A Little Spark of Madness

[hollyhasablog]

[sharpofwit]

Help Me Win This Contest!

Community College - Just living the glamorous life of a community c...

Basically you can vote once a day and if I win, my stand up is shown in theaters before the Clean Guys of Comedy fathom event. You don't have to register, just "log in with FB" and skip the part where they want to invade your cyber-space.  

I know this kind of stuff is annoying, but I never do this sort of thing I promise. I think I could win this.

[sharpofwit]

Community College

Community College - Just living the glamorous life of a community c...

So I entered this Fathom Events comedy contest. If I win, my comedy is played before the Fathom Event Clean Guys of Comedy special in theaters. Which is pretty cool. I know it's annoying, but if you could vote for me I would so appreciate it. 

(Because if I don't win, I won't stop asking you to vote. I'll just get posting this link and saying, "Hey remember what I could have won?")

[waterships-deactivated20210909]

“Being born a woman is an awful tragedy. Yes, my consuming desire to mingle with road crews, sailors and soldiers, bar room regulars—to be a part of a scene, anonymous, listening, recording —all is spoiled by the fact that I am a girl, a female always in danger of assault and battery. My consuming interest in men and their lives is often misconstrued as a desire to seduce them, or as an invitation to intimacy. Yet, God, I want to talk to everybody I can as deeply as I can. I want to be able to sleep in an open field, to travel west, to walk freely at night.”

Sylvia Plath  (via ghostlip)

[vvolare]

Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everyone I’ve ever known.

Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters (via monamiac)

[30rockasaurus]

TINA: I had one day off a couple of weeks ago, and I had to go get a bunch of painful dental work done. That was mommy’s day off.

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[annrooze-deactivated20200808]

[arcticmonkeysus]

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Arctic Monkeys - Mad Sounds

best recording yet. from Best Kept Secret Festival

[arcticmonkeysus]

…finally, i can hear the lyrics:

——- Mad sounds in your ears make you feel alright They’ll bring you back to life Mad sounds in your ears They make you get up and dance Make you get up Yeah they make you get up

Love buckles under the strain of those wild nights Run but you cannot hide Mad sounds in you ears They make you get up and dance Make you get up All night long they reappear Make you get up and dance Yeah they make you get up

Suppose you’ve got up to what you gotta do We just weren’t feeling how we wanted to You sit and try sometimes but you just can’t figure out what went wrong Then outta nowhere somebody comes and hits you with an

Ooh, la la la Ooh, la la la Ooh, la la la, ooh Ooh, la la la Ooh, la la la Ooh, la la la, ooh

You got those mad sounds in your ears They make you get up and dance Mad sounds in your ears They make you get up and dance

Don’t they make you get up Don’t they make you get up

[quote-book]

We must be our own before we can be another’s.

Ralph Waldo Emerson (via expiry)

[tastefullyoffensive]

How to parent. [via]

[zoomerbro]

[sharpofwit]

This is legitimately the greatest movie of all time.

[sexyyuglyy]

[thebluthcompany]

[lejazzhot]

Some wise words from Dame Julie.

[beeslikehoney]

[deforest]

Joan Crawford in Possessed (1931)

[radicalmuslimfeminist]

82 years later and it’s still relevant