ ❛ my neutral expression makes me look like i’m always in a bad mood which is convenient because it’s usually true ❜ ❛ i never run voluntarily so if you ever see me running you should start running too because something is coming ❜

#┊ᵒᵒᶜ/ˢᵖᵉᵉᵈˢᵗᵉʳ ᵗʳᵃˢʰˑ › meme.#┊ᵒᵒᶜ/ˢᵖᵉᵉᵈˢᵗᵉʳ ᵗʳᵃˢʰˑ › queue.

≡ / i have no idea what this is

≡ = offering a place to stay overnight.

❝ you know, you really don’t have to, i can get a hotel room, or something. ❞ his words comes out softer than usual towards the girl, his eyebrows scrunching together, lips twitching into a smiling. ❝ just promise you won’t shave off my eyebrows, or give me a really uneven haircut. ❞

@hackfate unbreelievable

#( by e wtf they're going to be best friends )#hackfate #┊arc i ; main. › ᶤ ʷᶤˢʰ ᶤ ʷᵃˢ ᵃˡᶤᵛᵉˑ

* bringsrevenge.

❝ i bet you even have coffee that suits your own needs. ❞ it’s a subtle poke, a cautious one. she is no fool though ; she’s been around long enough to be smart. ❝ but anyways, i’d like a coffee with tons of cinnamon, sugar, and creamer. ❞

❝ actually, the coffee helps me from not NEEDING it to suit my needs, sweetheart. ❞ his lips turning up into a smirk before he glances to the cups next to him and then back to the other. ❝ size, and name, please? ❞

#( umm ?? he can't call he r sweethear t ??? she will ? kill him )#bringsrevenge #┊arc i ; main. › ᶤ ʷᶤˢʰ ᶤ ʷᵃˢ ᵃˡᶤᵛᵉˑ #┊ᵒᵒᶜ/ˢᵖᵉᵉᵈˢᵗᵉʳ ᵗʳᵃˢʰˑ › queue.

jacessimon-deactivated20161204

#( wtf my guy )#┊visual. › ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵒʳˡᵈ'ˢ ᵐᵒˢᵗ ᵖᵃᵗʰᵉᵗᶤᶜ ᵏᶤˡˡᵉʳˑ #┊ᵒᵒᶜ/ˢᵖᵉᵉᵈˢᵗᵉʳ ᵗʳᵃˢʰˑ › queue.

gambling-duelist-blog

Let's play the 'Word Association Game'! Send my muse a word, any word, and they'll respond with the first word that comes into their head.

#┊ᵒᵒᶜ/ˢᵖᵉᵉᵈˢᵗᵉʳ ᵗʳᵃˢʰˑ › meme.#( hey hey hey )

' a vampire owning a coffee shop? sounds like a set up to a BAD JOKE. ' ' my LIFE is the bad joke, actually. '

independent original character. MATT JONES. penned by red.

#┊ᵒᵒᶜ/ˢᵖᵉᵉᵈˢᵗᵉʳ ᵗʳᵃˢʰˑ › self promo.#indie rp #open rp #vampire rp #wtf do i tag this as rp

#┊visual. › ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵒʳˡᵈ'ˢ ᵐᵒˢᵗ ᵖᵃᵗʰᵉᵗᶤᶜ ᵏᶤˡˡᵉʳˑ #┊thoughts. › ᵈᵒᶰ'ᵗ ˡᵉᵗ ᵐᵉ ʳᵘᶤᶰ ᵐᵉˑ #┊ch. study. › ᶤ ˢᵉᵉᵐ ᵗᵒ ˢᵉᵉᵏ ᵃ ᶰᵉʷ ᵈᶤˢᵃˢᵗᵉʳ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵈᵃʸˑ #┊arc i ; main. › ᶤ ʷᶤˢʰ ᶤ ʷᵃˢ ᵃˡᶤᵛᵉˑ #┊arc ii ; alt. › ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵃᶰ'ᵗ ᵏᶤˡˡ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰᶤᶰᵍ ᵗʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ᵃˡʳᵉᵃᵈʸ ᶠᵘᶜᵏᶤᶰᵍ ᵈᵉᵃᵈˑ #tag dump.

