sharp suits / sharper knives

A seriously silly blog dedicated to the suspiciously secretive seductive Spy.

[sharpsuits-sharperknives]

Ah, ma petite chou-fleur...

A seriously silly blog dedicated to the suspiciously secretive seductive Spy. Posts whenever the owner feels like it. Expect reblogs of fanart, writings, Spy-adjascent aesthetics, and occasional original musings from yours truly.

I have my inbox open if you wish to talk about like anything I don't really care. Actually that was a lie. I do care about one thing: nothing suggestive or 18+.

Important things to note:

Blog owner is 17

The owner's main ship is SpyMa. Will post about other ships sometimes, like Gentlesurgery.

Huge fan of DadSpy.

Posts about Freak Fortress will be floating around, though I never got into FF much (yet).

If there was an original post, it would be a piece of writing. May open requests?

I'll do my best to be interactive. I'm unfortunately a dry texter.

Below the cut are tags:

#sharpsuits-sharperknives – original posts

#sharpsuits-sharperpens - original writings

#sharpsuits-sharperbrushes - original art

Everything else will be tagged plainly as "#spy tf2", "#spyma", et cetera.

[ttugboatt]

strange and unusual Headcanon lists my beloved. Anyway here's bath headcanons for the mercenaries because I thought of it when I was taking a bath recently and it won't get out of my head.

Offense Scout Showers at least once every 2 days. He gets so covered in sweat from running around all the time that he will physically explode if he goes too long without a bath or a shower or whatever. Always complains about shampoo getting in his eyes but also won't get anything to help with it. Soldier Showers for EXACTLY two minutes ON THE DOT EVERY DAY. No more no less. He does it at a very specific time every day too. Someone bought him America-themed shower products (wherever the fuck they got those) and he uses them to this day. They're mostly water at this point. Pyro Baths only and has the suit on while they bathe. they rub charcoal on their suit to clean. This is peak nonbinary performance you all are just cowards. Sometimes they get sprayed with the hose, if that counts. Defense Demoman I think he usually showers because he has an issue with falling asleep in the bathtub, has probably almost drowned more than once. Also not really Demoman but I think he washes the eyelander pretty regularly.

Heavy showers regularly but can go for a while without it before he starts feeling gross. I can't imagine he had too good hygiene in his childhood (by no fault of his own) so it takes a while for him to really NEED a shower or he feels weird about it. Engineer Has to take the gunslinger off when he showers and it's a really big pain. Even if it was waterproof, he probably has to take it off just to clean the skin underneath and prevent it from getting nasty. He has one of those old people shower chairs because I said so. Showers less often than the others but he's not gross or anything. They all do stink somewhat from the murders but it's okay. Support Sniper Showers twice a week, maybe thrice if he gets covered in dirt for whatever reason. Uses the most basic products ever, probably has a small collection of unscented deodorant. Spy One of those motherfuckers with the giant collections of products. What does he use half of them for? Where does he get these? WHY does he need literally anything but the basics? Why shower and not wash his mask? A mystery. Spy has the longest shower hair care routine known to man. Do not ask him for his secrets because he will snort and tell you that you couldn't afford half his products anyway, because he's a fucking snob. Half the products are the exact same as stuff you could get down at a gas station but they're in sleeker packaging. I hate him so so so much. Medic Showers regularly, but no matter what he does, some kind of freak accident occurs and he is covered in blood immediately after. Medic showers? Oh no, a dog with an injured tail just got into base and now he's covered in blood again. Medic takes a bath? Wuh-oh, A spy is in the base and Sniper head-shots him while he's directly next to Medic, covering him in blood. He can never win. He doesn't care all that much actually, he's more intrigued by the sheer unluckiness of managing to be covered in blood within an hour of washing himself.

[ant3diluvian]

[grudgegolem]

disgusting

[darrkkooooo]

Omg guys, forgot u to show my exam task! Animalistics and human icon:)

[mmmcrunchyegg]

Bleep Blorp

I'm finally starting to feel better after my surgery 😌 Thank you to everyone who wished me an easy recovery! I'll start working on drawing requests this week <3

[kneatle]

I got the game and now I get to feed my miis cigarettes too. >:)

[grudgegolem]

stupid twank

[daily-spy]

Day 26 - Blu

[daily-spy]

I'm so angry that I'm gonna post 10 spy photos >:(

Spy is a tsundere fight me

what spoi do u like more

bspy

rspy

Voting ended onJun 8

[daily-spy]

Day 27 - Papper

What' should I do

my asks

the wip I been doing this days

pregnant spy lol

Voting ended onJun 9

[grudgegolem]

THEY RIPPED HIS VEST OFF HOLY SHIT

[daily-spy]

Soldier and spy interacting !!! ^^3

Day 28 - Raccoons!?

Here! :3 Sorry for making u wait (-_-;)

[sharpsuits-sharperknives]

Spy is freaked out by Sniper because of how observant Sniper is. Spy trying to sneak around somewhere while cloaked and suddenly Sniper whips around and stares directly at Spy because he heard Spy breathe slightly to loud. There is 0 reason for Spy to be scared because this is his Sniper they are on the same team but it is so terrifying for Spy to be invisible and have someone snap their head around to stare at you like they can still see you. Spy trying to discreetly take something from Sniper and Sniper notices immediately that there is slightly less weight in his pocket or that box is moved slightly to the left and he is staring at Spy. Spy has never felt fear like this

WOW it has been a bit since I have posted here!! Alas I have been busy, hi Tugboat! ☺️

Anyways I love this LOL... Spy believes that he is so sneaky but in actuality Sniper has a sixth sense for him. Both Sniper and Engie can detect if Spy is around and both are pretty observant. Spy is such a loser I love him... Sniper would remember such minute things and because Spy prides himself in being detail-oriented it would be so annoying for Spy LOL. Love it.

I forgot which gaming channel I was watching, but they were a TF2ber and they were either playing Sniper or Engie? Anyways so there was a cloaked enemy Spy, and because you could hear Spy's footsteps, the YouTuber was able to kill the Spy LOL and got hackusations against them 😓

[pridebicons]

ace spy pride icons

requested by anon

like/rb if using + credit

[sunshines-circus]

Some Polite Spy headcanons because he lingers in my head 24/7 💛

Polite Spy is not a smoker, HOWEVER. If stressed enough he will go back to his old habits, smoking around maybe 3 or 4 to help him calm down. He keeps a back of cigarettes in one of his pockets, and while he never uses them he thinks it’s better to be safe then sorry.

He does speak French! He loves to slip it into his speech sometimes, like calling his friends “Mon ami” and calling Painis “Mon amor”. I think it’s cute.

Giant sweet tooth. Although he prefers fruit themed desserts other than things like chocolate. He doesn’t necessarily mind though, anything sweet he likes and will eat.

On the topic of his sweet tooth, he is an excellent baker! He knows how to bake various pastries and desserts, he specializes in French ones, but is able to bake American styled desserts such as apple pie and things like that.

He has pockets that can hold literally anything ever. He can fit a refrigerator in his pocket and is able to whip it out at any point of time. The reason for this is he needs that space to hold all the gifts he gives to his friends.

Absolutely loves flowers and has a gigantic garden filled with them and other kinds of things such as vegetables and fruits. The most common thing that can be found in his garden are Daisies, as they are his favorite flower.

Do not break a promise. ok? otherwise he’ll never trust you ever again and will look at you like 👀 when you try to talk to him. He takes that shit incredibly serious and if you break his trust you’ll never get it back.

[thesilliestrascal]

The great Spy migration... So elegant...