Nu-Metal fanatic but you would never know that.

And don't you read the papers? Economics is gonna save us And "Science never sleeps" 'Cause "Science never sleeps" Because we're cut, dried, microwaved (Microwaved) Safe in the knowledge that we'll all be saved Because we're cut, dried, microwaved (Microwaved) Safe in the knowledge that we'll all be saved - Microwaved, Pitchshifter https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLvlZiuQuEAgphhDeiJbWlOwL2TE8eWTVU&si=s6271hiORUymDl_n

[sharpell]

another banger text sent by my friend

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angry bird

Bad birds get the towel

[sharpell]

stop side-eying me bitch

Just kidding I love you Bart ❤️ even when you shit on my curtains

[terrainterrain-pullup]

[terrainterrain-pullup]

When freud wrote abt penis envy he was talking about meeeeeeeeee

[storm-of-feathers]

where i live looks like breaking bad mexico from all the wildfire smoke

[badassdemonsword]

Footage of the elusive creepy-tongued animal

[sharpell]

wow art stuff crazy

Ngl I’m not used to digital art still

[terrainterrain-pullup]

This will be fun. Also its 70 questions wtf

[terrainterrain-pullup]

Yeah that's pretty much what I expected

[thorny-typology]

I'm very slightly woker than you. Which I honestly did not expect.

[sharpell]

I got curious and took the quiz

Chud-Woke Values Test

Chud-Woke Test – Are you Chud or Woke?

[stellaoctangula9898]

I had a dream that the new slang phrase was “I woke up in an obscure meadow” and it pissed me off because that doesn’t even make sense

[sharpell]

it probably didn’t make sense bc you woke up in the obscure meadow. I mean, it’s obscure for a reason

[boymounter]

my dad bought a cnc and is going wild

[boymounter]

[thorny-typology]

How does the background meme relate to the text at hand? It's not necessary.

[sharpell]

as someone who has worked on and used a CNC machine before, I have not once heard someone confused over the name. Plus the machine consents every time so idk what that meme is on abt

[starrynet]

what’s your favorite ship?

titanic

hms terror

uss enterprise

ever given (the container ship that blocked the suez canal in 2021)

captain ahab’s whaling vessel

ship of theseus

battleship monopoly token

mclennon

Voting ended onJul 14

[sharpell]

the amerigo vespucci

[parakeet]

Feel like we really knocked it out ot the park when we named the roundabout and the whirligig. Usually quite ambivalent about things like this but just had to chime in.

[sharpell]

really? I call it a rotary, I mean, it still doesn’t hide much in the name, but roundabout and whirligig do sound more straightforward

[miggylol]

Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

Are you safe?

Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.

I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.

I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.

A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.

The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.

I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.

…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.

Voting ended onJul 14

(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)

[sharpell]

ok so Mary poppins is trying to kill me. And Julius Cesar the person AND pincushion is going to protect me. Unless he as in the person has his whole army with him we are both dead

[shencomix]

[shencomix]

[shencomix]

[shencomix]

[sharpell]

aqua teen hunger force mention! I love Carl

[owlpero]

I know the district spelling bee hated to see her coming

[sharpell]

not much to do with the og post but wordgirl would totally jam to “word up” by Korn

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conversation with my homie recently