▤ = falling asleep on them . //:

▤ = falling asleep on them.

he had gotten used to the feeling of her head on his leg, his words filling the room as he told her stories from his past something they both shared, a way of communication through two very different sets of personalities. they often took turns, laying their heads on each other’s laps, listening, adding things they had done similar. more often than not, matt’s hands found their way to evelyn’s hair, trailing, and twirling the strands as he spoke, much like this moment until her head became heavier, and her breath started to shallow off. matt let his eyes wonder to her face, seeing closed eyes and lips letting out tiny puffs of sleeping breaths, a smile forming as he reached for the nearest book, staying still until she woke back up, and he could hear her stories.

@bringsrevenge hello, i’m not crying i just have a branch in my eye.

#( how dare u do this to me )#tbt /#bringsrevenge

* chasingstcrs.

❛ hmmmm ?? ❜ she glances up from her game, dark eyes wide and confused. it takes her just a COUPLE OF SECONDS to realize that he is probably referring to the empty cans of soda and empty bags of junk food littered around her. ❛ WHAT ?? have you never seen a girl binge play a game before or something ?? ❜

❝ WHAT? no i mean, yes, no, i don’t care about that. ❞ he lets his foot scoot an empty potato chip bag over, looking down at her with scrunched eyebrows. ❝ i care that you didn’t invite me to watch? i thought we were FRIENDS. ❞ BETRAYAL showing in his voice as he speaks, sitting crossed legged down next to her. ❝ what level are you on? ❞

#( how dare u jackie )#( betrayal )#chasingstcrs #┊arc i ; main. › ᶤ ʷᶤˢʰ ᶤ ʷᵃˢ ᵃˡᶤᵛᵉˑ

veilled-deactivated20160315

send one for my muse’s reaction to your muse ---

oldmoranarchived

veilled:

alternatively send ‘ + ‘ after the symbol for the roles to be reversed where possible !

✘ = hugging them . Δ = playing with their hair . ❤ = kissing them . ₪ = asking them out for dinner . ☀ = giving them a gift of ___ ( asker’s choice ) . ♘ = stabbing them . ♕ = bowing down before them . ♒ = lying to them . ✿ = buying them flowers . ☾ = being found shirtless . ♢ = reading them a story . ☂ = giving them their jumper to keep warm . ✎ = speaking in a different language . ✏ = teaching them a different language . ▄ = telling them a joke . ♬ = singing to them . ☹ = insulting a loved one . ஐ = slapping them . ✂ = threatening them . ❃ = dancing with them . ▤ = falling asleep on them . ☮ = waking them up after a nightmare . ♣ = discovering them crying . 回 = patching a wound . ✮ = stargazing . ▓ = caught stealing their belongings . ☽ = wandering alone at night . ♡ = complimenting them . ≡ = offering a place to stay overnight . ☢ = falling over . ✦ = being well-dressed . ❂ = wiping blood off their face . ◎ = taking care of them while ill . ☁ = being caught in the middle a storm with them . ⇕ = holding their hand . ↱ = being lost with them . ☠ = pushing them against a wall .

#( yay !! )#┊ᵒᵒᶜ/ˢᵖᵉᵉᵈˢᵗᵉʳ ᵗʳᵃˢʰˑ › meme.

nephilimdaily

#bringsrevenge #( unbreelievable )#tbt /#┊visual. › ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵒʳˡᵈ'ˢ ᵐᵒˢᵗ ᵖᵃᵗʰᵉᵗᶤᶜ ᵏᶤˡˡᵉʳˑ

* bringsrevenge.

❝ i was under the impression that coffee shops also serve tea. ❞ nose crinkles, a slight rumble of AGGRAVATION gnawing on her insides. ❝ do you have coffee with cinnamon then? ❞

❝ this coffee shop doesn’t. ❞ he lets his eyes narrow at the woman, pushing his glasses further up the bridge of his nose with the back of his hand. ❝ i have coffee with EVERYTHING, it’s a talent. ❞

#( matt : will not break 4 the pretty girl )#bringsrevenge #┊arc i ; main. › ᶤ ʷᶤˢʰ ᶤ ʷᵃˢ ᵃˡᶤᵛᵉˑ