Welcome to hell.

Manon - 21 - the Netherlands/Belgium - writer - cellist - dancer - artist - biologist - animalfriend* Things I blog about: SuperWhoLock, Harry Potter, and all the other series I watch and things I like. Mainly I just reblog fun stuff.

[heteroh-deactivated20180218]

IM ACTUALLY DOING MY HOMEWORK CAN I GET AN AMEN

[emoij-deactivated20140528]

Yeah but you can’t get a man cuz you’re a nerd

[deepdickpizza]

[king-garbo-deactivated20190103]

an actual video of me in any math class ever.

[daughter-ofthesea-deactivated20]

crying at what someones tagged this

glaswegian ya fool

[myrosecolouredgirl]

“FANART IS NOT REAL ART!!!”

Do we need to talk about the relationship between the Renaissance and the Bible

[soumeki]

I never laughed so hard.

[lysikan]

giggles

[lauralot89]

Jesus Christ was a brown Jew in the Middle East, conceived out of wedlock in an arguably interracial if not interspecies (deity and human) relationship, raised by his mother and stepfather in place of his absent father.  He may not have had a Y chromosome.  He spent his early youth as a refugee in Egypt, where his family no doubt survived initially on handouts from the wealthy (You think they kept that gold, frankincense, and myrrh from the wise men?  Hell no, they sold that stuff for food and lodging).  He later returned with his parents to their occupied homeland and lived in poverty.

The religion of Jesus’s people has no concept of a permanent hell and instructed its priests on how to induce miscarriages.  Jesus explicitly rejected the concept of disability as a divine punishment.  He spoke out against religious hypocrites.  He had enough respect for women to let his mother choose the time of his first miracle.  He blessed a same sex couple.  He told a rich man that he must give up his wealth to get to heaven, and also told a parable about a rich man suffering in agony in presumably Gehinnom (basically Purgatory) just to hammer the point home.  He told people to pay their taxes.  He declared “love your neighbor” to be one of the two commandments on which all laws hang.  He commanded his followers to help the poor.  He commanded them to help the sick and the needy.  He spent time with social outcasts.  He healed the servant of a high priest during his arrest rather than fighting back.  He was put to death by the occupying government because he was a political radical.

Trump and his administration are xenophobic, misogynistic, racist, fear-mongering, warmongering, tax-dodging, anti-Semitic, anti-choice, anti-welfare, anti-equal pay, anti-LGBTQIA+, anti-immigration, support tax cuts for the rich, support Citizen’s United, want to keep refugees out of this country, want to limit our ability to speak against the government, plan to abolish the Affordable Care Act, and they wrap all of that up behind a banner of “Christian family values.”  If you support them, you have no right to call yourself a follower of Christ.

[dahmerhatesthetcc]

it’s so rare, yet so fulfilling, to see the J-man on my dash

[killerchickadee]

One of my friends is literally the most religious Christian I have ever met. What does that mean in regards to her lifestyle and outlook? She loves everyone. EVERYONE. Unconditionally. And she supports healthcare and education and birth control and everything that’s necessary to have a healthy, stable society.

Because that’s what her homeboy JC would want.

[scarlettohairdye]

Canon Jesus is better than Fandom Jesus.

[wilwheaton]

OMG 

“Canon Jesus is better than Fandom Jesus.”

 FTW.

[basiccaninefurry-deactivated201]

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off

but instead i found this dumbfuck

[moonblossom]

Oh my god its little flailing legs. I’m dying.

[goth-cowboy-deactivated20150401]

infomercial bee says that there has GOT to be a better way

[bogleech]

A better way to bee

[thescienceofjohnlock]

‘ARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHhhhhhh’

[princefuckyouknickers]

@prologi

[antdonut]

THEY’RE TRYING THEIR BEST

[starfaerie-moved]

This is a strong competitor for cutest thing I’ve ever seen

[catsbeaversandducks]

[youtuder]

I think you need a break

[maverick-ornithography]

[highkeygay]

She’s getting the tea henny

[pigeon-love]

[comixextra]

pigeon-love:

♥ a quick shower to keep this hunky pigeon looking funky fresh and at his best for those foxy pigeon ladies ♥

[professorfuntimes]

Bae: Come over babe  Me: But there is this icy puddle between us Bae: I have salt deposits

[h0odrich]

LMFAOOOOOOOOO

[drillheadonfire-deactivated2014]

whats the difference between bi people and unicorns

i can see unicorns on movies and tv

[thesweetpianowritingdownmylife]

I told this to my mum and she was like “That’s not t… yes it is.”

[that-nonbinary-guy]

Also, unicorns on tv are called unicorns, not ‘horses that don’t like labels’

[comradesleep]

horses that don’t like labels

[a-fucking-velociraptor]

[dear-monosexuals]

it got better.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

This unicorn is gonna fight someone

[you-got-fanfiction-deactivated2]

Shun the non-believer!

[mslorelei]

Best bi post ever.

[oliver-sonntag]

[igglooaustralia]

I’m screamin

[bartdontlie]

Sometimes I accidentally receive email intended for other people. 

I try to be helpful. 

(Meanwhile I haven’t replied to like the last six emails from actual family members. I’m the worst.) 

[bartdontlie]

UPDATES! 

Jules replied to thank me for pointing out her error. She regrets to inform me that they already have an officiant: 

Then while attempting to send the wedding weekend accommodations email to the correct Ed she sent the original email to me again. 

I’m still trying to help: 

I haven’t heard from Jules since Friday so I suspect this is the end of our correspondence, but I’ll keep everyone posted. 

[bartdontlie]

UPDATE! Pete and Jules’s big day is almost here! 

It seemed like the right thing to do for all the joy they’ve brought us. 

[bartdontlie]

Oh my god oh my god oh my god! 

Pete and Jules sent me a thank you note! 

Complete with a very nice note: 

Aren’t they just the best? I should probably send them a thank you note to say thank you for the thank you note, shouldn’t I? 

Of course I should. 

[bookoisseur]

God I fucking love the internet.

[relentless-for-jesus]

Has anyone told you today that you’re beautiful and worthy of God’s love?? Well if not, I will!

YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL AND WORTHY OF GOD’S LOVE!!!!